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Clips from Role Models

Short Films 2008 9 min 1,975 clips
Short Drama

Credits

Why would a person use illegal drugs?
"Why would a person use illegal drugs?"
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Many reasons.
"Many reasons."
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Say, No, thanks. I'll have a Minotaur.
"Say, No, thanks. I'll have a Minotaur."
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and he got this one out of your mom's closet.
"and he got this one out of your mom's closet."
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She let me keep it after I fucked her.
"She let me keep it after I fucked her."
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I love Kiss.
"I love Kiss."
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If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head.
"If I had to do this job forever, I'd put a bullet in my head."
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Surprise!
"Surprise!"
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Got you, man! Got you!
"Got you, man! Got you!"
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Hey, I tried to tell them you don't like surprises,
"Hey, I tried to tell them you don't like surprises,"
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Be nice.
"Be nice."
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Yeah! All right!
"Yeah! All right!"
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It's early morning The sun come out
"It's early morning The sun come out"
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Rock you like a hurricane
"Rock you like a hurricane"
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Hey, Wheeler! She's tasting your beast!
"Hey, Wheeler! She's tasting your beast!"
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Can I get a tall chai?
"Can I get a tall chai?"
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No, I mean a large.
"No, I mean a large."
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Danny.
"Danny."
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Jesus, Dan. You know what they call the sizes here.
"Jesus, Dan. You know what they call the sizes here."
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I don't hate it enough to let it ruin my day.
"I don't hate it enough to let it ruin my day."
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Is that true?
"Is that true?"
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You know what? We're making a detour. What?
"You know what? We're making a detour. What?"
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Yep!
"Yep!"
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Mr. Garvin, I just don't know what other options we have, you know,
"Mr. Garvin, I just don't know what other options we have, you know,"
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a lot of TVs. Guys! Go, go, go.
"a lot of TVs. Guys! Go, go, go."
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Look at me. Me, David Garvin, stealing TVs.
"Look at me. Me, David Garvin, stealing TVs."
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Excuse me one...
"Excuse me one..."
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All right, you were right.
"All right, you were right."
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That's another one I hate. Heard that!
"That's another one I hate. Heard that!"
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Oh, well. He looks like Phil Collins.
"Oh, well. He looks like Phil Collins."
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the most insane sympathy-rebound pussy.
"the most insane sympathy-rebound pussy."
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'Cause they're awesome?
"'Cause they're awesome?"
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Fuck it, because life is horrible.
"Fuck it, because life is horrible."
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'cause nothing's gonna work out
"'cause nothing's gonna work out"
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Not my problem.
"Not my problem."
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Game face, buddy.
"Game face, buddy."
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He's running. We're running.
"He's running. We're running."
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Wait, what?
"Wait, what?"
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Hey, man, what you doing?
"Hey, man, what you doing?"
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Whoa, whoa! Danny!
"Whoa, whoa! Danny!"
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Dude!
"Dude!"
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I told you, you asshole!
"I told you, you asshole!"
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Beth? Yes, Wheeler?
"Beth? Yes, Wheeler?"
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A party to, not the party.
"A party to, not the party."
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I mean, did you guys think this was funny?
"I mean, did you guys think this was funny?"
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But it was real. It was from the heart!
"But it was real. It was from the heart!"
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you have to log 150 hours of community service.
"you have to log 150 hours of community service."
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Community service? What, we got to clean toilets?
"Community service? What, we got to clean toilets?"
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Yes, Wheeler?
"Yes, Wheeler?"
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What the fuck is Sturdy Wings?
"What the fuck is Sturdy Wings?"
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We bring adults and children together in a structured format
"We bring adults and children together in a structured format"
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to enhance the lives of these children
"to enhance the lives of these children"
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through one-on-one friendships.
"through one-on-one friendships."
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To make matters worse, I had a massive drug addiction,
"To make matters worse, I had a massive drug addiction,"
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But at that moment, I knew what I had to do.
"But at that moment, I knew what I had to do."
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Used to be addicted to pills.
"Used to be addicted to pills."
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And when you're addicted to helping,
"And when you're addicted to helping,"
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you don't need an intervention.
"you don't need an intervention."
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We need a little love Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
"We need a little love Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah"
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A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah
"A little lovin' Yeah, yeah, yeah"
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so let's get started.
"so let's get started."
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Let's do a little dimostrazione.
"Let's do a little dimostrazione."
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We will get raped in jail. Do you understand?
"We will get raped in jail. Do you understand?"
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Are you implying that we're not here?
"Are you implying that we're not here?"
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Yes, he did.
"Yes, he did."
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Here's a couple of time sheets.
"Here's a couple of time sheets."
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You'll want your little buddies' parents to sign them after each outing, okay?
"You'll want your little buddies' parents to sign them after each outing, okay?"
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And that way, I can use my BS flyswatter to swat away the flies
"And that way, I can use my BS flyswatter to swat away the flies"
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There's precious little time.
"There's precious little time."
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Oh.
"Oh."
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This is just... This is just soft foam and duct tape. It can't harm anyone.
"This is just... This is just soft foam and duct tape. It can't harm anyone."
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Oh!
"Oh!"
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I'm the entire organization.
"I'm the entire organization."
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Honky-ass wanted a handful of my balls!
"Honky-ass wanted a handful of my balls!"
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Maybe we should just go to jail. It's 30 days.
"Maybe we should just go to jail. It's 30 days."
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We can do this. We just got to stick together.
"We can do this. We just got to stick together."
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Hey, kids! We Chip Monks just broke our vow of silence, and we want to sing!
"Hey, kids! We Chip Monks just broke our vow of silence, and we want to sing!"
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But we've got the ass...
"But we've got the ass..."
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Come on! Sit down!
"Come on! Sit down!"
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I like Ronnie's version better.
"I like Ronnie's version better."
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So, do you like Coca-Cola?
"So, do you like Coca-Cola?"
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I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.
"I like the idea of it more than I actually like it."
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Oh, no. I'm really good friends with the school nurse. She's a divorcée.
"Oh, no. I'm really good friends with the school nurse. She's a divorcée."
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It's this fantasy world where anything is possible.
"It's this fantasy world where anything is possible."
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Girls can be gay.
"Girls can be gay."
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If by gay you mean the old English definition
"If by gay you mean the old English definition"
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of fun, enjoyable and carefree, then, yes, it's extremely gay.
"of fun, enjoyable and carefree, then, yes, it's extremely gay."
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It's Live Action Interactive Role-playing Explorers.
"It's Live Action Interactive Role-playing Explorers."
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fifth son of Leponius, earl of Ringor.
"fifth son of Leponius, earl of Ringor."
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Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched.
"Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched."
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Greetings, friends.
"Greetings, friends."
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Hail, Xanthia! Hail, Xanthia!
"Hail, Xanthia! Hail, Xanthia!"
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They're my kinsmen.
"They're my kinsmen."
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We're all from Xanthia.
"We're all from Xanthia."
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Blufgan! Blufgan! Blufgan!
"Blufgan! Blufgan! Blufgan!"
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Well, I should have guessed. Nothing says royalty like The Burger Hole.
"Well, I should have guessed. Nothing says royalty like The Burger Hole."
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His majesty approaches. Oh, crap!
"His majesty approaches. Oh, crap!"
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What are you doing?
"What are you doing?"
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Why?
"Why?"
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Well, well, well.
"Well, well, well."
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Hey. Fancy meeting you here. What, are you stalking me?
"Hey. Fancy meeting you here. What, are you stalking me?"
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Oh, you were right about us being a great match. Yeah.
"Oh, you were right about us being a great match. Yeah."
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Look at that. What does that look like?
"Look at that. What does that look like?"
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Oh, no. Don't turn that engine on. I swear to God...
"Oh, no. Don't turn that engine on. I swear to God..."
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Don't you run me over!
"Don't you run me over!"
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The length of a moon, hence honeymoon.
"The length of a moon, hence honeymoon."
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Eight hours down, 142 to go.
"Eight hours down, 142 to go."
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You deserved it!
"You deserved it!"
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I hate your face.
"I hate your face."
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Yeah. What are you doing?
"Yeah. What are you doing?"
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So I guess I'll pick you up tomorrow around 9:00?
"So I guess I'll pick you up tomorrow around 9:00?"
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Kid, you wanna spend some hours together or not?
"Kid, you wanna spend some hours together or not?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Of course he has a turtle.
"Of course he has a turtle."
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Wait, wait, wait.
"Wait, wait, wait."
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Shit.
"Shit."
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No, it's all right. This is better, you know.
"No, it's all right. This is better, you know."
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I left you the Crock-Pot.
"I left you the Crock-Pot."
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I know you like chili.
"I know you like chili."
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