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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - The Gang Gets Racist (S01E01)

"- Right? - I know that."
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"and I look at him and say, "Yo, ese..."
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"unless you want to get yo' ass torn apart..."
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"you'd better get that look off your face.""
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"- [Giggles] No! - You just walked right up to him and said that?"
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"I had to, man. You gotta make the first move."
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"- Always make the first move. You know what I'm sayin'? - I-I know."
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"We're, like, eyeball to eyeball. His grill is right up in mine. It feels like an eternity."
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"[Mexican Accent] "I guess you gon' have to tear my ass apart, homes.""
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"- [Mouthing Words] - Oh, man. So what'd you do?"
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"- Oh, my God! - [All Chattering]"
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"That's insane!"
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"[Chattering Continues]"
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"Okay, I would like to do things like that."
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"- Who does shit like that? It's like a movie. - There's something off about him."
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"- Oh, bro, that's racist. - No, asshole, that's not what I meant."
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"- I'll go get the coffee. What do you guys want? - Dude, sit down. Okay?"
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"- You're totally obsessed with that chick. - No, I'm not. I like her."
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"I have a little bit of a crush, yes. But obsessed? That's a bit of a harsh word."
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"- It's never gonna happen. - Honestly, I think we should think about hiring Terrell."
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"- Why? For what? - You heard him."
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"- Wow. Nice. - No, that's not what I was saying."
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"- Hitler? - No, I'm not- I'm not Adolf Hitler."
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"- I'll make sure to put lots of cream in yours. - I was quoting a black friend."
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"- Okay. - [Exhales]"
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"Well, that's just great."
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"- Now she thinks I'm racist. - Dude, will you just drop it?"
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"All right, let's do it."
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"- Sure about this? - It's 2005, Charlie."
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"- It's a stupid plan. - It's not-This is a college campus."
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"You're just trying to make black- Mm-hmm."
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"Don't do this right now."
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"- ## [Hip-hop] - [Chattering, Laughing]"
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"Okay. See? This is exactly what I'm talking about."
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"- This is perfect. - Huh. Yeah."
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"- I'm gonna break the ice. - Go for it."
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"Absolutely."
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"- No. It was really awkward. - Really awkward."
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"- Maybe we should go. - Yeah!"
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"Do you play bones, Charlie?"
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"I dabble."
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"- Oh, come on. - All right. One game."
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"This is bullshit. Absolute bullshit."
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"- Why do these people like you more than they like me? - Maybe it's comments like that."
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"I meant those people in there, not all black people. What am I supposed to say?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"- Um, I'm Janell. - Oh, hi."
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"- Uh, you got some moves out there, Charlie. - Thanks."
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"You know."
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"- Give me a call sometime. All right? - Yeah. Sure."
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"- Well, you- - [Whistles]"
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"- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing, dude? - What?"
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"Well, if anything, I think we should be focused on black men, first of all."
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"What?"
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"We don't really need- We need black guys, so-"
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"Is this about that waitress at the coffee shop, dude?"
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"- Dude, you are obsessed with this chick. - No, I'm not."
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"Give it to me. Give it-"
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"Oh, my God! Stop making a scene!"
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"- You're making a scene. - You're making a scene!"
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"Okay, okay, okay, okay. Hold on a second."
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"Just give me it. I'll call the black girl. Okay?"
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"You know what, Dee? I don't wanna hear about your dreams. Okay?"
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"I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs."
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"If I'm not in any of'em and nobody's having sex, I just- I don't care."
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"Oh. I'm sorry. I would listen to your dreams."
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"- 'Cause your my brother and I love you. - I'm sorry. I am."
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"- How are you? - Hey! What's up? What's up?"
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"How you doin'? Dennis! What's goin' on?"
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"Good, man."
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"Listen, um, you mind stepping outside with me for a second, man?"
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"- Yeah, I'll come outside. - Yeah?"
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"- Yeah. - All right. Well, come on."
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"Rule number one: Always keep a line."
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"[Dennis] Oh, my God! That is a lot of people!"
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"I'm gonna have to start bartending full-time."
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"- Why are you making more money than me? - I don't know!"
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"- Hey, this is crazy! - I know. Terrell packed 'em in. Look at this."
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"- This is crazy! - Yeah, dude, we were just saying that."
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"- Lot of dudes. - Yeah, there's a lot of dudes."
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"What can I get you boys?"
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"- Oh, uh, we wanted to wait for the cute one. - What cute one?"
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"Mac, isn't that your cousin Brett by the jukebox?"
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"- Oh, yeah! - Let's go say hey."
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"- Hey! How you doin'? - What's up, Brett? Can you believe this crowd?"
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"Gentlemen, I understand my services have been requested."
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"I actually got a couple of services I'd like to request."
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"Whoa! Uh, what are you doin, man? I'm not-"
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"- You've come a long way. - What do you mean?"
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"[Knocking]"
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"[Grunting]"
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"No! What in the hell is your problem?"
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"How could you not tell me you were gay?"
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"I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia. I didn't think it was that big a secret."
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"I've been coming on to you for weeks now."
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"- Just thought you were into gay dudes. - I am not into gay dudes!"
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"- Apparently you are. - Okay, well, you know what?"
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"The guys hired you to promote their bar, and you turned it into a gay bar."
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"They are not happy."
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"Th-Than in the entire time that we've owned this place!"
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"No goddamn way."
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""Looking for that new hot spot to spot that stud?"
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"- That's a nice notice. - No, it's not nice."
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"- I'm gonna have to agree with Mac. - Of course you are."
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"I don't think we have much of a choice. We need to do this."
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"If you guys remember, one of the major reasons we got this bar was to get laid."
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"Screw it up? I happen to have a date with a nice young lady today."
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"Oh, bullshit. You don't care about the money. You just like the attention."
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"You know exactly what I mean, pretty boy."
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"- Hey, handsome. - Hey, beautiful."
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"- Hey, sexy. - Hey, hoss."
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"No, you're leading them on. You're not gay, you're just really vain."
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"Okay, time out. Here's what we should do. Let's take a vote."
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"- Because you're the bartender. You're not one of the owners. - No, Sweet Dee gets a vote."
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"- No, she doesn't! - Of course I get a vote!"
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"say "nay.""
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"Nay."
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"- Oh, I want one so bad. - All righty!"
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"sitting at the table over there."
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"Wow. Good for you."
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