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Clips from Down Periscope

Movies 1996 92 min ★ 6.2/10 (29,351 ratings) 960 clips
Comedy

Credits

Not exactly a promotional bell-ringer.
"Not exactly a promotional bell-ringer."
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More to the point, I simply don't approve of his command style.
"More to the point, I simply don't approve of his command style."
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Get up there, you miserable little puke.
"Get up there, you miserable little puke."
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It's a fine shot, sir.
"It's a fine shot, sir."
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Well, what the heck? Why don't we pull in so you can putt out?
"Well, what the heck? Why don't we pull in so you can putt out?"
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There is physical evidence that as an ensign Dodge became so physically intoxicated
"There is physical evidence that as an ensign Dodge became so physically intoxicated"
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but tattooed on his genitalia.
"but tattooed on his genitalia."
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No, it's not. That's why they decoded it twice.
"No, it's not. That's why they decoded it twice."
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(triumphant cry)
"(triumphant cry)"
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# Oh, yeah!
"# Oh, yeah!"
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As a matter of fact, there she is right now.
"As a matter of fact, there she is right now."
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Your new boat.
"Your new boat."
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That?
"That?"
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- Balao class, refitted 1958. - Balao class? But that's a diesel sub.
"- Balao class, refitted 1958. - Balao class? But that's a diesel sub."
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- Meet your crew here tomorrow at 0700. - They also left over from World War Two, sir?
"- Meet your crew here tomorrow at 0700. - They also left over from World War Two, sir?"
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No, Captain.
"No, Captain."
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Come on in.
"Come on in."
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Here are recent satellite photos of Russian bases at Petropavlovsk and Vladivostok.
"Here are recent satellite photos of Russian bases at Petropavlovsk and Vladivostok."
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What if you had one renegade diesel captain who decided to hit us without warning,
"What if you had one renegade diesel captain who decided to hit us without warning,"
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Do you think we could catch and kill a bogie like that in time?
"Do you think we could catch and kill a bogie like that in time?"
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Well, most of the admiralty, they would agree with you.
"Well, most of the admiralty, they would agree with you."
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for a series of war games.
"for a series of war games."
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you're going to attempt to sink shipping right here at the naval base in Norfolk.
"you're going to attempt to sink shipping right here at the naval base in Norfolk."
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Don't think like that. Damn it to hell, don't go by the book.
"Don't think like that. Damn it to hell, don't go by the book."
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Have I got the right man?
"Have I got the right man?"
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By a strange coincidence you do, sir.
"By a strange coincidence you do, sir."
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I would like command of my own nuclear sub.
"I would like command of my own nuclear sub."
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- Setting terms now? - No, sir.
"- Setting terms now? - No, sir."
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I can't make you any guarantees, Dodge, but this is what I'll do.
"I can't make you any guarantees, Dodge, but this is what I'll do."
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If I see that baby go up, then we'll talk about your boat.
"If I see that baby go up, then we'll talk about your boat."
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Thank you, sir.
"Thank you, sir."
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- Grab a bunk. - Thank you, sir.
"- Grab a bunk. - Thank you, sir."
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Oh, no. Great ears, sir. Watch what you say around him.
"Oh, no. Great ears, sir. Watch what you say around him."
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He hears everything. His last CO thought he was a security problem.
"He hears everything. His last CO thought he was a security problem."
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By the code of military justice, that constitutes gross insubordination,
"By the code of military justice, that constitutes gross insubordination,"
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- Board the boat. I like a challenge. - You'll throw me off within a week.
"- Board the boat. I like a challenge. - You'll throw me off within a week."
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Nitro.
"Nitro."
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There was nobody near you but the mascot, and he could have made that lay-up.
"There was nobody near you but the mascot, and he could have made that lay-up."
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It's nice of the guys to get me a stripper, but I got a lot of work to do.
"It's nice of the guys to get me a stripper, but I got a lot of work to do."
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Let me rephrase that. It's going to make things difficult on all of us as well.
"Let me rephrase that. It's going to make things difficult on all of us as well."
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That is all.
"That is all."
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He's an admiral. He thinks sub duty will shake me up.
"He's an admiral. He thinks sub duty will shake me up."
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- Naturally you would take the light end. - You can't handle it, sweetheart?
"- Naturally you would take the light end. - You can't handle it, sweetheart?"
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- What the hell are you doing? - Stocking the pantry, sir.
"- What the hell are you doing? - Stocking the pantry, sir."
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The coffee or the lard?
"The coffee or the lard?"
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Sir?
"Sir?"
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Carry on.
"Carry on."
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I'm not happy with this boat, sir.
"I'm not happy with this boat, sir."
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I know why you're here, but I don't know why I was considered for such an assignment.
"I know why you're here, but I don't know why I was considered for such an assignment."
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Excuse me. Why am I here?
"Excuse me. Why am I here?"
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- Your thing. - What thing?
"- Your thing. - What thing?"
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The weenie tattoo.
"The weenie tattoo."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe you, sir.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe you, sir."
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(sailor) Go, boys!
"(sailor) Go, boys!"
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you're almost out of uniform.
"you're almost out of uniform."
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(mutinous muttering)
"(mutinous muttering)"
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Sorry. It won't happen again.
"Sorry. It won't happen again."
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All lines clear.
"All lines clear."
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(# Anchors Away)
"(# Anchors Away)"
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- Prepare to rig for dive! - Aye, rig for dive.
"- Prepare to rig for dive! - Aye, rig for dive."
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I mean on purpose?
"I mean on purpose?"
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Oh. How would you know that?
"Oh. How would you know that?"
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- I looked up your scores. I have a printout. - I have no doubt.
"- I looked up your scores. I have a printout. - I have no doubt."
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- Prepare for dive! - (sailor) Aye! Prepare for dive.
"- Prepare for dive! - (sailor) Aye! Prepare for dive."
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Does he mean underwater?
"Does he mean underwater?"
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What...
"What..."
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Dive, dive. Rig for deep submergence.
"Dive, dive. Rig for deep submergence."
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Full ahead two-thirds. Blow negative to the mark.
"Full ahead two-thirds. Blow negative to the mark."
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Mr Pascal, it must be a vent.
"Mr Pascal, it must be a vent."
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Let's take her down to... oh, say 500 feet.
"Let's take her down to... oh, say 500 feet."
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- This is good coffee, Buckman. - Thank you, sir.
"- This is good coffee, Buckman. - Thank you, sir."
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This one's all right.
"This one's all right."
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Now, keep an eye on the string.
"Now, keep an eye on the string."
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Jackson, adjust trim.
"Jackson, adjust trim."
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(metal buckling)
"(metal buckling)"
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Passing 350 feet, sir.
"Passing 350 feet, sir."
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(loud thud)
"(loud thud)"
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- Mr Pascal please, periscope depth. - Periscope depth.
"- Mr Pascal please, periscope depth. - Periscope depth."
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are about to take part in a highly experimental war game conceived by Admiral Winslow.
"are about to take part in a highly experimental war game conceived by Admiral Winslow."
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# Cos you, you nutsy chick, you broad
"# Cos you, you nutsy chick, you broad"
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# You make me feel so young. Boom!
"# You make me feel so young. Boom!"
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- Anything unusual up there? - Just fishing boats. Weather's gotten bad.
"- Anything unusual up there? - Just fishing boats. Weather's gotten bad."
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- Picking up anything, Sonar? - Nothing much, sir.
"- Picking up anything, Sonar? - Nothing much, sir."
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No, I'll pass on that, thanks.
"No, I'll pass on that, thanks."
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If you hear them talking about the new nuclear attack sub in town, let me know.
"If you hear them talking about the new nuclear attack sub in town, let me know."
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Conn-sonar. I've got a noise level bearing 3-4-6 that may be a contact.
"Conn-sonar. I've got a noise level bearing 3-4-6 that may be a contact."
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Make normal one-third turns. Come right at 3-4-6.
"Make normal one-third turns. Come right at 3-4-6."
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Try to get a definitive classification.
"Try to get a definitive classification."
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Secure the engines. Periscope depth. Answer bells on batteries.
"Secure the engines. Periscope depth. Answer bells on batteries."
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Conn-sonar. Captain, we've lost the contact.
"Conn-sonar. Captain, we've lost the contact."
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Wait. Better check it outjust to make sure.
"Wait. Better check it outjust to make sure."
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- Bring me to single-ping range. - That'll give away our position.
"- Bring me to single-ping range. - That'll give away our position."
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Judging by that ping, she's about 12,000 yards off and closing.
"Judging by that ping, she's about 12,000 yards off and closing."
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I'm proud of you. Once we're on top, run on one screw only.
"I'm proud of you. Once we're on top, run on one screw only."
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(Howard) What is this, a scavenger hunt?
"(Howard) What is this, a scavenger hunt?"
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- Come to periscope depth. - Make your depth 6-4 feet, ahead two-thirds.
"- Come to periscope depth. - Make your depth 6-4 feet, ahead two-thirds."
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Oh, shit. Agh!
"Oh, shit. Agh!"
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- All right. Lash the lamp to the scope. - OK, OK.
"- All right. Lash the lamp to the scope. - OK, OK."
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# Be all that you can be
"# Be all that you can be"
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(faint strains of Louie, Louie)
"(faint strains of Louie, Louie)"
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Mr Pascal, let's go to Charleston harbour and blow something up.
"Mr Pascal, let's go to Charleston harbour and blow something up."
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Appears he doesn't want to come near the engagement area.
"Appears he doesn't want to come near the engagement area."
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- Oh, boy, look at the fireworks. - No, I believe that's a flare.
"- Oh, boy, look at the fireworks. - No, I believe that's a flare."
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(laughs)
"(laughs)"
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- 50 bucks. - It's a bet.
"- 50 bucks. - It's a bet."
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(sneezes)
"(sneezes)"
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Nitro, do you want to get me Admiral Graham now?
"Nitro, do you want to get me Admiral Graham now?"
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OK.
"OK."
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It's a little tickle. (laughs)
"It's a little tickle. (laughs)"
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- All part of my strategy, sir. - Uh-huh.
"- All part of my strategy, sir. - Uh-huh."
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Look, Dodge, for the rest of this exercise, there's been a reconfiguration.
"Look, Dodge, for the rest of this exercise, there's been a reconfiguration."
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And, as usual, you will surrender upon confirmation of a shooting solution.
"And, as usual, you will surrender upon confirmation of a shooting solution."
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You have your orders, Captain. Do you read me?
"You have your orders, Captain. Do you read me?"
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- Loud and clear. - Good.
"- Loud and clear. - Good."
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- Except it's devilled ham! - That would be a problem.
"- Except it's devilled ham! - That would be a problem."
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The captain's gonna hear about this.
"The captain's gonna hear about this."
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- Shit. - Passing 120.
"- Shit. - Passing 120."
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- Didn't do much bottoming on the simulator. - Nothing to it. Piece of cake.
"- Didn't do much bottoming on the simulator. - Nothing to it. Piece of cake."
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Approximately ten feet to bottom, sir.
"Approximately ten feet to bottom, sir."
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Gimme a pack of gum. The Fruit Stripe.
"Gimme a pack of gum. The Fruit Stripe."
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