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Clips from Scrubs - Her Story II (S05E05)

"Hey, look, the Clarks are home."
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"- Hey, Clarks! - Go to hell!"
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"- Hi. - Y'all are a cute couple."
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"You OK, buttercup?"
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"Damn it, people. If you can't fill out your patients' insurance forms, then..."
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"This sucks. I've been trying to get pregnant for two months."
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"Nothing."
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"Don't worry about it. We'll keep trying."
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"Last time, you are not eating ribs while we do it."
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"I'm not gonna have a kid until that genetic technology is available."
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"goodbye hospital, hello father-son treasure hunting team."
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"- Yo, Glassman. - What's "Glassman"?"
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"It's a basketball thing. I'm a great rebounder."
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"- Nurse Martinez. - [Salsa music plays]"
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"and only one thing could upset this delicate balance."
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"That's why they call him the Glassman."
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"# I'm no Superman #"
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"Oh, yeah! Don't stop!"
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"Pull my hair! [squeals]"
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"We're supposed to ring when one of us gets lucky."
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"Even though I don't live with him,"
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"How could I forget my sexiest move?"
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"[J.D.] Great. Julie thinks I'm weird and lame and pathe..."
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"[J.D.] OK, from this moment on, I am officially out of my head."
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"Don't listen to her, Brown Bear. Your body's fierce."
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"- Is it? - Like Taye Diggs."
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"Taye Diggs."
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"Alberto."
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"When am I gonna get to meet Julie?"
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"I don't understand."
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"I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow."
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"You know what? It's time for her to meet the people in my life."
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"J.D.'s parents thought he was gonna be a girl."
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"They didn't have a name when he was born. So until he was three,"
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"You know what? Let's just give that back. Thanks."
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"Nice to see you, Mickhead."
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"Julie's a great girl."
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"[Screams, laughs]"
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"Lando Calrissian!"
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"You can call me Billy Dee."
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"in my art history class. Mm-mm."
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"they haven't spent time around minorities."
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"[Laughing] Yeah? How much?"
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"- We have the young... - Morning!"
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"...the slightly older still... - [mumbling]"
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"That's so funny."
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"[Turk] J.D., this is an intervention."
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"Every time you date a girl with potential,"
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"Kylie, Jaime, Gift Shop Girl,"
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"[Carla] Oh, my God, Turk. If you forget Elliot she's gonna cry."
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"Really?"
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"J.D., there's somebody else here who wants to say something."
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"Don't mess this up, man. Be smooth."
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"for this sensitive crap."
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"who's willing to let you annoy them instead of me."
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"If Jordan were conscious, she'd... she'd agree."
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"They're worried I'm gonna mess up."
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"The only jerk around here is the spicy marinade on this Jamaican chicken, mon."
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"That's so funny."
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"Does that bother you?"
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"That nurse makes me feel so damn old."
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"Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero."
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"Your bra size hasn't gone from a 34B to a 40 long."
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"Neither do I, but that's how it gets ya."
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"Actually, I am."
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"Why is Julie behind that bush crying?"
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"You know what's interesting? She's not saying, "That's so sad.""
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"[Carla] I tried, but I just couldn't get babies off my mind."
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"You're disgusting."
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"but it won't last. Every time she says, "That's so funny,""
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"You've been off the pill two months. Why are you getting a fertility test?"
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"[Carla] Because I'm old and the crock pot is on the fritz."
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"So do not look into his eyes. You could get lost."
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"You OK, sweetness?"
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""that's so funny" so many times that eventually it's not gonna bother you."
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"That's so funny!"
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"[Groaning]"
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"[Carla] This guy's not that hot."
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"- Oh, my God, really? - Yeah. Like her."
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"Call me J.J."
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"I was a psych minor in college. The next time she says, "That's so funny,""
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"You should hear this one."
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"He said, "You're healthy down there." And then I said, "Right back at you.""
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"Everything is A-OK."
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"[Both] Oh, that's bull!"
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"She is just now returning from what I can only assume"
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"It wasn't me. I didn't do it!"
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"If you're worried about your legacy,"
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"as the father of a son who not only wrote a musical based on my life"
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"it's not all it's cracked up to be. But I know you."
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"Dr. Matthews."
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"Well, let's get you that fertility test. Follow me."
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"I'm sorry I said, "That's so funny." I know that drives you crazy."
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"I imagine we'll eventually be able to build a house on it. Backyard."
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"- I love it. Just share. - Share."
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"And certainly not for the next five or ten years."
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"You know what?"
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"We just started dating, so this conversation goes down a bad road."
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"Why don't we say we're never gonna talk about it."
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"[# Cary Brothers: Ride]"
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"And here I am again."
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"You didn't break up because she said, "That's so funny""
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"It was August. The weather was far from frightful."
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"Especially when we think our dreams might not come true."
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"[J.D.] As for my future,"
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"I had finally gotten to the place where I was looking for the right person."
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"[J.D.] Behold Julie Quinn."
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"And build a deck on it."
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"To our half acre."
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"[J.D.] Unfortunately, the Clarks felt if we weren't building a house,"
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"we weren't technically their neighbors."
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"[J.D.] The Morgans, on the other side, were friendlier,"
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"but I don't think we're gonna have them over again."
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"- Oh, sweetie? - No."
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"- I'm sorry. No, thank you. - I'll throw in a crib."
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"Throwing in a crib."
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"It didn't matter, because I was happy to look out at my beautiful half acre"
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"[J.D.] Turk and I had discovered a new way to deal with Kelso's bad moods."
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"Spoonful of peanut butter?"
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"[J.D.] It usually bought us a few minutes of peace,"
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