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Clips from The Simpsons - Homerland (S25E25)

"Of an isosceles triangle is equal"
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"That's not right. Yes, it is."
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"Okay, I'm ready for the nuclear workers convention."
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"Well, they're all very sick."
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"Even better."
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"I never unpacked from the time we went to hawaii."
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"Whoo!"
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"My lava's almost cooled!"
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"(sizzling)"
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"I can't believe I have to miss taking the kids"
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"To buy gym uniforms."
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"All (chanting): Convention! Convention!"
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"Convention! Convention!"
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"Stewardess: Oxygen masks on."
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"(unmuffled): Convention!"
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"(motors chugging)"
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"Man, I love conventions."
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"Of work and binge drinking."
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"Now, look, guys, we are here for one important reason--"
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"To get free swag!"
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"Interested in learning a procedure"
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"(gasps) there's that woman I always have"
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"A "same time next year" affair with."
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"I always have dinner with when you two disappear."
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"Put up your nukes! (chuckles)"
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"Halpern!"
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"For putting that dead goat in my bed."
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"He wasn't dead till you rolled over on him! Ha!"
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"(laughing): Oh, yeah. Take that."
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"Ow! Ow! Hey!"
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"(angry grunting)"
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"(deep panting) oh, come here, you."
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"Some party, huh?"
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"To my good friend spike."
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"(slurring): Hey, here's a brainstorm for you."
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"You think I like talking you monkeys"
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"Through a password change?!"
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"(slurring): To texting!"
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"Hello."
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"Where's homer?"
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"Homer, homer-- when did I see him last?"
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"Geez, I don't know."
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"(vomits)"
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"I constantly think about whether he's still alive or not."
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"Well, he's not in the boise morgue."
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"Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant"
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"And flown back to kenya."
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"You're talking about my husband."
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"Two to one says the blob is stuck in the water-intake pipe at the reservoir."
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"Please, I need people here who are helpful and sensitive."
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"Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble"
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"Man (slowly and clearly): A man with a gun is in my house."
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"Gibberish."
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"Hello, everyone."
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"Homie! What happened to you?"
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"Why didn't you call us?"
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"Were replaced by self-serve yogurt."
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"I ate all the cookie dough toppings a man could want."
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"Well, I guess all that matters is,"
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"Yes. Back to normal."
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"Dear christian god..."
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"I'm glad you're back, dad."
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"It's hard to sleep with one unkissed cheek."
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"Yeah, it's tough being man of the house."
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"I didn't know they made underoos in size 52."
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"Why didn't you strangle me?"
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"Now to celebrate."
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"Ta-da! Pork chops crusted with cheeto dust."
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"I'll just enjoy these green beans with slivered almonds."
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"Mmm, so slivered."
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"Mmm."
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"(quietly): Bart, why is the dad I always wished for creeping me out?"
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"Yay. (groans)"
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"A napkin."
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"(others gasp)"
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"You got a lot of catching up to do."
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"Can I just get a glass of water?"
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"Water? That stuff killed my grandmother."
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"So sad."
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"Snuggle dreams."
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"Can be good in bed."
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"Well, what made you...? You're so beautiful"
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"(both moaning)"
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"Marge (chuckling): Oh."
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"Who cares what happened?"
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"Daddy's back."
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"(grunts)"
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"Something happened to dad on that trip."
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"And came back with a southern accent."
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"(deep southern accent): Uh, how y'all doin'?"
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"In this town, you come to me? Lay off, apu."
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"Really a terrorist threat to springfield?"
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"Yeah. I got a very important phone call."
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"(phone rings) yello?"
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"Uh, it's a little jiggly but it'll hold."
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"We got intel-- uh, that's short for a word I don't know..."
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"Huh?"
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"(gasps) dad's kneeling on a prayer mat."
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"He doesn't believe in kneeling."
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"(chanting indistinctly)"
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"Huh? It looks like he's praying."
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"Mecca."
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"(quietly): He's targeting the nuclear plant."
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"Meow?"
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"If you are a cat, prove it."
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"And do you love lasagna, like me?"
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"Mom, I have to tell you something about dad,"
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"Something big!"
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"And men don't change that way."
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"But-but... Do you know what we're doing on Sunday?"
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"Brunch with the hibberts. Then the tile store."
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"He's like a husband in a widow's memory-- perfect."
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"(grunting)"
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"Perfect."
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"Perfect."
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"(beeping)"
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"I think someone I love is a terrorist."
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"Does that make me crazy?"
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"No, no. Not at all."
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"It took me two hours to get home. Traffic was crazy."
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