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Clips from Silicon Valley (2014) - Intellectual Property (S04E04)

"Yes, we can't wait to pitch you the idea"
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"- You have no idea what it is, do you? - Not a fucking clue."
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"You have five seconds to decide."
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"- Five... - Okay."
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"I don't know if this will be relevant,"
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"but he did say the word, "oculus," a whole bunch."
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"- Oculus? - Mm-hm."
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"Jian? I'm very excited for your VR play."
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"- Octopus. - Octopus?"
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"- It's a water animal. - I..."
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"I... I know what an octopus is."
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"Gavin, I need to talk to you about this Piper Chat acquisition."
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"Now, Carl, you said the new sign-in page made you nervous..."
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"Are these my favorite nail beds I've ever seen?"
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"No, but they're fine."
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"Okay. You know, I... I wasn't actually gonna come here."
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"But then, I thought, "You know what? I could... I could use a walk.""
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"this peer-to-peer Internet thing,"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"If I'm gonna be thinking and walking,"
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"I might as well walk somewhere specific."
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"Hey, when was the last time you slept?"
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"for this computational trust issue I've been working on,"
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"Okay. Well, I'm busy. I've got to see patients all the time."
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"- Sorry. I don't want to interrupt you. - What are you doing?"
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"Why are you writing it on there?"
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"Well, I mean, you change these between every patient, right?"
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"but I'm not nuts."
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"Hey, you know, they say that after Alan Turing"
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"- What was that? - Hmm?"
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"Okay. Sure, yeah."
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"Right, yeah."
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"Go ahead and pay the lady out front."
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"How the hell does this thing work?"
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"Question for you."
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"What's better than octopus recipe?"
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"Answer for you."
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"but we assumed that it was camera-based."
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"Like, you take a photo of food,"
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"the app returns nutritional information, or recipes,"
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"or how it was sourced."
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"Yeah, like Shazam for food."
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"Exactly. But this, I mean, this is..."
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"Shazam... for food."
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"No, Shazam's not my vision."
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"That already exists."
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"This would be a Shazam... for food."
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"Do you speak Mandarin? Anybody? No?"
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"- That's not Mandarin. - He's a stickler for the accent."
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"Oh, "see food.""
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"- S-E-E food. - Oh."
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"- SeeFood. - Now, that we like."
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"Seafood. It's like food in the sea."
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"Oh, Gavin. Gavin."
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"I heard about your PiperChat issue."
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"Those COPPA fines are no joke, could be billions."
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"Listen, after all you've done for me..."
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"bringing me into the Hooli sandbox, letting me play here..."
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"I had a way to delete the underage accounts"
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"and the chat data in question?"
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"Hypothetically, I could blame it on a malfunction"
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"The board would have nothing to blame you for."
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"Jack, I'm speechless. I'm embarrassed to say it,"
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"but I was beginning to question your loyalty."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, you should've. I said it was hypothetical."
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"Didn't say I'd do it."
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"Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Gavin?"
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"- Richard. - Wait. What?"
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"Shit, that's huge."
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""There are unconfirmed reports that Belson violated Hooli protocol"
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"- Oh, that's us! - Oh, my God."
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"Did you fall in the pool?"
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"Oh, no. No, I didn't."
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"I was, um... I was dangling my feet in,"
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"'cause it was cool and refreshing and just helping me think,"
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"and then, since I was wet anyway,"
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"Uh... But don't worry. No, I didn't fall in."
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"I, uh... I am not a spaz."
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""Belson will be succeeded by 'Action' Jack Barker."
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""A veteran tech CEO, Barker commented,"
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""with the Federal Trade Commission"
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""to resolve this matter and commit ourselves"
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"Wow, Dinesh, you really stuck it to him."
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"- Holy shit. - Dude, you're moist."
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"I mean, Dinesh, you're a... a giant slayer."
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"As long as he's the one taking the fall for these underage users."
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"I thought I'd have to, like, answer to Congress or something."
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"Yeah, that makes sense. You were worried sick about the wrath"
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"of a bloated and inept bureaucracy,"
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"to be killed by a drone inside the United States."
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"Right, Jared?"
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""A legacy lost."
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""CEO and chief innovator Gavin Belson"
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"The end of the Gavin Belson era."
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"And if all goes well, it is the beginning of the era"
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"of Erlich Bachman and his funky Asian dude friend,"
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"Jian..."
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"Jian? Jian-Yang!"
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"Coleman Blair and Associates just offered us"
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"a seed investment of $200,000"
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"All we have to do is dazzle them with a demo on Monday,"
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"and, uh, the check will..."
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"- What the fuck? - Huh?"
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"Is that my vintage Corona Club beach towel?"
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"I told you, there's no demo."
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"You're gonna walk away from $200,000?"
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"You know who walks away from that kind of money, Jian-Yang?"
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"Richard, a crazy person."
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"I am one computational trust issue away from solving this thing."
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"Nope, not true. Not a cautionary tale."
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"- I mean, it's like, wow. - Richard..."
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"Just FYI."
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"to, like, get a job or go to school 'cause..."
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"Big Head, um..."
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"he's... Chinese..."
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"won't allow him to accept outside help."
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"Oh, right, 'cause of Chinese."
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"I can pay you handsomely."
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"Pretty solid "C's" in all of your CS classes."
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