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Clips from South Park - Jared Has Aides (S06E06)

"He has assistants."
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"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy Timmy, Timmy"
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"Take order, please."
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"Oh, a-i-d-e-s, aides."
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"and I can't wait for the wedding."
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"That's how long it takes for something tragic to become funny."
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"are not necessarily those of the Subway company."
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"Nobody loves you! You're not even a person!"
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"You still got seven chins, boy!"
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"God, Kenny would have took it like a man."
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"We gotta hurry this up."
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"You guys remember what a cool friend Kenny was?"
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"No, no. It was my fault."
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"Chef, we need more food."
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"I love you too, Jared. You changed my whole life."
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"- So how long until we can joke about it? - 22.3 years."
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"Look at them jelly rolls!"
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"You'll never be thin! Nobody loves you!"
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"The opinions expressed by Mr. Fogle"
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"Oh, we're so sorry, Jared!"
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"I’m running out, children!"
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"- Oh, all right, then. - Row, you fat bitch!"
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"Her name is Jonis, Christine Jonis"
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"Oh, boy, do I feel stupid."
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"anything is possible!"
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"Enough time hasn't passed."
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"Well, hey, now. They do, too."
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"Having aides is awesome!"
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"of my weight loss if they knew something."
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"Two guys that help him lose weight that he calls his aides."
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"Damn it, Butters!"
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Butters, I’m just trying to offer some motivational help here."
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"And with a proper mix of aides and Subway sandwiches,"
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"Dude, that isn't cool. You shouldn't joke about Kenny being dead."
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"And my mom and dad love me even if I am fat."
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"She lost 40 pounds when she met Jared..."
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"You mean,"
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"and they made me think that people might not be so proud"
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"Keep eating or else I’ll kick your ass till you're deader than Kenny."
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"I know, I know."
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"With aides, you can literally watch the fat melt away!"
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"Jared's aides are like my aides?"
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"You mean, you all thought..."
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"But some young boys were talking to me earlier,"
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"Yes!"
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