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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner (S03E03)

""Nodded off"? Ross, you were snoring."
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"My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks."
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"Forty-five minutes, the man talked about strappy-backed dresses."
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"Well, okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium..."
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"...listening to Professor Pitstains and his:"
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"First of all, it's Professor Pitain."
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"...that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly."
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"Okay, you know what I just heard?"
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"I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka."
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"...take over an island."
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"[SCREECHES]"
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"You know, if what I do is so lame..."
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"...then why did you insist on coming with me this morning?"
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"Huh? Was it so I just wouldn't go with Mark?"
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"No."
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"I don't know. I feel like lately..."
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"I feel like you're slipping away from me..."
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"And you've got this whole other life going on."
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"It's not dumb."
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"You know what I mean?"
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"That's a little clearer."
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"...because I do. I love you. I love you so much."
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"But my work, it's for me, you know?"
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"I'm out there on my own, and I'm doing it."
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"But I mean, is that okay?"
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"Sure. Ha, ha."
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"You're thinking about my leg, aren't you?"
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"No, no."
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"Am I wasting my time?"
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"- No. No, I don't think so. - Okay."
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"That's my nubbin."
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"It's kind of a, uh... A third-nipple kind of thing."
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"Well, you know, two regulars, ahem..."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Uh..."
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"Ew."
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"Oh. I thought you weren't coming."
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"Okay. Don't get mad, okay?"
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"God. You know what? I think, five years ago..."
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"...I probably would have done anything to play with you."
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"But I can do it by myself, right? And if I can't trust you, then just forget it."
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"No. No. I don't wanna forget it."
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"...is this cat-poopy thing, then, okay, you can have "Smelly Cat.""
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"But we won't be partners."
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"So what's it gonna be?"
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"- Sorry, Pheebs. - Yeah."
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"You okay?"
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"Because, you know, life's gonna hand you all kinds of stuff."
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"You know, you learn your little lessons and hopefully you grow."
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"You wanna hear a new song?"
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"- Yeah. - Oh, we'd love to."
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"That's all I have so far."
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"Well, hello."
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"JOEY: Where have you been? - The doctor."
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"- Is everything okay? - Oh, yes."
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"RACHEL: What?"
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"Come on. Come on, I was kidding. It was such an obvious joke."
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"And I didn't think of it. Why didn't I think of it?"
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"Um, I was just thinking and just hoping that..."
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"No, but thanks."
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"No, but thanks."
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"You know, nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior."
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"You know what, uh, Gunther? Go, uh... Go ahead."
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"He said he had to go back to his, uh, job to do, uh..."
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"Joey?"
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"Come on, sweetie. You've worked late every night for the past two weeks."
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"Oh, hey. But that's sad about you, though. What happened?"
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"No."
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"You gave her food poisoning."
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"Someday. Maybe."
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"You guys would never go to a lecture with me."
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"- Okay, so I do know you. - That's what I said."
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"BOTH: Sticky shoes, sticky shoes"
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"MAN: We're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors."
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"I'm really glad we came."
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"It came up."
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"And second of all, that little bone proved that..."
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"...but I just hate that I'm not a part of it."
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"But maybe it's okay that you're not a part of it."
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"Look, it's okay if it bothers you."
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"I mean, the only thing I need to know is how much it bothers you..."
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"...and, uh, one that barely qualifies."
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"- Uh, what? - Nothing. I..."
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"You, uh...? You have to leave? Now? How come?"
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"Okay."
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"Go to hell, jingle whore"
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"Yep. Two nipples, no waiting."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"So, uh, did you? Did you fall high?"
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"- I've got some bad news. - What?"
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"What should I wear? Now I'm all nervous."
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"Sticky shoes, sticky shoes Next time I'll"
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"She's great. Great looking, great personality. She's greatness."
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"It's just like anything else. You just have to get used to it."
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"Okay. But do you really need another friend? I mean..."
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"I know it's dumb..."
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"Ugh."
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"Blah, blah, blah."
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"...with this new job and all these new people."
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"Wow. This girl's good."
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"- Well... - Oh, my God. Ross."
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"I would love to go with you."
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"Oh, yes."
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"Okay. See? See? Everybody else is happy she's done."
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"Okay, Ginger and I had gone out a few times. Then one weekend..."
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"When she finds out he's my roommate, she'll tell him what I did."
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"Ugh. You're right. You're right. I'm sorry."
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"Ahem, listen, I, uh... I know it's a long shot, but..."
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""Hey, everybody. Remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years?"
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"Um, you know what? I'll see you later. Okay."
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"SINGERS: It's not your fault"
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"My feet's best friend Pals to the end"
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"...and you just big fat did it anyway."
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"I can't help but fall from grace"
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"Someone was in the ladies' room. I couldn't wait."
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"But work comes first."
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"Well, we're gonna miss you around here."
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"...ever since we were little. Our moms worked on the barge together."
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"JOEY: All right."
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