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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Ex-Partner (S03E03)

"Oh, yeah, a song with rhyming words. Ooh, I never thought of that before."
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"Well, that's pretty much all I'm looking for from these people."
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"Yeah, Pheebs, come on. You two have completely different styles."
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"Say you'll stay beside me"
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"Okay, my next song's called:"
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"Hey, Phoebe."
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"...and he said you played here a lot, so..."
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"...I'd like to know whether that's several big fish or just one big fish."
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"Uh, anything we might've heard of?"
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"Uh, yeah, um..."
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"Well, you know, I was just..."
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"Oh, come on, Phoebe. Would you just think about it?"
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"Well, okay. Let this be a lesson to all of you."
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"Is someone in there?"
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"...that I play called "Wait Until the Last Moment Before I Burst and Die.""
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"GUNTHER: Someone in here."
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"- Where's Chandler? - He can't make it."
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"Joey Tribbiani?"
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"Joey, I can see you, okay?"
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"[GROANS]"
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"Close one. Heh."
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"No, he's leaving for a better job."
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"Yeah, that was Leslie calling again to see if we can get back together."
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"Wow. She must've hurt you pretty bad, huh?"
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"You never run on a barge."
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"JOEY: Ooh. - Yeah. Ginger something."
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"[SINGING] The movie star"
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"That's the girl I was hiding from."
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"Okay, it was, like, four years ago."
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"See, I guess another thing I probably should've told you about Ginger..."
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"...is that she kind of has a, uh..."
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"Joey. What did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?"
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"...with anybody I met in a men's room."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Oh. Foot in a puddle. Foot all in the puddle."
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"We're gonna have to get you out of those shoes."
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"- No, really. You're gonna freeze. - No, I'm not."
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"Huh. You're not? What do you got, a bionic foot?"
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"Yeah, at the lecture."
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"...monger."
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"You know, they say, "A watched pot never beeps.""
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"It's, you know, ahem... It's been a couple hours..."
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"Phoebe, why don't you just call her?"
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"- Well, don't you wanna? - Yeah."
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"I mean, I totally trusted her, and then one day it was like:"
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"...that was like the most fun I've ever had in, like, all my lives."
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"[SINGING] My favorite shoes So good to me, I wear them every day"
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"Down at the heel, holes in the toes Don't care what people say"
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"Though late one night Not much light"
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"I love you."
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"[SINGING] Smelly cat, smelly cat"
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"Smelly cat, smelly cat"
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"- That's okay. - Okay."
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"All right, I'm gonna play a song now that's really, really sad."
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"MAN: Oversized bracelets, oversized earrings..."
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"[SNORTS THEN YELPS]"
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"I once had a thing of half-and-half. Stole my car."
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"Great. Ahem. It was great. She's, uh..."
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"Sounds like she's got the, uh..."
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"- Joey told you about the leg, huh? - Uh-huh."
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"Oh, God. It freaked me out. Okay? I know it shouldn't have, but it did."
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"Morning."
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"Actually, he's the smallest person in the world."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Heard about the leg-burning, huh?"
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"...by any chance, did she find that funny?"
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"So I nodded off a little."
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"Come on. Forty-five minutes."
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"Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had.""
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"You know what? A hundred million people went to see a movie about what I do."
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"Oh, that is so..."
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"No, no, no. A bunch of out-of-control jackets..."
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"I... I wanted to be with you."
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"I mean, it's like I like that you're not involved in that part of my life."
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"Honey, see, it doesn't mean that I don't love you..."
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"Actually, I forgot. What is the deal with that again?"
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"...because I don't like wasting my time."
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"What's a nubbin?"
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Do you have three nipples?"
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"I just remembered. I have to leave."
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"Well, it's nubbin. Nothing."
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"Okay, don't give me a reason to get mad, okay?"
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"I played "Smelly Cat" for the people at my old ad agency. They went nuts."
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"No, look. I told you that I didn't want you to try and sell it..."
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"Okay, you know what? You have to choose."
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"All right? If the most important thing on the planet to you..."
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"SINGERS [ON TV]: Smelly cat, smelly cat ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Odor in the litter box?"
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"Don't change your kitty. Change your kitty litter."
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"Yeah. I actually am. Yeah."
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"[SINGING] Jingle bitch screwed me over"
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"Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell"
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"Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy."
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"Well. Just like Rachel in high school."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"That was an obvious joke."
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"The source of all my powers."
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"Oh, dear God, what have I done?"
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"[SINGING] 'Cause every time I see your face"
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"I like her."
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"Why? Because she can sing and play guitar..."
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"...and do both at the same time?"
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"Look at you, all jealous."
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"You know, she's more... you know? And you're more:"
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""Phoebe Buffay, What Can I Say? I Really Loved When We Were..."
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"...Singing Partners and I Shouldn't Have Left You That Way.""
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"Oh, no. One of those look-for-the-hidden-meaning songs."
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"Hey, Leslie."
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"How'd you know I'd be here?"
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"I ran into Vlad at the place where they sell the big fish..."
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"All right. I have to go to the bathroom."
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"But if the place with the big fish comes up again..."
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"So Phoebe tells us you write jingles."
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"Actually, I said she abandoned me to write jingles."
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"[SINGING] Home is never far away"
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"ALL: Home is Homestar Stew"
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"Yeah, but I don't do that anymore. I got kind of sick of it."
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