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Clips from Parks and Recreation (2009) - Flu Season 2 (S06E06)

"Did you not hear me say"
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"there was no need to discuss it with me?"
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"My dad sent me this check out of the blue--"
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"It's so disrespectful to the family structure."
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"Put some alcohol in your mouth"
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"We make it right here at the vineyard."
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"I don't drink alcohol"
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"from that portion of the color spectrum."
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"Hey! Whew!"
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"Holy hell. That's a lot of alcohol."
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"We will take four bottles, please and thank you."
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"All we need to do is go to Indianapolis,"
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"and then, you know, head home."
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"Are you sure you're feeling up for this, boss?"
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"I've had the flu before, and I worked through it."
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"Okay, well, if you do collapse,"
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"luckily I know first aid."
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"It is if you do it right."
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"Heimlich!"
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"Well, I guess while you get your medicine,"
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"Can I help you?"
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"I have the flu."
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"a lot of barfing."
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"It's a total disaster."
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"the "Mariah needs to sing tonight" stuff."
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"You don't look flushed, no signs of fever."
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"That doesn't seem like the flu."
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"It's the flu."
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"I mean, I don't think it could be anything..."
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"for Columbus Day weekend, and they fought so much"
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"to spite each other--"
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"More wine, less talking."
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"You know, you are a wonderful guy,"
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"and I admire many things about you,"
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"but you're a terrible person"
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"Thank you, friend."
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"That really means a lot to me."
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"Pumpkin, undertones of lavender."
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"it's like a Charlie Brown Halloween special."
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"I'm getting notes of dried robin's blood,"
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"old dirty cashews,"
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"and just a hint of a robot's bathwater."
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"It's new world,"
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"Northern California, Napa Valley,"
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"someplace beautiful and warm and amazing"
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"where everyone is in great shape"
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"and the night sky is full of stars!"
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"This comes from... your mother's butt."
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"The receptionist said that"
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"at a local synagogue."
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"I was like, "Wh--wh--say what?""
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"Hey. It's your me."
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"It's Leslie, uh, Knope."
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"I have very big news for you."
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"Oh, my teeth are blue."
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"- Blueberries are alcohol... - What?"
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"Hello?"
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"Hi."
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"It's dead."
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"I want to walk home."
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"I'll join you."
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"Home is that way."
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"Watch out for that fence."
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"Ah, Mr. Haverford,"
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"allow me to introduce Terrence Montreaux."
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"He is a restaurateur like yourself."
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"how you say, um, "certified.""
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"That was my idea."
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"That is everyone's idea."
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"That is why we have this, how you say..."
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""thing.""
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"something bold and dry, like David Sedaris."
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"Perhaps you could recommend a Riesling instead."
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"Not if you're eating steak, you loon!"
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"and find lipstick on a wine glass"
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"♪ I'll bring the girls ♪"
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"♪ you bring the beer ♪"
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"♪ and the troops will bring the freedom ♪"
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"We're sorry to interrupt, Chipp, hi."
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"We just wanted to say we are such big fans."
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"It's an honor to meet you."
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"Yeah, well, I'm very blessed."
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"You're the real superstars."
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"Would somebody get me one of those lunch stacks?"
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"And stack 'em for me this time."
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"That's my dad."
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"The guy's such an idiot."
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"about the unity concert, in Pawnee."
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"Yeah...uh, no."
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"Sorry. I got a previous engagement."
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"It's a bummer."
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"- Here you go, Chipp. - Look at that."
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"I want ham."
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"All right, well, maybe I should just let mom"
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"be manager, then."
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"I mean, it sucks that they didn't have ham,"
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"I know, he's a monster."
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"But we need him."
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"Your job's not that hard, okay?"
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"Anticipatin', Chipp."
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"Of the 25 entrants today, only 1 has deemed himself"
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"Oh, my God. Are you sure?"
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"No way."
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"Thank you so much, everyone."
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"Oh, je suis desolée, monsieur."
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"quite possibly trillest restaurant in the area."
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"What do you say? You want to work with me?"
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"an offer from Monsieur Montreaux."
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"You'll pay me $500,000 a year?"
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"I will pay you 1/10 of whatever he's paying you."
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"Sorry."
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"Oh, man."
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"This wine bottle is all out of the wine."
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"Mother[bleep]."
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"Uh, that's a complicated question."
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"All depends on whether your conception of time"
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"is linear or circular."
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"Ron."
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"You know this hobo?"
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"He was my counterpart from the Eagleton Parks Department."
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