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Clips from EuroTrip (2004)

"I'm taking Intro to German, and even I know that."
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"He sent me a picture, retardo."
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"See? That's a picture of Mieke and his cute cousin, Jan."
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"No, retardo."
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"That's Jan, a man's name, and that's not Mike,"
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"it's Mieke, a common German girl's name,"
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"similar to our Michelle."
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"I hope you wrote her back and told her to come visit."
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"You didn't?"
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"You thought she was a guy!"
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"I'm getting the video camera! Ha!"
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"What an asshole!"
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"No."
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"No!!"
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"Hey, Mom made waffles."
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"- What's going on? - I'm in love with my penpal."
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"I'm in love with Mieke."
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"OK... OK."
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"Frankly, I'm flattered you picked me to come out to first."
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"No, no, I get it. Yeah."
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"Right?"
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"Right? That's hot."
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"But whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge it."
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"Will you stop? Look, come here. Look at this picture."
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"That's Mike. I mean, Mieke."
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"That's who you've been writing to all this time?"
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"Until last night, when I took your advice"
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"and told her to keep her hands off my genitals."
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"Given what we know now, that seems like the exact opposite of what you want."
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"This is a total disaster."
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"Oh, come on. It's not that bad."
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"Though she is really hot."
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"You're not listening. I don't even care what she looks like."
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"Mieke and I had this incredible bond."
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"I told her things I couldn't even tell you."
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"Like what?"
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"- Nothing. It's a figure of speech. - No, seriously. What?"
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"- Nothing. The point... - You like me better, right?"
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"This girl is not only smart and funny, and stunningly beautiful,"
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"but until I screwed up, she wanted to come all the way to America,"
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"just to be with me."
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"- So do something about it. - What can I do?"
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"The only thing I know is she lives in Berlin."
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"So go to Berlin."
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"- Why not? - Because..."
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"I just can't, OK? I'm supposed to work for my dad this summer."
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"It looks good on my med school application."
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"Oh, Jesus, Scotty!"
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"Man, Fiona was right. You're so predictable."
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"- I'm going to Germany. - No..."
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"we're going to Germany."
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"We just have to carry their packages, then drop them off when we get there."
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"- My cousin did it going to India. - Yeah?"
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"Of course, he ended up using a public restroom in New Delhi"
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"and they had to cut off his leg. You know..."
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"but he got there cheap, is what I'm saying."
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"OK, I don't have anything to Germany for a week."
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"But I can get you both to London today for $118."
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"Europe is the size of the Eastwood Mall. We can walk to Berlin from there."
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"- Cooper, England's an island. - OK, swim. Whatever."
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"We'll take it."
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"Hey. Thanks for coming with me."
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"I know you had that internship at the law firm this summer."
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"for me to broaden my sexual horizons."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"You know America was founded by prudes."
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"And now I, Cooper Harris,"
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"will return to the land of my perverted forefathers"
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"and claim my birthright, which is a series"
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"of erotic and sexually challenging adventures."
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"You've really thought a lot about this, haven't you?"
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"Come on, come on!"
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"- The adventure begins. - Welcome to jolly old England."
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"Yeah, breathe that sweet, sexy, European air."
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"- Oh. - What is that?"
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"It's the phone they gave me at the law firm."
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"Yeah, it's pretty neat, huh?"
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"- Works anywhere. - Yeah?"
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"Yes, sir, I'm down in file storage."
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"No, sir, I can't find the Gutterman file anywhere."
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"Yes, sir, I'll keep looking."
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"I don't rest until I find it."
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"Didn't tell your boss you were leaving the country?"
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"They would've stopped paying me. It seemed easier."
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"- So, where to? - I don't know."
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"First bus to Berlin doesn't leave till tomorrow. What do you wanna do?"
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"Got the Tower of London... there's Buckingham Palace."
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"- Uh... - There's no drinking age."
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"Soccer hooligans."
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"Hey, this isn't where I parked my car!"
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"Oy!"
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"Who the bloody hell are you?"
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"This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters"
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"of the greatest football team in the world..."
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"Manchester United."
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"Now please, enlighten me."
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"Huh?"
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"from Ohio."
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"If you're Manchester United supporters..."
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"- Sing!! - My baby takes"
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"The morning train"
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"He works from 9 to 5 and then"
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"He takes another home again"
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"To find me..."
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"watching the Manchester United football team!"
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"Eh?"
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"Pretty good."
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"My baby takes the morning train"
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"To find me waiting for him"
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"I've unblocked your email address,"
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"but this Scott is not responding."
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"Perhaps you should give yourself to someone else..."
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"I'm never drinking again."
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"Oh, man, that was a wild night."
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"Scotty, where the hell are we going?"
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"Don't worry. If anything bad happens, my parents will find us."
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"Honey, where's Scotty?"
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"- Cooper said they were going camping. - Oh, that's nice."
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"And where's Bert?"
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"Look, given the current geopolitical climate,"
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