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Clips from Superbad

Movies 2007 113 min ★ 7.6/10 (707,403 ratings) 1,936 clips
Comedy

Credits

Yo.
"Yo."
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Hey, I was doing some research for next year...
"Hey, I was doing some research for next year..."
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Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes...
"Like one's Latina, one's Asian, you know, there's one for fetishes..."
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They're hard to get ahold of, okay?
"They're hard to get ahold of, okay?"
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- Don't touch that. - What are you...?
"- Don't touch that. - What are you...?"
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I can't imagine what you're gonna do without each other next year.
"I can't imagine what you're gonna do without each other next year."
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Evan told me you didn't get into Dartmouth.
"Evan told me you didn't get into Dartmouth."
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I don't... I don't miss each other.
"I don't... I don't miss each other."
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- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Jane.
"- Bye, Mom. - Bye, Jane."
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It's not fair they get to flaunt that stuff...
"It's not fair they get to flaunt that stuff..."
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I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
"I almost blew a load into my bellybutton."
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I mean, just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners...
"I mean, just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners..."
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I mean, that's the world I one day wanna live in.
"I mean, that's the world I one day wanna live in."
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Yeah, I guess so. But she was insanely hot.
"Yeah, I guess so. But she was insanely hot."
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- You're like Orson Welles. - Exactly!
"- You're like Orson Welles. - Exactly!"
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...with a decent-looking girl.
"...with a decent-looking girl."
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You'll have sex in college, everyone does.
"You'll have sex in college, everyone does."
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Why would she end her high school career with me?
"Why would she end her high school career with me?"
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She looks like she can take a dick.
"She looks like she can take a dick."
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What?
"What?"
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Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday?
"Did you hear I'm having a big grad party next Saturday?"
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- No. - Yeah.
"- No. - Yeah."
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You fucking left me hanging.
"You fucking left me hanging."
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This is bullshit.
"This is bullshit."
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Is this making s...? Okay.
"Is this making s...? Okay."
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- Thank you so much, that's... - You're welcome. Don't worry about it.
"- Thank you so much, that's... - You're welcome. Don't worry about it."
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...did you hear about Jesse's grad party next weekend?
"...did you hear about Jesse's grad party next weekend?"
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- My R.S.V.P. - Just a maybe?
"- My R.S.V.P. - Just a maybe?"
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There's so much other fun shit that's gonna be happening...
"There's so much other fun shit that's gonna be happening..."
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I couldn't find a minute to make an appearance.
"I couldn't find a minute to make an appearance."
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- Wanna do this, 'roid monkey? - Fuck you!
"- Wanna do this, 'roid monkey? - Fuck you!"
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Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted.
"Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted."
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Who wouldn't? I mean, it was like...
"Who wouldn't? I mean, it was like..."
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Not too worried about it, really.
"Not too worried about it, really."
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- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem.
"- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem."
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Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partner.
"Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partner."
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I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food...
"I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food..."
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...and I gotta look over at that.
"...and I gotta look over at that."
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I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel.
"I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel."
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Pair up with her. Station four.
"Pair up with her. Station four."
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- That's kind of a personal question. - What?
"- That's kind of a personal question. - What?"
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No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it.
"No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it."
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My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit.
"My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit."
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I know.
"I know."
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Or like nuts. Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.
"Or like nuts. Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke."
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Fucking funny.
"Fucking funny."
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- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious.
"- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious."
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I don't really know how many people are gonna be there...
"I don't really know how many people are gonna be there..."
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Yeah, I love parties.
"Yeah, I love parties."
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Really?
"Really?"
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- Yeah. - Good shit, right, Miroki?
"- Yeah. - Good shit, right, Miroki?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right in front of me.
"I was just walking down the hall and Nicola was right in front of me."
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...where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellash me.
"...where the girls are half as smart and twice as likely to fellash me."
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Yeah. Fake ID. Fake ID. I'm tight.
"Yeah. Fake ID. Fake ID. I'm tight."
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We're gonna party and get crunk and rock out, dude.
"We're gonna party and get crunk and rock out, dude."
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Not yet. No.
"Not yet. No."
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I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know.
"I mean, we're not dependent on each other, you know."
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I'm excited.
"I'm excited."
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I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca.
"I'd give my middle nut to start dating Becca."
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What?
"What?"
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- That's fucked. - No shit, it's really fucked up.
"- That's fucked. - No shit, it's really fucked up."
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Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade.
"Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade."
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Even I thought I was fucking crazy.
"Even I thought I was fucking crazy."
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Imagine what everyone else would think.
"Imagine what everyone else would think."
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So one day I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard.
"So one day I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard."
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All of a sudden...
"All of a sudden..."
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Pussy!
"Pussy!"
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He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest...
"He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest..."
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...and he thinks I'm possessed by some dick devil.
"...and he thinks I'm possessed by some dick devil."
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I'm picking out my classes for next year.
"I'm picking out my classes for next year."
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- So I'll call Andy and Greg. - Okay.
"- So I'll call Andy and Greg. - Okay."
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- Here I am. - That's weird.
"- Here I am. - That's weird."
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Oh, no. No. I want you to come, I just...
"Oh, no. No. I want you to come, I just..."
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Yeah. I can. I can get you guys alcohol.
"Yeah. I can. I can get you guys alcohol."
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Because we were worried about that. That would be great.
"Because we were worried about that. That would be great."
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- Yeah. - Either way.
"- Yeah. - Either way."
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- Well... - Either way. Either way's fine.
"- Well... - Either way. Either way's fine."
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Because my parents left me like 100 bucks to feed myself for the week.
"Because my parents left me like 100 bucks to feed myself for the week."
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- It's cool? - Yeah.
"- It's cool? - Yeah."
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- Okay. Thank you. - Awesome.
"- Okay. Thank you. - Awesome."
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Go to the ball, guys.
"Go to the ball, guys."
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Kick it over to me.
"Kick it over to me."
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Seth! Get off the field!
"Seth! Get off the field!"
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Just fucking listen, okay?
"Just fucking listen, okay?"
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...with the whole fun-ness of her party. She wants to fuck me.
"...with the whole fun-ness of her party. She wants to fuck me."
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Like he called me hymen until I was 12.
"Like he called me hymen until I was 12."
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She looked me in the eyes and said:
"She looked me in the eyes and said:"
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But she's gonna be at the party and she's gonna be drunk.
"But she's gonna be at the party and she's gonna be drunk."
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We could be that mistake!
"We could be that mistake!"
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Yeah. Yeah, I just heard. It sounds awesome.
"Yeah. Yeah, I just heard. It sounds awesome."
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Yeah, no, that would be great.
"Yeah, no, that would be great."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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I'm here with my thumb up my ass.
"I'm here with my thumb up my ass."
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- Like one of those pimps. - That is fucking pimp.
"- Like one of those pimps. - That is fucking pimp."
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What are you making?
"What are you making?"
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Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad?
"Why the fuck would it be between that or Mohammad?"
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No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name.
"No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name."
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This guy's gonna think, Here's a kid with a fake ID...
"This guy's gonna think, Here's a kid with a fake ID..."
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I mean, because you're not staff.
"I mean, because you're not staff."
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Evan, let's go to your house.
"Evan, let's go to your house."
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I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school.
"I can't do that. I can't let Jules see me in what I wore to school."
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Really? Yeah, that's what we should be talking about right now.
"Really? Yeah, that's what we should be talking about right now."
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Then why don't you go and get some of your own clothes?
"Then why don't you go and get some of your own clothes?"
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Where did I leave the M16?
"Where did I leave the M16?"
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If we get it now, we can get to the party faster with Jules' shit.
"If we get it now, we can get to the party faster with Jules' shit."
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Don't do this. I promise you I'll get the liquor later.
"Don't do this. I promise you I'll get the liquor later."
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I thought you Dartmouth guys would be smart enough to understand that.
"I thought you Dartmouth guys would be smart enough to understand that."
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Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces.
"Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces."
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Fogell, shut the fuck up.
"Fogell, shut the fuck up."
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Hope piggy can run.
"Hope piggy can run."
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How old are you?
"How old are you?"
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Hey, thank you.
"Hey, thank you."
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- Enjoy your remaining years. - I will.
"- Enjoy your remaining years. - I will."
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You never would've done it.
"You never would've done it."
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All right. Here we are. This is it.
"All right. Here we are. This is it."
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It's perfect.
"It's perfect."
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And Kyle's Killer Lemonade. A six-pack.
"And Kyle's Killer Lemonade. A six-pack."
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This is a lot. I don't know if I can get away with all this.
"This is a lot. I don't know if I can get away with all this."
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This whole thing is bigger than you, Fogell!
"This whole thing is bigger than you, Fogell!"
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