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Clips from 30 Rock - The Return of Avery Jessup (S06E06)

TV Series 2006 Season 6, Episode 21 ★ 7.3/10 (12 ratings) 523 clips
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I'm sorry I taste like Korean cigarettes.
"I'm sorry I taste like Korean cigarettes."
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Tobacco's the only thing with protein over there.
"Tobacco's the only thing with protein over there."
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Earlier today, America's credit rating
"Earlier today, America's credit rating"
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My ears are all plugged up from the plane.
"My ears are all plugged up from the plane."
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on American news Channel USA.
"on American news Channel USA."
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It's a funny story, really.
"It's a funny story, really."
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A man.
"A man."
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Reminding all of you there is no weekend.
"Reminding all of you there is no weekend."
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- Good morning. - You're up early.
"- Good morning. - You're up early."
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That way, if it's an office, you can call down.
"That way, if it's an office, you can call down."
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If it's a nursery, then you can hear the baby.
"If it's a nursery, then you can hear the baby."
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Right. Well, if I did ever have a... plant with you
"Right. Well, if I did ever have a... plant with you"
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or accept an older plant with some behavioral issues,
"or accept an older plant with some behavioral issues,"
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Do you want an intercom, Liz?
"Do you want an intercom, Liz?"
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it's coming out of mine.
"it's coming out of mine."
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but I don't think it's safe for me to do the wiring in an old building like this.
"but I don't think it's safe for me to do the wiring in an old building like this."
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from the hot dog truck and add 'em to the $300
"from the hot dog truck and add 'em to the $300"
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Boy, I sound just like my dad.
"Boy, I sound just like my dad."
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Seriously, though, I gotta get to work.
"Seriously, though, I gotta get to work."
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I don't know. There was a lot of fanta there,
"I don't know. There was a lot of fanta there,"
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where an old man and a crying girl
"where an old man and a crying girl"
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how down to Earth I am.
"how down to Earth I am."
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They're paying for me and Paul to get married
"They're paying for me and Paul to get married"
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on an old plantation.
"on an old plantation."
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Which is great 'cause our wedding was gonna be slavery-themed anyway.
"Which is great 'cause our wedding was gonna be slavery-themed anyway."
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I reckon you should answer."
"I reckon you should answer.""
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Are you sure you're saying that right?
"Are you sure you're saying that right?"
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Of course I . I have a natural Southern accent,
"Of course I . I have a natural Southern accent,"
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You know, a lot of people lose their accents
"You know, a lot of people lose their accents"
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Before moving here, I done used to talk-n-jaw like this, see?
"Before moving here, I done used to talk-n-jaw like this, see?"
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I'm sure it's nothing that I can't fix
"I'm sure it's nothing that I can't fix"
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with a little accent work.
"with a little accent work."
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It's only a dream wedding? Thank God!
"It's only a dream wedding? Thank God!"
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Absolutely.
"Absolutely."
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It's gonna be like I was never away.
"It's gonna be like I was never away."
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Absolutely. Frankly,
"Absolutely. Frankly,"
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not too much has changed.
"not too much has changed."
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There is an iPod 3 and a Mitt Romney 4.
"There is an iPod 3 and a Mitt Romney 4."
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They worked all the bugs out.
"They worked all the bugs out."
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And tomorrow, I am going to throw you
"And tomorrow, I am going to throw you"
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We are gonna be so normal so fast!
"We are gonna be so normal so fast!"
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I've already started my job search.
"I've already started my job search."
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I'm making a new reel.
"I'm making a new reel."
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I actually did some good work over there.
"I actually did some good work over there."
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it's because you're remembering wrong.
"it's because you're remembering wrong."
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If anything happened while I was gone
"If anything happened while I was gone"
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Well, you've come to the right place.
"Well, you've come to the right place."
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No, it's not about sex. It's about money.
"No, it's not about sex. It's about money."
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And the best part is, if I want to treat myself
"And the best part is, if I want to treat myself"
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- I'm sorry, Christy who? - LaButtons.
"- I'm sorry, Christy who? - LaButtons."
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They're knockoff Christian Louboutins.
"They're knockoff Christian Louboutins."
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I got tired of ruining $1,200 shoes
"I got tired of ruining $1,200 shoes"
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Feminism promised us two things...
"Feminism promised us two things..."
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It sure doesn't seem to bother Criss.
"It sure doesn't seem to bother Criss."
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You wear the pants, Liz.
"You wear the pants, Liz."
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Lemon, Avery's missed the past 12 months
"Lemon, Avery's missed the past 12 months"
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Could you put together a presentation for tomorrow?
"Could you put together a presentation for tomorrow?"
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Lemon, Avery did something strange this morning.
"Lemon, Avery did something strange this morning."
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- Well, no. - That woman does not forgive.
"- Well, no. - That woman does not forgive."
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She's still furious with Al Gore
"She's still furious with Al Gore"
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Soccer, jazz, infidelity.
"Soccer, jazz, infidelity."
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Okay, first of all,
"Okay, first of all,"
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I have so many missile!
"I have so many missile!"
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I even have nuclear missile.
"I even have nuclear missile."
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Just for you, sugarprong.
"Just for you, sugarprong."
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A man. It raises some red flags.
"A man. It raises some red flags."
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You French-Canadian kissed her mother,
"You French-Canadian kissed her mother,"
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which is my name for French kissing
"which is my name for French kissing"
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The game is afoot!
"The game is afoot!"
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Playing psycho-sexual mind games is our normal, Lemon.
"Playing psycho-sexual mind games is our normal, Lemon."
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This is perfect. Everything's perfect.
"This is perfect. Everything's perfect."
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Dadgum possum up and what been bit my mother's neck brace.
"Dadgum possum up and what been bit my mother's neck brace."
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- Again! - Dadgum possum up and what been
"- Again! - Dadgum possum up and what been"
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Again, you waste of my time!
"Again, you waste of my time!"
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She's not who I am any more. I'm classy.
"She's not who I am any more. I'm classy."
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because he was having a totally normal day
"because he was having a totally normal day"
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Our brilliant comrade scored 200 points
"Our brilliant comrade scored 200 points"
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Hi.
"Hi."
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Is what Kim Jong-Il said to Jack Nicklaus
"Is what Kim Jong-Il said to Jack Nicklaus"
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Anyway, I thought I would treat myself.
"Anyway, I thought I would treat myself."
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and buy yourself something cute?
"and buy yourself something cute?"
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I'm a man. I'm a man, I'm a man!
"I'm a man. I'm a man, I'm a man!"
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I'm an adult man!
"I'm an adult man!"
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You think I like you having to pay for everything?
"You think I like you having to pay for everything?"
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or NBC just becomes a web site
"or NBC just becomes a web site"
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I'd like to know that I can take care of you.
"I'd like to know that I can take care of you."
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Really? It's stressing you out?
"Really? It's stressing you out?"
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Of course, because you're the person
"Of course, because you're the person"
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who has to krang that plant for nine months,
"who has to krang that plant for nine months,"
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poop it, and then go back to work to support both of you!
"poop it, and then go back to work to support both of you!"
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Somebody with money that's probably named Spencer
"Somebody with money that's probably named Spencer"
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And he plays as hard as he works because, damn it,
"And he plays as hard as he works because, damn it,"
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Well, guess what... I'm gonna become Grant.
"Well, guess what... I'm gonna become Grant."
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and I'm gonna start pulling my weight, like a man.
"and I'm gonna start pulling my weight, like a man."
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50? That's nothing. I once did 100 takes
"50? That's nothing. I once did 100 takes"
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Jessica Tandy's zombie is coming to find you.
"Jessica Tandy's zombie is coming to find you."
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Yes, siri. Thank you, baby.
"Yes, siri. Thank you, baby."
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and used my transgression with Diana,
"and used my transgression with Diana,"
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I just gave Avery a little taste.
"I just gave Avery a little taste."
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Nothing. She just forgave me.
"Nothing. She just forgave me."
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but I really need to up the ante.
"but I really need to up the ante."
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Enjoy your party, Nazis!
"Enjoy your party, Nazis!"
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God, she's good.
"God, she's good."
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This kind of gamesmanship is why I love her.
"This kind of gamesmanship is why I love her."
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And, Liz, good to see you.
"And, Liz, good to see you."
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You're hair's the same.
"You're hair's the same."
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I don't have a lot of time.
"I don't have a lot of time."
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You know what, I'll just read some US weeklies.
"You know what, I'll just read some US weeklies."
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Let me stop you right there from stopping me right there.
"Let me stop you right there from stopping me right there."
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And I know I would hate it if you kept something
"And I know I would hate it if you kept something"
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I am always going to forgive you.
"I am always going to forgive you."
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Always.
"Always."
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It's a brand new location, Liz.
"It's a brand new location, Liz."
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and word is Greta Van Susteren eats hot dogs like slimer.
"and word is Greta Van Susteren eats hot dogs like slimer."
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As a sesame street purist,
"As a sesame street purist,"
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Get off him, Elmo!
"Get off him, Elmo!"
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It's on, panhandle style!
"It's on, panhandle style!"
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I wanted my wedding to be an expression of who I am,
"I wanted my wedding to be an expression of who I am,"
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"Christian..." That's always a good word.
""Christian..." That's always a good word."
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I'm that knockoff designer shoe.
"I'm that knockoff designer shoe."
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