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Clips from Life of Brian (1979)

"- It is a shoe! - It's a sandal!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Come back! Stop!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Let us Let us pray."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Yea, he cometh to us..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Master! Master!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Not a single, recognizable, articulate sound has passed my lips."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Could you be quiet for another five minutes?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Shhh. Shhh. - Oh, I'm alive!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- His shoe led us to him!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"A blessing! A blessing!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Show us another miracle."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I say, get off those bushes. Go on. Clear off."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Tell them to stop it."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I hadn't said a word for 18 years till he came along."
Life of Brian (1979)
"How shall we fuck off, O Lord?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"You break my bloody foot, you break my vow of silence..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Lay off! - This is the Messiah, the Chosen One!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- An unbeliever! - Persecute. Kill the heretic!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Leave him alone."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Let him go! Please!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Look! There he is! The Chosen One has woken!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Brian!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Brian! - Hang on, Mother!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"I think they must have popped by for something."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Popped by? Swarmed by, more like."
Life of Brian (1979)
"The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Right, my lad. What have you been up to?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Nothing, Mum. - Come on, out with it."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Ohhh! - Messiah! Messiah! Messiah!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Now, you listen here. He's not the Messiah!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Now, shove off! - No!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"You can see him for one minute, but not one second more!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Tell us! Tell us both of them!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Tell us more!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"If it's not a personal question?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"How much more personal can you get?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Now, don't jostle the Chosen One, please."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I say, could you just see my wife?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"You'll have to wait, I'm afraid."
Life of Brian (1979)
"My brotheronlaw is the exmayor of Gath!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Brian, can I introduce the gentleman who's letting us have the Mounts on Sunday?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- It needed saying, and you said it, Brian. - You're very attractive."
Life of Brian (1979)
"139, sir. Special celebration. Passover, sir."
Life of Brian (1979)
"My addwess is one of the high points of the Passover."
Life of Brian (1979)
"And cwucify him well. Yes."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Biggus."
Life of Brian (1979)
"I may be of thome athistance if there is a thudden crithis."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Uh, Francis, you've been doing some work on this? - Yeah. Thank you, Reg."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Completely new motion. Uh, that, uh,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Right! ln the light of fresh information from Sibling Judith. - Not so fast, Reg."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Reg, for God's sake! It's perfectly simple."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Uh, read that back, would you?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Next? Crucifixion?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Uh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"People of Jewusalem,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"to welease a wandewer fwom our pwisons."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Welease Woger!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Yeah! Release Wodewick! Release Wodewick!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Oh, no, sir."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Sir, we don't have a Roderick, either."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Oh, no - Yes, good idea, Biggus."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Uh, how many have come through?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Crucifixion party Wait for it!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Let me shoulder your burden, brother."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- HHey! Hey! - Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Uh, it's not my cross. - Shut up and get on with it!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- All right."
Life of Brian (1979)
"No Spencer Tracys! - Or we shall release no one!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Release Brian! - Oh, yeah. That's a good one."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Get a move on, there! - Or what?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"I wouldn't have nothing to do. Oh, thank you."
Life of Brian (1979)
"WWe've got lumps of it round the back."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- What? - Oh, don't worry about him, sir."
Life of Brian (1979)
"He's mm He's mm"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Right."
Life of Brian (1979)
"There's still a few crosses left."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- I'll get you for this, you bastard. - Oh, yeah?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Shut up, you Jewish turd!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"This is supposed to be a Jewish section."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Right. Next!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- ls he Jewish? - Will you be quiet?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Plenty of time. Lots of people get rescued."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Oh? - Yeah. My brother usually rescues me,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Hello, Sibling Brian. - Thank God you've come, Reg."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not the rescue committee."
Life of Brian (1979)
"excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing,"
Life of Brian (1979)
"to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites."
Life of Brian (1979)
"And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration..."
Life of Brian (1979)
"and what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time."
Life of Brian (1979)
"For he's a jolly good fellow"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- You bastards! You sanctimonious bastards! - Where is Brian of Nazareth?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Bloody Romans. Can't take a joke."
Life of Brian (1979)
"The Judean People's Front!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Come on! - The Judean People's Front!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Don't grumble Give a whistle"
Life of Brian (1979)
"And"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Give the audience a grin"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Enjoy it, it's your last chance anyhow"
Life of Brian (1979)
"So always look on the bright side of death"
Life of Brian (1979)
"You'll see it's all a show People laughing as you go"
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Nothing! - Always look on the right side of life"
Life of Brian (1979)
"See? It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Who are you? - We are three wise men."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at 2:00 in the morning?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"That doesn't sound very wise to me."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- We are astrologers. - We have come from the east."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Is this some kind of joke?"
Life of Brian (1979)
"We wish to praise the infant."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Homage? You're drunk! It's disgusting!"
Life of Brian (1979)
"Out the door! Out! Bashing me with tales about Oriental fortunetellers."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Go and praise someone else's brat. - We were led by a star."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Led by a bottle, more like. Go on out."
Life of Brian (1979)
"We must see him. We have brought presents."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Well, why didn't you say? He's over there."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- Well, what is myrrh anyway? - It is a valuable balm."
Life of Brian (1979)
"A balm? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- What? - That's a dangerous animal."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- No, it isn't. - Yes, it is."
Life of Brian (1979)
"- It's great big and - No, it is an ointment."
Life of Brian (1979)
"Well, there is an animal called a balm... or did I dream it?"
Life of Brian (1979)
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