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Clips from Friends - The One with the Pediatrician (S09E09)

"- What? - Um."
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"So Nancy told me about this job at this great restaurant, Javu?"
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"But it's just a little outside of Tulsa."
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"Well, how far outside?"
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"Manhattan?"
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"And, uh, you're thinking of taking it?"
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"But I guess now it's, uh, old job, me, new job."
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"- I'm gonna miss this hand! - Ha, ha."
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"...but, my God, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."
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"What happened to "you can't live without me four days a week"?"
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"Well, if you really think about it, I mean, four days is not that long."
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"I see you Monday before you go to work..."
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"...and Thursday when you get back..."
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"...and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, ha, ha..."
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"...it's really just one day."
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"Um, well, if we can't make it one day, we got real problems, my friend."
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"- I think you should take the job. - Really?"
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"I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey."
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"That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"- How was the pediatrician? - Oh, I really liked him."
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"Yeah, yeah. It was really, really, really good."
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"- You promised not to say anything. - I know."
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"Ross still sees his pediatrician!"
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"I don't care."
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"Are you serious? You still see Dr. Gettleman?"
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"Seriously, you gotta go to an appropriate doctor."
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"Why? I know it's a little weird, but, hey, he is a great doctor, okay?"
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"He knows my medical history."
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"Does he say that before he sticks his thermometer in your tushy?"
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"I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college."
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"Oh, excuse me, uh."
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"Sure."
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"I'm sorry, really. I'm so embarrassed."
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"Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer."
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"Well, why did you go along with that?"
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"Because I was told that I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't."
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"And that I'd meet a pretty girl, which I did."
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"Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?"
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"My name is Mike. And I do play piano."
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"That wouldn't stand in the way of a true pianist."
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"Okay."
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"Uh, um."
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"- I play a little guitar myself. - Really?"
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"- Uh-huh. - That's great."
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"- What kind of music do you play? - Um, like acoustic, folksy stuff."
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"But right now I'm working on a couple Iron Maiden covers."
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"Do you think that, maybe, sometime, I could, uh..."
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"It's okay. Go ahead, ask me out."
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"Okay. You think, maybe, sometime I could take you out?"
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"Oh, you just caught me off guard, um."
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"Yeah, that would be nice."
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"Look at this! My two best friends!"
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"Excuse me, uh. I don't mean to be a jerk..."
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"The doctor will be right with you, sir."
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"Mommy, I can't find Waldo."
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"What, the circus? He's behind the elephant."
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"Wow. So your child's a big fan of the Waldo books too?"
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"Yeah, that's how I know."
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"- I'm Ross, by the way. - Hi, I'm Sally."
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"Hi."
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"So no ring. Can I assume you're also a single parent?"
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"Well, um..."
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"Rossie? We're ready for you."
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"Um, yeah..."
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"Come on, Ross Jr. It's time to go in."
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"Mommy."
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"Mommy, what's wrong with that man?"
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"Hey, I helped you find Waldo!"
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"- Oh, good, you haven't left yet. - Where have you been?"
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"I got held up at Dr. Gettleman's office, um."
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"There was some guy that, uh, freaked everybody out."
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"You got here just in time. I really have to go, buddy."
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"- Promise to call me when you land? - Of course I will. I love you."
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"I love you too."
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"Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa!"
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"Whoa, watch the tongue, people. We got a baby over here."
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"- Bye, Chandler. - Aw. Bye."
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"- What's the matter, Joe? - I'm mad at you for leaving."
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"You know, you're nothing but a big leaver."
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"A big leaver with a stupid suitcase."
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"Any chance you're trying to pick a fight to make all of this easier?"
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"Aw, dude, you see right through me!"
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"Okay, well... Bye, Mon."
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"Bye, Ross. Rachel."
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"- Bye, Emma. - Okay, bye-bye."
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"Have a good trip. Okay. Oh, my God."
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"Chandler."
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"Wait."
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"...new job..."
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"...and you."
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"I know."
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"I love you so much."
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"I know that too."
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"Don't worry. I'll be back before you know it."
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"Yes, it will be the same."
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"Because I know, that's how."
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"I promise."
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"You double promise?"
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"Call me when you land."
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"- Can I talk now? - Okay, bye."
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"- Joey! - He had to board."
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"- Oh, hi. - Hey."
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"Hiccups."
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"And every time I go in there, he makes a big deal."
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"Maybe I shouldn't go."
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"Hi. I was hoping to run into you. Uh, can we talk?"
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"Here they come."
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"Well, excuse me?"
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"Why'd I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said?"
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"- I am Mike. - Attaboy."
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"You thought he was still a lawyer."
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"He is alive!"
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