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Clips from Devious Maids - Sweeping with the Enemy (S04E04)

"Okay, I'm not actually Marisol, but she's a dear friend."
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"She'd be fine if she knew I was using it."
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"If she knew?"
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"I'm gonna have to keep this card, ma'am."
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"You can't do that. Give it to me."
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"Do not touch me."
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"Really? Or what?"
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"It's been a long time since I've been on a first date."
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"with a complete stranger."
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"I'm just having a hard time swallowing this."
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"Good evening, Carlos."
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"Could I trouble you for some oysters Rockefeller to start?"
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"Oh. Oh. Honest mistake."
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"Don't do anything repulsive to my oysters."
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"What?"
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"No, I think Carlos and San Diego look alike."
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"Because they're both brown?"
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"No, because they're both waiters."
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"I'm not a racist. I'm a classist."
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"That's just as bad."
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"God, what is it like to go through life"
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"thinking whole groups of people are below you?"
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"You can't even be bothered to remember"
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"something as simple as what they look like."
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"You know what you are?"
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"You seem to be choking a lot."
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"Perhaps you should have that checked."
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"You know my wife?"
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"Only by reputation."
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"Can we speed this along and order, please? Thank you."
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"It happens all the time."
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"Mrs. Genevieve, I am so, so sorry."
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"It's fine."
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"That's not true."
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"And I couldn't leave because these two people came in"
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"and started having sex right on top of me."
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"You don't have to lie, Rosie."
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"If you didn't want to be my friend, you just had to say so."
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"Mrs. Genevieve, I do want to be your friend very much."
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"That position has already been filled."
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"Genevieve, come dance with me."
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"I prefer hair magician."
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"He's fabulous, funny, fierce, ferocious,"
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"and officially my new best friend."
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"Sorry to postpone our meeting, Cece,"
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"but I have a friend who needed my help."
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"Very, very sick."
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"I am so sorry, Marisol."
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"Well, I suppose Cece Sheffield"
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"and her very lucrative account will have to wait."
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"Let's just get you out of here."
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"Says you only had $2.07 on you at the time of your arrest."
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"That correct? Shut up."
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"I'm penniless, barefoot,"
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"and I just befriended a prostitute"
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"who undoubtedly has more money than me."
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"Stay strong, Coco."
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"This will all turn out okay."
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"He said my life would be terrible without him, and it is."
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"I have to go back."
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"Absolutely not."
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"I won't allow you to go back to that man."
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"You deserve better."
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"Trust me."
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"Hey! How was your showcase?"
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"Oh."
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"Not that I'm complaining, but what are you doing?"
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"Goodbye?"
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"I'm going back to San Juan tomorrow."
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"Whoa, what's going on? Did your showcase go badly?"
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"But nobody cared."
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"It's just never gonna happen for me."
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"It's what she wants."
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"Danni, you're an adult. Who cares what your mom wants?"
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"Okay, you obviously don't have a bossy Latina mother."
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"Yeah, but I know that if you really want something,"
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"What does it matter to you?"
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"but the truth is..."
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"I don't want you to go."
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"Hmm."
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"But we can still have the goodbye sex, right?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Okay."
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"Kill Face."
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"Oh, God. You're here."
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"Listen, whatever I did, I'm sorry."
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"Shh! I'm not supposed to be in here after lights out."
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"But I need you."
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"No, no, you don't need me."
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"Oh. Ju... We can..."
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"You're gonna be the lead."
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"Weren't you Dr. Lance on Love Affairs?"
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"I freakin' loved that show."
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"Oh, God."
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"You're a fan."
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"We all are. You're kind of a big deal."
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"Alleged celebrity murderer."
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"Yeah, and I allegedly stabbed that cop in the eye."
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"You know, you really didn't have to walk me to the door."
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"I would like to do this again."
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"You're doing nothing to hide your revulsion towards me,"
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"but there is nothing in the world I enjoy so much..."
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"as a challenge."
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"I knew those two would hit it off."
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"Everyone's living happily ever after."
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"to get one of my maids into your beautiful home?"
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"Yes, but these maids aren't strangers."
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"No offense, but I'm just not a maid person."
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"I only took this meeting to get you to stop calling."
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"Hello, Cece."
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"Evelyn, what are you doing here?"
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"Oh, I'm friends with Marisol."
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"Your God-awful holiday party?"
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"Taking the bull by the horns and rectifying the problem."
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"Problem? Was there a problem?"
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"Evelyn, maybe you could give us..."
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"Absolutely."
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"See you at the club."
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"It never occurred to me"
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"to insult the client to get their business."
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"Sometimes the only way to motivate the wealthy"
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