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Clips from Family Guy - Turkey Guys (S13E13)

"What's wrong with wool?"
Family Guy
"You go to the ballpark, get your bag of Bulls-eyes"
Family Guy
"and watch Hack Wilson round the bases in a big wool shirt."
Family Guy
"I once saw Hack hit a ball out of the infield."
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"I still remember the thud of the bat"
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"and the whoosh of the wool."
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"Oh, the rails are off this thing."
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"All right, Chris, this is where you, as host,"
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"need to step in and..."
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"Chris? Chris?"
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"What the hell? Are you drunk?"
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"I couldn't handle the pressure, Stewie."
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"We Irish, we have a deep sadness."
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"Oh, come on, get up! They need you down there."
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"* Too-Ra-loo-Ra-loo-ral. *"
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"All right, there they are."
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"I'm going in and getting us a turkey, Brian."
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"Hey, buddy, you want to come to my house"
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"Ah, damn it!"
Family Guy
"What the hell?! Knock it off!"
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"Ow! Damn it, I'm gonna kill you, you dick!"
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"Where'd he go?"
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"Easy there."
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"Hey, it's Thanksgiving."
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"Shouldn't you be in Detroit"
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"losing a football game right now?"
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"Brian, up here!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Thank you, Peter. Thank you so much!"
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"Hey, you're welcome, buddy."
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"You..."
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"You saved my life."
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"Of course I did."
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"It's okay."
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"I guess I've been kind of a jerk, too."
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"I mean, for God's sake, I sank your car in a lake."
Family Guy
"And I broke this guy's neck just now."
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"Yeesh."
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"But, hey, we cut the legs off him and dye him brown,"
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"Hey, you got a tiny head and a big body."
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"What if I switched that?"
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"All right, we did it!"
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"We got ourselves a turkey."
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"I mean, dinner has to have started by now."
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"We're never gonna make it home on foot."
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"Maybe we don't have to."
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"We're now arriving in Quahog."
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"'cause I bounced a kid onto the house."
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"There were no squeezable condiments."
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"Ketchup came in a can."
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"Are they properly sized?"
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"Are we gonna eat soon?"
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"I have an interesting factoid"
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"Yeah, the hell with this. I'm starving."
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"Okay, I guess we should eat."
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"Well, obviously Peter's not here."
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"Now, I wasn't planning on doing this today,"
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"but when I look around at all of these open, loving faces"
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"or friends and family,"
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"that I am a proud, unashamed, active..."
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"Kidding!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, where the hell have you been?"
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"And what are you doing with a live turkey?!"
Family Guy
"A live turkey who loves Rollerblading."
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"Our dog drew that."
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"Peter, we can't eat a live turkey."
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"Look, Lois, I still got time to make this right."
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"And I'm gonna."
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"Hand me a nine iron and show me to the backyard."
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"Well, buddy, I guess this is it."
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"Wow, I-I..."
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"I read that look wrong."
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"but a bunch of white people put on sweaters."
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"I couldn't do it. What?"
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"I'm sorry, Lois."
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"I know you wanted the perfect Thanksgiving,"
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"isn't this holiday about being with people you love?"
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"What matters is we're all together."
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"Family and friends."
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"And one new friend."
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"Oh, Peter, that's beautiful."
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"Lois, can the turkey please join us for dinner?"
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"Of course he can."
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"Well, looks like we're having turkey after all."
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"Four years later, me and Lois divorced and Stewie died."
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"Gobble, gobble!"
Family Guy
"* Lucky there's a family guy *"
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"* Laugh and cry *"
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"Boy, I must have been really drunk."
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"We've been to every grocery store in town with no luck."
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"Chris, Chris, slow down."
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"Boy, yesterday I'm microwaving a cat,"
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"Looks like we have one turkey left."
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"Oh, you're telling me."
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"I really had to poop."
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"Aw, crap, this is a girl's bike."
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"We brought some wine, but it's good wine so it's just or us."
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"I got some down-there hair now... want to see?"
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"You are so stupid!"
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"We are!"
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"so my wife can cook you wrong?"
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"Oh, crap."
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"Hey, listen, I'm-I'm..."
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"I'm sorry I yelled at you."
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"Gotcha!"
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"Yeah, but what time is it?"
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"Up on the right are the people with the awesome trampoline,"
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"Lois, we're home and Thanksgiving is saved!"
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"but when you think about it,"
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"You have to know me to know I'm just joking."
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"'Ello, luv."
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"You're driving."
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"We're going to be home in no time."
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"Peter, this is never gonna work."
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"No. We've come this far."
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"Excuse me, can you help us?"
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"You just used your last bullet."
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"I'm just saying, without Peter here,"
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"Nice bike, butt-munch!"
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"Ah, geez, I'm sorry."
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