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Clips from The Simpsons - Catch 'Em If You Can (S15E15)

""Can't wait.""
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"(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)"
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"You keep thinking that."
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"We're here! And it's a good thing, too."
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"The car's been driving funny since Orlando."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Everything happens to E-more."
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"Let's go find Mom and Dad."
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"First, let's slap on some Band-Aids"
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"so they feel really bad for ditching us."
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"Time to find a woman who needs some TLC."
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"A Tired Liver-spotted Coot."
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"(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"(HONKING)"
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"(RAP MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"He's the boogie woogie bugle boy of Company B"
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"Check out the well-aged beef."
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"I wouldn't kick him out of bed for dying."
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"(PURRS)"
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"Hey, handsome, pull up a donut and sit down."
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"Hey, ladies. I used to be in movies."
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"(ALL REACTING IN AWE)"
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"You know those feet sticking out"
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"from under the house in The Wizard of Oz?"
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"You're looking at 'em."
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"ALL: Ew!"
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"(SINGING) Come on, everybody have some sexual congress"
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"Not the kind of Congress that contained Paul Tsongas"
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"(GASPING)"
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"Marge, I won't let that happen."
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"We have to grab this chance for romance now or we'll never be alone!"
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"Not till Lisa's in college and we've lost contact with Bart!"
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"You're right. But where do we go?"
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"I've got a card that can take us anywhere in the world."
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"MARGE: Step on it!"
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"Those horn dogs! They ditched us again!"
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"You know what this means?"
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"No. We're gonna follow them across this great land"
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"making sure they don't have one moment of fun."
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"And I have a card that can take us anywhere they go."
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"I'm sorry. We're not supposed to give out passengers' itineraries."
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"I understand. Hey, what's that crazy girl doing?"
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"I'm going into the Gold Medallion Club with Silver Level Membership!"
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"(LAUGHING EVILLY)"
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"The hell you are!"
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"(COCKS GUN)"
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"So Mom and Dad are going to Atlantic City. But their luggage isn't."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"And Homer's getting a low-fat meal."
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"HOMER: No!"
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"You're more boring than my husband. And he's dead."
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"At the moment, it's about even."
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"I can't wait till we bury the last of you Hepburn types."
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"Hot-diggity!"
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"Indeed. I am Raoul."
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"While we walk, may I place my hand"
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"on your shoulder as a sign of friendship?"
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"Why not?"
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"Oh, yeah. Like people in New Jersey"
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"It's on the freakin' state flag."
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"Oh, my God. Homie, look!"
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"That boy failed show-and-tell, but he's on our ass like Sherlock Holmes."
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"Hey, how you doing?"
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"Shows at 2:00, 4:00, 6:00, 8:00, 10:00, and midnight."
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"Hey, kids, I'm tying balloons on the boardwalk"
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"at 3:00, 5:00, 7:00, 9:00, and 11:00."
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"(TIRES SCREECHING)"
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"(KNOCKING ON DOOR)"
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"Occupied!"
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"(RESUMES SNORING)"
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"Okay, Raoul, let's go meet some senoritas."
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"Grampa, I must confess,"
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"I am not as interested in women"
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"as my open shirt might suggest."
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"To be frank, they disgust me."
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"Uh-oh!"
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"Yes. Now let us enjoy one of your rambling,"
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"disjointed, yet somehow erotic tales."
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"Are you gonna go lavender on me?"
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"We shall see, uh?"
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"But I promise you I will treasure every word"
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"Really? You're sweet."
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"Proceed."
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"For many years, I was a tater farmer."
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"But the shameful truth is the taters farmed me."
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"At last we're alone."
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"(SCATTING)"
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"Homie, the waiter's still here."
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"Oh. Right."
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"(CHUCKLING)"
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"And now, my darling, it's finally time for romance."
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"But before the intercourse, the dinner course!"
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"Busted!"
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"You guys lied to us!"
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"You probably do this all the time."
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"This whole family is built on a tissue of lies and romance."
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"Yeah, it's a tissue covered in blood and boogers!"
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"Sure, we lied."
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"We lied so we could spend a single night as a married couple"
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"Those days are over. Give it up."
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"(SIGHING)"
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"Just sleep here tonight"
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"and we'll all go back to Springfield tomorrow."
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"Great! What do you want to play?"
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"How about the floor is made of lava?"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"All I wanted was a second honeymoon"
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"and now the floor is made of lava."
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"Yeah, I can't sleep."
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"Maybe we should give Mom and Dad a break, you know?"
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"Go spend the day at an amusement park so we're out of their hair."
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"Yeah, I agree. I mean, you are pretty annoying."
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"Hey, I just zinged you!"
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"I know. My new thing is to ignore you."
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"When you grow up, I'll be outside."
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"I knew if we got up early enough,"
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"we could sneak away from Bart and Lisa."
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"Kids don't beat me. I beat kids."
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"And nobody does it better."
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"(ALL YELLING)"
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