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Clips from 30 Rock - The Return of Avery Jessup (S06E06)

"I'm sorry I taste like Korean cigarettes."
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"Tobacco's the only thing with protein over there."
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"Earlier today, America's credit rating"
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"My ears are all plugged up from the plane."
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"on American news Channel USA."
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"It's a funny story, really."
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"A man."
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"Reminding all of you there is no weekend."
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"- Good morning. - You're up early."
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"That way, if it's an office, you can call down."
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"If it's a nursery, then you can hear the baby."
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"Right. Well, if I did ever have a... plant with you"
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"or accept an older plant with some behavioral issues,"
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"Do you want an intercom, Liz?"
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"it's coming out of mine."
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"but I don't think it's safe for me to do the wiring in an old building like this."
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"from the hot dog truck and add 'em to the $300"
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"Boy, I sound just like my dad."
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"Seriously, though, I gotta get to work."
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"I don't know. There was a lot of fanta there,"
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"where an old man and a crying girl"
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"how down to Earth I am."
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"They're paying for me and Paul to get married"
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"on an old plantation."
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"Which is great 'cause our wedding was gonna be slavery-themed anyway."
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"I reckon you should answer.""
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"Are you sure you're saying that right?"
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"Of course I . I have a natural Southern accent,"
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"You know, a lot of people lose their accents"
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"Before moving here, I done used to talk-n-jaw like this, see?"
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"I'm sure it's nothing that I can't fix"
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"with a little accent work."
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"It's only a dream wedding? Thank God!"
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"Absolutely."
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"It's gonna be like I was never away."
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"Absolutely. Frankly,"
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"not too much has changed."
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"There is an iPod 3 and a Mitt Romney 4."
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"They worked all the bugs out."
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"And tomorrow, I am going to throw you"
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"We are gonna be so normal so fast!"
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"I've already started my job search."
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"I'm making a new reel."
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"I actually did some good work over there."
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"it's because you're remembering wrong."
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"If anything happened while I was gone"
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"Well, you've come to the right place."
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"No, it's not about sex. It's about money."
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"And the best part is, if I want to treat myself"
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"- I'm sorry, Christy who? - LaButtons."
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"They're knockoff Christian Louboutins."
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"I got tired of ruining $1,200 shoes"
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"Feminism promised us two things..."
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"It sure doesn't seem to bother Criss."
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"You wear the pants, Liz."
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"Lemon, Avery's missed the past 12 months"
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"Could you put together a presentation for tomorrow?"
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"Lemon, Avery did something strange this morning."
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"- Well, no. - That woman does not forgive."
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"She's still furious with Al Gore"
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"Soccer, jazz, infidelity."
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"Okay, first of all,"
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"I have so many missile!"
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"I even have nuclear missile."
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"Just for you, sugarprong."
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"A man. It raises some red flags."
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"You French-Canadian kissed her mother,"
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"which is my name for French kissing"
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"The game is afoot!"
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"Playing psycho-sexual mind games is our normal, Lemon."
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"This is perfect. Everything's perfect."
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"Dadgum possum up and what been bit my mother's neck brace."
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"- Again! - Dadgum possum up and what been"
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"Again, you waste of my time!"
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"She's not who I am any more. I'm classy."
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"because he was having a totally normal day"
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"Our brilliant comrade scored 200 points"
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"Hi."
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"Is what Kim Jong-Il said to Jack Nicklaus"
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"Anyway, I thought I would treat myself."
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"and buy yourself something cute?"
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"I'm a man. I'm a man, I'm a man!"
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"I'm an adult man!"
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"You think I like you having to pay for everything?"
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"or NBC just becomes a web site"
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"I'd like to know that I can take care of you."
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"Really? It's stressing you out?"
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"Of course, because you're the person"
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"who has to krang that plant for nine months,"
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"poop it, and then go back to work to support both of you!"
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"Somebody with money that's probably named Spencer"
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"And he plays as hard as he works because, damn it,"
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"Well, guess what... I'm gonna become Grant."
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"and I'm gonna start pulling my weight, like a man."
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"50? That's nothing. I once did 100 takes"
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"Jessica Tandy's zombie is coming to find you."
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"Yes, siri. Thank you, baby."
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"and used my transgression with Diana,"
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"I just gave Avery a little taste."
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"Nothing. She just forgave me."
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"but I really need to up the ante."
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"Enjoy your party, Nazis!"
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"God, she's good."
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"This kind of gamesmanship is why I love her."
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"And, Liz, good to see you."
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"You're hair's the same."
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"I don't have a lot of time."
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"You know what, I'll just read some US weeklies."
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"Let me stop you right there from stopping me right there."
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"And I know I would hate it if you kept something"
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"I am always going to forgive you."
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"Always."
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"It's a brand new location, Liz."
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"and word is Greta Van Susteren eats hot dogs like slimer."
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"As a sesame street purist,"
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"Get off him, Elmo!"
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"It's on, panhandle style!"
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"I wanted my wedding to be an expression of who I am,"
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""Christian..." That's always a good word."
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"I'm that knockoff designer shoe."
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