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Clips from American Dad! - The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari (S08E08)

"...and that's why my dad didn't go to his dad's funeral"
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"and why I won't go to my dad's funeral."
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"m-my dad wasn't really willing to answer the questions."
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"You know what I think? I think you're just trying"
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"to get out of this assignment."
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"Oh, is that what you think?"
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"(line rings)"
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"I'm calling from my history class."
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"So, who was president when you were a kid?"
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"Oh, I don't know, I guess I think"
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"about killinmyself pretty frequently."
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"For about five seconds in the morning"
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"diarrhea more often than not."
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"(sighs) I don't... I don't know if there's an afterlife,"
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"but who cares?"
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"than this meaningless march through my empty days."
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"(beep) See, Mr. Brink?"
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"Mr. Brink?"
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"Life dismissed."
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"(loud thud)"
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"This was supposed to last three hours."
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"We only rehearsed the dance number and the feast."
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"We're out of material. Hey, you guys all had improv on your résumés."
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"(loudly and slowly): Is this your drinking water?"
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"goo-goo gah-gah?"
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"They have families."
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"It's bad. He's throwing up right now at home with a 14-year-old babysitter."
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"Aw, geez, Hannah, why... why don't you just leave?"
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"So Gary can go, too. Screw it, take Gary."
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"Gary doesn't want to leave."
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"I-I don't know what to tell you, Hannah."
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"All right, all right, how about this?"
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"Staying was a really cool idea, Francine."
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"They think these things hold the spirits of their ancestors."
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"Oh, God! Oh, no!"
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"Teg meht!"
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"(angry shouting)"
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"(screaming)"
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"Um... this way!"
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"No!"
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"(weak groan)"
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"We're actors!"
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"You just killed Cuba Gooding Jr."
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"Show me... the heaven."
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"Roger, what the hell is going on? Fine."
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"I staged everything, okay?"
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"So this was all a setup?"
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"But... how?"
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"How did you do all this?"
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"Well, it started with the casting."
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"Take off your shirt and throw it to me."
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"(sniffs)"
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"It's disgusting. You got the part."
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"One and two and kick and tush and kick and bush"
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"And then I had to find my young boy assistant."
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"But why did you do all this?"
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"Because I wanted my Franny back!"
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"Yeah, but now you just think I'm a big, lazy faker again."
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"Lazy? Roger, I've never seen anyone work so hard"
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"on anything in my entire life."
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"You mean... I impressed you?"
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"And how!"
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"I wish Stan was here to see this."
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"Hey, where's my Oscar?"
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"One last time, CGJ."
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"(high-pitched): Show me the money."
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"(chuckles)"
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"(sighs)"
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"You will be missed."
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"I could work hard if I wanted."
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"Oh, my God, you can do that?"
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"♪ Limit ♪"
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"ROGER: Well, I'd start with one of Francine's gigantic breakfasts."
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"so when I woke up a couple hours later,"
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"You keep saying that."
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"Get out of here, Snot!"
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"like cooling streams I can wash my face in."
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"Look out, boss!"
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"(clap)"
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"(orchestra playing lively Broadway-like intro)"
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"Steve, you're up."
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"Sounds like a whole lot of nonsense, Steve."
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"when I first wake up, before I remember who I am"
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"He's right-- it's pointless."
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"Um..."
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"I'll do something that makes the tribe mad,"
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"Run!"
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"Shoot. Must have taken a wrong turn."
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"We're gonna make it!"
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"What's going on?"
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"(groans)"
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"Then it was on to the choreography."
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"This belongs to you."
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"♪ Good morning, USA!"
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"Not for you. You're in training."
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"I'm gonna fail 'cause my dad went to Home Depot"
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"I guess it's worth a shot."
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"(sighs)"
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"(whispering): So sleek."
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"Well, hell, Francine..."
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"Well, what if I go earn it?"
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"(crowd cheering and shouting) I did it!"
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"All right, this is enough."
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"Um..."
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"No, no, no, no! Eyes on me!"
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"Like, where were you born?"
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"(song ends) Host this, Doogie Howser."
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"Twill Ongenbone."
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"(loudly): Two millions years ago a glacier cut through this valley."
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"♪ Welcome to the limit"
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"You didn't even go to school there."
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"♪ The sun in the sky has a smile on his face ♪"
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"Where were you?!"
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"pop into one of the Porta Potties"
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"That was always a struggle."
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"Half the time, I pooed in my sleep."
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"(beep)"
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"Oh, yeah? You ruined the episode."
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"that no amount of whiskey could loosen."
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"You know when I'm happy?"
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