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Clips from Family Guy - Turkey Guys (S13E13)

"* It seems today that all you see *"
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"* All the things that make us *"
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"* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *"
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"The JCPenney parade?"
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"Oh, that."
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"No problem."
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"Yeah, sorry."
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"that vaguely suggest they help you in the bedroom."
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"The packet says I got to play till I'm raw."
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"Can't believe every turkey"
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"I know. And now we're so far from home,"
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"* She thinks I'm beautiful *"
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"* Meet Virginia *"
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"It's weird. That is weird, you're right."
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"Well, they better get here soon."
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"you're going to have to be the host of Thanksgiving."
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"You have to do everything the fat man normally would."
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"You mean, like, fall asleep on the toilet"
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"today I'm giving a speech."
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"we could use a good chuckle like that."
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"Lois would be madder than that time she got a Capp smear."
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"That's all right, bird. I goes by smell."
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"Brian, look, an eight-foot basket."
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"This thing on?"
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"I almost died!"
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"without looking at your phone."
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"We're trying to get back to Quahog."
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"since my kids gave me that Father's Day gift."
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"Then that's what I will say."
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"Three! Two! One!"
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"I hope my dad's not watching ABC!"
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"I just said I had to poop."
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"This is gross even for a bus!"
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"Damn it, Peter! That was our only way home!"
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"Up next on Nickelodeon,"
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"then take your laptop into the bathroom."
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"Come on, keep pedaling."
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"You broke the chain and now we have to walk!"
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"Besides, we're in the middle of nowhere."
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"Hi there, folks."
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"Hand over the turkey. What?!"
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"Hi, Grandma."
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"Uh, I-I..."
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"Sometimes I pluck them because I deserve pain."
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"Can't believe we got robbed."
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"about how brave I was when we walked past that cemetery?"
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"You drove my car into a lake, you almost let me drown,"
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"and we're still miles from home!"
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"You didn't eat any of it."
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"This isn't even my problem, it's your problem."
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"Good-bye!"
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"I don't know why I ever listen to that jerk."
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"Leave me alone!"
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"Hey, kids, would you like a terrible healthy sandwich?"
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"No."
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"has a crush on her trainer, and he eats like this,"
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"Almond butter and no sugar added fruit preserves..."
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"and a little more mad at the guys"
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"Hey, don't mock Mo-vember."
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"There's our answer."
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"Peter, stop it!"
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"You're never gonna find a turkey in there."
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"Hey, Lois, thanks for letting Kevin"
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"Shut up! I'm a full-size person!"
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"I make the decisions!"
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"into rough, front-yard, makeup sex."
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"All this fighting is making me so damn hot."
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"it's my duty to take an open mouth nap"
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"in the middle of the room."
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"But before we get started,"
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"about how things aren't the way they used to be."
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"Daddy, would you care to start?"
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"I don't know whether I'm coming or going!"
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"Why don't ballplayers wear giant woolen shirts anymore?"
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"It was a perfect fabric."
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"All right, just leave the turkey alone."
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"The poor thing is... Aah! Aah!"
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"He's not in here."
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"You're my best friend."
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"I'm sorry I messed everything up today."
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"we got ourselves a turkey, right?"
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"Let's do it right."
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"but they don't let me on it no more,"
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"about what makes you sleepy afterwards."
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"So it's fallen to me to take up the mantle."
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"I am comfortable enough to finally say"
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"I wish you didn't have to die,"
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"and I know I screwed that all up for you,"
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"I mean, does it really matter what we eat?"
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"Not as the meal, but as our guest?"
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"Happy Thanksgiving, everyone."
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"killed a turkey for Thanksgiving!"
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"That's not a regulation rim."
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"Okay, you know what? I'm in charge of the turkey."
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"Yes."
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"It's not making any noise."
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"It's a hybrid. Trust me, it's on."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Not now! Not like this!"
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"Peter, what the hell?!"
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"You chose a turkey over me?!"
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"I swear to God, I thought dogs could breathe underwater."
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"Great. The water completely killed my phone."
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"Oh, horrors."
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"You have to spend time with me"
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"Here, give me yours."
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"I threw mine at a duck."
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"If you want, I can take you as far as the bus station."
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"You can? Oh, thank you so much!"
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"Oh, that is the nicest thing anyone's done for me"
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"Oh, look, a tie. Perfect."
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"All right, Chris, acting as host"
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"will demand a higher level of conversation."
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"I suggest as your opener..."
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""Lois, everything is delicious.""
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"Ugh, this is gonna be a bigger disaster than Y2-Gay."
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"Oh, thank God we got on this bus."
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"Wait, where is there a bathroom on this bus?"
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"I didn't say there was a bathroom,"
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"Oh, my God!"
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