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Clips from Ash vs Evil Dead - The Morgue (S02E02)

"- Fingernail? - Mm-hm."
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"Baal."
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"- Huh? - Huh?"
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"are after the Necronomicon, now."
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"They aim to raise up their father."
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"You failed."
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"But I really don't know the meaning of fail."
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"I wasn't going to bring it in here with some deadite."
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"Lillian?"
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"Took so long, I had to start without you."
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"Where in the hell is Lillian?"
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"Fuck you, Ashy Slashy!"
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"Ash."
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"Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan."
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"Uh, we were sort of dead to each other."
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"Ever since Ruby put that book on my face,"
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"My children have turned on me."
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"Let's go save the world."
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"Mm, man, looking good."
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"Looking sweet."
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"Jesus!"
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"- knocking on doors? - Sorry, Dad."
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"Just a couple of days, then I'm gone."
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"Oh, for Christ's... No more horseshit about demons."
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"What difference does it make? You wouldn't believe me anyway."
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"Look, Pop, I know you don't want me here..."
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"You're the one that ran off like a scalded dog,"
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"- left me here alone. - Yeah, news flash."
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"Oh, so it's my fault because, what?"
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"I didn't give you enough hugs?"
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"Sack up, sunshine."
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"and I know that Elk Grove would rather have a hero"
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"I am your son,"
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"and I'm the only hero Elk Grove has."
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"Ah, except those two."
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"Ah, yeah, the jury's out on her."
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"All right, here's the deal."
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"My lady's on her way over here."
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"And when your business is done"
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"bigfoot has a name."
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"- It's Ruby. - Oh, is that so, Ruby?"
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"Well, tell your story walking."
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"I'm done conversating, time for some fornicating."
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"Ash?"
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"Shut it off."
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"Look at me!"
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"Ash! Ash! Ash!"
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"Oh, man. I told you, dude."
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"Got to trust me on this shit."
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"Oh, sweet room, Jefe."
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"Yep, lot of good memories in here,"
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"30 years, that's right."
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"When I left this place back then,"
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"Poor fella."
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"Come on, guys. We don't have much time."
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"You've seen how powerful my children have become."
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"Your children?"
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"Those things came out of me."
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"Oh, relax, you're not the father,"
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"just the portal for their rebirth."
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"My spawn pose an existential threat,"
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"They're not only more powerful, and more intelligent, and dangerous."
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"Okay, yeah, got it. They're big, mean, smart."
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"before they get their hands on it."
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"This is easy!"
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"We'll be back in the sunshine state"
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"Where'd you put it?"
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"Ah."
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"The best hiding place you could think of,"
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"was a fucking corpse?!"
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"So in terms of quick thinking, not the worst idea."
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"We could argue worse ideas all day long,"
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"Family meeting."
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"Not you."
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"I don't trust her, Jefe."
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"She's hiding something."
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"Agreed. Something's funky."
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"immortal badass, why does she need us?"
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"Look, I would trust a blind proctologist more than her,"
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"Unless you have a better plan?"
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"I'll figure out what she's not telling us."
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"Trust and believe I'll carve her up"
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"like a Halloween pumpkin if she even looks at me funny."
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"Not so much of a vagina now, am I?"
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"And I couldn't be prouder."
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"Sorry, lady. You're riding the pine today."
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"- would like a word. - No, no, no..."
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"You want your book back, that's how it happens."
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"Fine."
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"Seriously, don't let her touch any of my stuff."
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"Except to tidy up."
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"Confronting your past,"
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"and all your many mistakes, and bad decisions."
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"What's a Lillian Pendergrass?"
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"That beautiful creature right there."
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"I'd know that caboose anywhere."
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"Are you having a stroke?"
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"Hey, you say that now, back in the day,"
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"Lillian Pendergrass was a smoking hot"
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"You know what I'm talking about?"
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"She wore these tiny, little polyester shorts."
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"You know during the summer,"
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"when you find that perfect peach?"
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"Your next words better be the end,"
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"- Me first. - I'll give you the abridged version."
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"Good for you."
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"She's going to the house."
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"She must've heard that I'm back in town."
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"Oh, no!"
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"Looking good. Oh, oh, hey."
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"Well, it looks like big daddy's working from home today."
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"That son of a bitch. Not again."
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"So, um, you give any thought"
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"to how we explain what we're doing here?"
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"Relax, just a couple of regular people,"
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"Morgue. A hospital morgue."
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"Nobody strolls through a morgue."
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"We look shady as fuck."
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"We get busted, we're getting locked up."
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"Okay."
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