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Clips from Family Guy - Da Boom (S02E02)

"Actually, each light represents a missile launching by itself."
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"What the hell. Come here, Hillary."
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"What'd I miss?"
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"Good morning, family. Hey, Lois, remember when I was the third Hardy Boy?"
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"Peter, there was no third Hardy Boy."
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"He shoots, he scores!"
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"OK, we were wrong about the end of the world and you were right."
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"I finally get a date with Kevin, and he gets vaporised."
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"Let's just be grateful we survived the apocalypse healthy and mutation-free."
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"- I said I can do it. - Hey, shut up!"
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"- Oh, hey, Clevemire. - That's Quagland."
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"Quagland? Oh, you must be dreamin'."
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"Boys, please. You used to be so close."
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"Sorry, Lois. We're both a little crabby on account of the fact that neither one of us"
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"has had any food since we got fused together."
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"Well, we just finished off what was left in the kitchen."
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"Come on. Hey, hey! None for you, Higgins."
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"Tryin' to steal Tom Selleck's food."
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"No. No. You've had yours."
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"Thank goodness Peter bought a huge supply of dehydrated meals before the blast."
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"Peter, whaddaya doin'? You just ate a year's worth of food."
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"What a waste of money. I'm still hungry."
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"Now!"
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"Well, so much for finding food at the Stop 'N Shop."
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"Wait a minute, I smell barbecue."
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"Delicious, Tom. I guess we should be eating her with chopsticks."
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"Oh, my God. They're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa."
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"Come on, Woody. We're gonna search for food."
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"- Nothing. Let's go. - Go where?"
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"cockroaches and Twinkees. And there's a Twinkee factory in Natick."
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"- Twinkees? - Yeah, I saw a story about 'em on A&E."
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"It was difficult for Twink to play with other children."
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"He... Not as much as the baton."
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"But, uh... we put a stop to the baton."
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"He... he was different enough, you know."
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"Well, goodbye sweet home. Maybe someday we'll return."
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"- Hey, Joe, can you keep an eye on the place? - I might as well. I'm melted to the ground."
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"- Do you have food? - No, that's why we're on the road."
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"Then you may not pass until you answer the following question:"
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"Name something you'd take on a picnic."
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"- A dead Lois? - OK, we're gonna go with potato salad."
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"Show me potato salad."
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"Maybe we should go now."
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"- Aw, jeez. Outta gas! - Hey, Dad, look."
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"Well, howdy, strangers. You look plumb tuckered."
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"- Like to sit a spell? - Actually, we are tired."
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"- And all the fresh apples you can eat. - Oh, Peter, we found a new home."
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"A Twinkee factory that might not even exist any more?"
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"- Sure is, except for Randy Newman. - Randy Newman?"
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"Yep. Just sits there all night and day, singin' about what he sees."
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"Fat man with his kids and dog"
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"Red-headed lady"
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"She's gonna breathe on it first"
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"She takes a bite"
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"Chews it once"
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"Four times"
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"Let's get the hell outta here."
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"They're walking down the road"
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"Please, Chris, Mommy's got a very big headache. Stop it!"
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"Thank you, sweetie. Now, Peter, we've gotta find some food."
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"Oh, my God. Look!"
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"Oh, very good, fat man."
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"We're finished. We're done."
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"Oh, words..."
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"Should've sent a poet."
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"- There's enough food to last us for ever. - We're saved. You were right."
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"Yeah, and we can build a mall so I have a place to hang out."
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"and we can build a community just like the one we had."
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"No, we'll build a better one. I hereby proclaim this city New Quahog."
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"Well, this isn't very good, now, is it?"
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"- Guess who? - Stop it, Chris."
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"Wrong!"
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"Did you wash your tentacles? My big, handsome boy."
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"Yeah, I fold. Hey, come on. Let's go home and get tender with your wife."
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"I don't know, Quagmire. Lovemaking with Loretta has somehow lost its intimacy."
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"Excuse me, Mr Mayor. We have an outsider who wishes to join our community."
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"- Before the disaster, I was a physician. - That's terrific. We need a doctor."
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"Now, pick a job out of the hat."
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"Ah, village idiot. That's a good one."
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"Maybe we shoulda just let him be a doctor."
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"That's how everyone else got their jobs."
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"Go!"
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"You see, Doc, my back tooth is killin' me."
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"Peter, no offence, but that's because we all pitched in."
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"But when I saw the movie,"
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"she hadn't eaten anything in a year."
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"We have everything we need. And no crime, no guns, no pollution."
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"- Guys, we need to make some guns. - Guns? Guns only lead to trouble."
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"And when that trouble happens, we'll blow its freaking head off."
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"Without guns, how would our forefathers have settled their differences?"
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"Honey, Mommy's making you some new feetie pyjamas."
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"Oh, you are gettin' heavy."
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"I'll have your father flood the basement, so you can get more exercise."
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"Yes, yes. I do seem to have gained a bit of girth."
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"Actually, my gullet seems to be rumbling."
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"There we are. Oh, I say. I've laid an egg."
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"That wasn't so bad. I don't know what these women are always complaining about."
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"Today, my vision for our future comes true."
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"Put that away. Where did you get the metal for all those guns?"
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"Recycling. I used the pipes from our irrigation system."
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"Are you crazy? You destroyed all our water pipes?"
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"I have a canker sore on my lip, and I keep pokin' at it with my tongue,"
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"- But that's only makin' it worse. - There's a reason I'm in charge here."
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"I'm the one who knew the world was gonna end and found the Twinkee factory."
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"Don't be stupid. She speak good and everything."
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"- Let's get him outta here! - Throw him out!"
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"Wait! We can work this out!"
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"I haven't been thrown outta any place since I was a counsellor at the bulimia clinic."
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"- That's the last of 'em. - Good riddance."
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"You remember the other day you were asking me what the definition of irony was?"
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"Oh, Peter, hearing you say that almost makes it worth havin' the world blown up."
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"All right! Fudgie the Whale, and Cookie Puss,"
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"and Cookie O'Puss, and Nutty the Chocolate Ghost."
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"Come on, everybody. Let's sing a song."
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"Oh. Uh... Left foot, right foot."
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"- Bobby. - Good morning."
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"I dreamt I saw the strangest episode of Family Guy,"
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"and there was a giant chicken and Stewie was an octopus."
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"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"Oh, yeah, and that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon."
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