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Clips from The Simpsons - Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4 (S27E27)

"A sweet hearts dance it is."
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"Hey, Brandine!"
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"Cletus, you know I can fry up whatever you can shoot down."
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"you was my sister."
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"Carl, this is Mandy."
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"Okay, Lenny, time to stop talking about Carl."
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"Oh, Marge, it's so great"
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"to combine the two loves of my life: goofing off and you."
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"I've always wanted to indulge in."
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"If you're willing."
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"Wait a minute."
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"That contractor said this was a bottomless pit!"
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"Sometimes they listen, sometimes not."
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"People have died. You didn't hear that from me."
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"Well, no one as yet."
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"But I haven't turned on the old Frink charm."
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"It's Valentine's Day."
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"I'm alone."
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"And that cat who can smell if you're dying is staring at me."
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"Son, I'm scared."
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"People in their 90s don't just suddenly die for no reason."
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"Please come."
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"Can you pick me up a pack of diapers?"
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"Oh, for-- They always think they're for me."
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"Hurry!"
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"♪ I... never... ♪"
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"Yeah, me and my Bubbeleh made love to that song."
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"Creating a kid who never visits."
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"And now back to Prairie Home Companion."
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"Pull the plug!"
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"Okay, time for some Valentine's candy for our swinging seniors."
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"But it's a new brand and they're oh so pretty-- look, green."
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"Like M&M'S with hope."
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"Oh, it's starting to kick in."
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"Suddenly, I don't want to kvetch."
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"I want to kvell!"
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"I can feel all the tension going out of my beard."
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"That doesn't sound like the Mona I knew."
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"this is really happening."
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"Do you think it's okay to leave them here?"
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"Marge, all we ever do is leave them here."
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"We could visit your mother."
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"CVS stands for Cheap Valentines' Surplus."
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"You get a box! You get a box!"
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"Oi... Professor?"
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"Professor, come on, this is a workplace."
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"Ooh, dregs!"
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"Oh, wow."
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"Yes, you are right, I did."
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"Valentine's Day, you see, is quite difficult for me."
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"I saw that Stephen Hawking movie and all I could think is,"
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"Oh, I'll never win"
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"and I'll always have to only be looking."
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"And I can tell you,"
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"relationships are just trial and error."
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"First I tried "don't remember,""
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"then I happily settled on "make Lisa remember.""
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"My good man, that is nothing more than the scientific method."
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"Well, now, that's a little wasteful."
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"Ah, much better."
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"I shall use science to uncover the secret to women."
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"But everything else can be solved, including love."
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"Pish-posh, Professor."
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"It's chemistry!"
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"Which is science. What?!"
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"See, I have asked an enormous cross-section of women"
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"...the most important thing that I look for..."
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"I like it when they're tall."
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"Blue eyes! Definitely wants kids."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"It's wonderful. Whoa, whoa..."
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"Hey, look at me. I'm Herman Munster!"
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"Actually, he had Lily, who was quite a dish."
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"So, do you, uh, find me attractive?"
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"And this is an android"
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"What am I over-look-ing?"
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"with the up and down and the extra words"
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"Oh, my God, it's the voice."
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"Duh."
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"We're here to see Abe Simpson."
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"Oh... what the...?"
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"Gee, I thought they'd be over this by now."
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"Wow, they are really out of it."
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"to Walter Cronkite..."
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"to Rush Limbaugh!"
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"Any other advice, Homer?"
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"Yep-- hang out at yoga classes."
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"How would you know about yoga class?"
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"Uh, I thought it was yogurt class."
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"Oh, she's good."
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"You're taking advantage of these people"
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"who don't know where they are."
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"Oh, no, you don't."
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"He just comped me a suite!"
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"Fantastic!"
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"I really don't care."
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"I'm going to say something I've never said."
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"Um, I'll wait outside"
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"I-I don't know why I put "unavailable" there."
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"But now it is time to change my voice..."
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"Oyce... Voy..."
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"And the hoyvin and the flayvin"
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"Ooh."
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"I'm always next to the jerk"
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"'cause he just wasn't going anywhere."
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"who just want to take from you."
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"Now you're just hoping beyond hope"
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"for a man you can hug"
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"And believe you me, sweetheart,"
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"Yeah, his name's..."
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"Call me!"
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"Boy, you are smooth."
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"And in case Marge is mad, can I borrow that chip?"
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"I don't want to hear one of your stupid lies."
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"Marge, my dear,"
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"you are the pork chop with gravy on top."
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"Oh, Homie."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Which I find intriguing."
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"So, Professor, tell me all about last night."
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