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Clips from South Park - Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow (S05E05)

"At a very early age, his parents noticed an uncanny musical ability"
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"and decided to enrol him"
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"It was here that he partnered up with Phillip Niles Argyle,"
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"a brash young baby from Montreal."
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"Together, they performed musical acts that stunned Canadians everywhere."
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"At the tender age of six, Terrance and Phillip"
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"were off to the United States to perform on The Ed Sullivan Show"
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"where American audiences would be exposed to Canadians for the first time."
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"And now, ladies and gentlemen,"
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"we have two adorable little boys from Canada."
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"Please put your hands together for the music of young Terrance and Phillip."
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"Beef and lamb, chicken and ham Step to the left and clap your hands"
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"Gosh, we love chicken and ham"
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"Don't let it go to waste Chicken and ham"
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"Oh, my God! What's wrong with their heads?"
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"It's all right, darling, they're just Canadian."
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"Beef and lamb, chicken and ham Step to the left and clap your hands"
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"Gosh, we love chicken and ham"
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"Don't let it go to waste Chicken and ham"
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"But then something happened"
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"that would change Terrance and Phillip's act forever."
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"It was the birth of Canadian comedy."
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"Terrance and Phillip spent the next several years perfecting their art"
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"and meeting some of America's most influential people."
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"Excuse me, which way is the bus station?"
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"- Hey, you're the guy on the screen. - What?"
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"But it was in 1974, on The Sonny and Cher Show,"
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"that Terrance and Phillip finally started to mix their Canadian humour"
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"with deep political insight."
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"don't know much about Canada."
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"Well, a lot of us real Americans aren't as stupid and short as you."
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"Please put your groovy hands together"
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"for the young and talented Terrance and Phillip!"
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"Say, Terrance, I'm getting worried about all these Russians making missiles."
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"Maybe we should stop this Cold War."
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"Here's a missile for you!"
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"That's better."
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"With this bold mix of humour and political insight,"
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"the world couldn't get enough of Terrance and Phillip."
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"But their fame would come at a price, when Behind the Blow continues."
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"Okay. Okay, I think we lost them."
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"Jesus, man, those Earth people don't screw around."
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"Kyle, none of this would be happening if you hadn't lied in the first place."
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"You lied, and then you lied to cover up your lie."
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"I didn't see you complaining at the time, fat boy!"
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"Environmental activists don't use logic or reason."
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"- Go! - Run, run, run!"
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"as Terrance and Phillip, Behind the Blow continues."
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"The '70s and '80s were a good time for young Terrance and Phillip."
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"Their act on the Donny & Marie show won them a Nobel Peace Prize."
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"They were on the cover of every magazine."
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"even a Saturday morning cartoon was made"
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"based on Terrance and Phillip."
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"Terrance and Phillip themselves supplied the voices."
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"I don't know, Phillip."
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"It seems like the alien species here breathe an inert gas."
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"As leader of the goat people,"
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"I have seen my species nearly wiped out by your dangerous gas."
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"Wow, that sucks."
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"The cartoon was such a huge success that it started to breed confusion"
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"over whether Terrance and Phillip were animated characters or real people."
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"And so, in 1998, the comedy team started work"
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"on what they thought would be their greatest achievement,"
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"a made-for-TV movie written by and starring Terrance and Phillip,"
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"called Not Without My Anus."
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"It was their biggest project to date."
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"But it had the misfortune of being scheduled on a night"
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"when a different and more popular television show,"
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"the John Schneider Variety Hour, was supposed to air."
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"When fans tuned in to see John Schneider"
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"and instead were treated to the Canadian made-for-TV movie,"
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"they were enraged, bewildered and scared."
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"killing six television producers and wounding 12 others."
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"The hatred of Terrance and Phillip had begun."
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"Terrance fell into a deep depression and started abusing wood polish."
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"Phillip beat up an angry six-year-old fan"
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"and was sued for $6 million dollars."
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"It was the first time the duo tasted failure,"
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"and it nearly killed them both."
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"- What's going on here? - We're watching Behind the Blow."
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"Come on, Kenny, hurry up!"
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"After years of depression and suicide attempts,"
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"Terrance and Phillip finally decided to get together"
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"It was one of the highest-grossing films of the summer."
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"And though the film also started the Canadian-American War of 1999,"
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"in which 8 million people lost their lives,"
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"Terrance and Phillip were eventually returned to Canada"
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"where they were touted as heroes."
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"but they had seen it through."
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"And so ends Terrance and Phillip, Behind the Blow."
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"- Terrance. - Oh, Phillip."
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"- You're still here, too. - I was just watching this video. I..."
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"- You know, I've never seen it before. - Me, neither."
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"- We sure did go through a lot together. - We sure did."
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"- Terrance, I... - No. No, Phillip, don't say it."
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"I was an asshole. This is mostly my fault."
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"You were an asshole, and this was mostly your fault."
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"No, Phillip, I really thought I did everything"
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"Think of all the endangered species that will now vanish because of you!"
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"So long, boys."
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"Thank you, everyone, thank you!"
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"You know, Phillip and I have learned an important lesson"
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"that when you go through a lot with somebody,"
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"you can't let trite things come between you."
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"That's right, Terrance."
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"You should only let trite things come between your ass cheeks."
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"- They're back! - All right!"
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"Yes! Earth Day is saved, boys! Everything worked out after all!"
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"It sure did."
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"Look, Kenny, everything turned out okay!"
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"He sure did, Phillip."
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"No, I'm asking you his name!"
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"And so Terrance and Phillip got back together,"
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"proving once and for all"
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"that fame and fortune are never as important as friendship."
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"Beef and lamb, chicken and ham Step to the left and clap your hands"
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"Gosh, we love chicken and ham"
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"Don't let it go to waste Chicken and ham"
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"Gosh, we love chicken and ham"
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"Don't let it go to waste Chicken and ham"
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