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Clips from The Comebacks

Movies 2007 84 min ★ 4.3/10 (12,469 ratings) 1,818 clips
Comedy Sport

Credits

The loser.
"The loser."
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Lambeau Fields.
"Lambeau Fields."
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Slow roller down to first.
"Slow roller down to first."
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Let's go!
"Let's go!"
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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Go tell Zidane, tell him I said...
"Go tell Zidane, tell him I said..."
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It's good to see you, buddy.
"It's good to see you, buddy."
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There's this small college in Plainfolk, Texas-
"There's this small college in Plainfolk, Texas-"
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but I'm happy here.
"but I'm happy here."
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But I said no.
"But I said no."
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with sports memorabilia and trophies.
"with sports memorabilia and trophies."
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Coaching is a Fields family tradition
"Coaching is a Fields family tradition"
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Your daughter.
"Your daughter."
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What the hell was that?
"What the hell was that?"
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Hello.
"Hello."
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Sorry, wrong number.
"Sorry, wrong number."
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Don't worry, sweetie.
"Don't worry, sweetie."
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robbery, arson, indecent exposure
"robbery, arson, indecent exposure"
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A sleepy little town,
"A sleepy little town,"
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get a chance to play yet.
"get a chance to play yet."
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Coach, we're the only players on this team who can play.
"Coach, we're the only players on this team who can play."
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- Here, Coach. - Where?
"- Here, Coach. - Where?"
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I'll do whatever it takes to make this team.
"I'll do whatever it takes to make this team."
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Refill the waters, get fresh towels...
"Refill the waters, get fresh towels..."
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All right! I got me
"All right! I got me"
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You got to be a killer.
"You got to be a killer."
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Next, ACL Tear!
"Next, ACL Tear!"
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Nothing can hold you back.
"Nothing can hold you back."
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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a human being!
"a human being!"
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If there's one thing I do not tolerate,
"If there's one thing I do not tolerate,"
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Let this be a lesson for all of you.
"Let this be a lesson for all of you."
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Trotter, Trotter, he's a star.
"Trotter, Trotter, he's a star."
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Oh, please,
"Oh, please,"
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whose only dream is to play ball.
"whose only dream is to play ball."
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Not you.
"Not you."
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All right!
"All right!"
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Your father. Your dead father.
"Your father. Your dead father."
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He needs to know that you're wasting your gift here.
"He needs to know that you're wasting your gift here."
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My dad's made up his mind- baseball's my future.
"My dad's made up his mind- baseball's my future."
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Are you serious?
"Are you serious?"
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No. But I did on the way over here, though.
"No. But I did on the way over here, though."
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That's the Droppie Award for most fumbles in a season.
"That's the Droppie Award for most fumbles in a season."
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asking me why my boy can't hold on to the goddamn ball!
"asking me why my boy can't hold on to the goddamn ball!"
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You work at a mill?
"You work at a mill?"
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should be spent in service to her husband, cooking,
"should be spent in service to her husband, cooking,"
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Hey.
"Hey."
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Rainbow Dash, first edition.
"Rainbow Dash, first edition."
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So we're all gonna sign a little contract.
"So we're all gonna sign a little contract."
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I want phone calls in the middle of the night
"I want phone calls in the middle of the night"
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I want felonies,
"I want felonies,"
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That's 'cause I'm from somewhere you can't even imagine.
"That's 'cause I'm from somewhere you can't even imagine."
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and no, I don't like your contract.
"and no, I don't like your contract."
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She never could stick it.
"She never could stick it."
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a few hours a week, make some extra cash.
"a few hours a week, make some extra cash."
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Let's go get something to eat,
"Let's go get something to eat,"
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Makes me feel like an object.
"Makes me feel like an object."
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Boy got laundry to do.
"Boy got laundry to do."
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Trotter!
"Trotter!"
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Sorry, gang, but we are a team.
"Sorry, gang, but we are a team."
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If I've got to bust his hump,
"If I've got to bust his hump,"
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Ooh! Ow! Ah!
"Ooh! Ow! Ah!"
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Get up here!
"Get up here!"
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But if you think you can try using
"But if you think you can try using"
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- Oh, drink up now. - Sure.
"- Oh, drink up now. - Sure."
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You see this was a town that loved its football.
"You see this was a town that loved its football."
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They're all two towns over
"They're all two towns over"
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And here comes the visiting team,
"And here comes the visiting team,"
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Black as a Mississippi August night.
"Black as a Mississippi August night."
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You can kiss my ass.
"You can kiss my ass."
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Hmm?
"Hmm?"
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Yeah, what's up?
"Yeah, what's up?"
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I'm supposed to give you these.
"I'm supposed to give you these."
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The Gridiron Gangbang.
"The Gridiron Gangbang."
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- His method. - His method. Yeah.
"- His method. - His method. Yeah."
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My dad thought it might help me
"My dad thought it might help me"
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Let's get out of here. Let's go to a bar or something.
"Let's get out of here. Let's go to a bar or something."
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I always have.
"I always have."
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I mean, I don't know how to fix it.
"I mean, I don't know how to fix it."
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Mom, go long. Go long.
"Mom, go long. Go long."
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Don't want you to see...
"Don't want you to see..."
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You won't know where
"You won't know where"
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Just close your eyes
"Just close your eyes"
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- No, really, I... - No, just give me a chance.
"- No, really, I... - No, just give me a chance."
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Look, man, why don't you just pretend this whole thing
"Look, man, why don't you just pretend this whole thing"
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Nothing in this world could bring this team together.
"Nothing in this world could bring this team together."
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A singer in a smoky room
"A singer in a smoky room"
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Streetlight people
"Streetlight people"
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Goddamn it.
"Goddamn it."
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- Can't hear you. - Die sad!
"- Can't hear you. - Die sad!"
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- Who are they playing? - Uh, I don't know, the Titans?
"- Who are they playing? - Uh, I don't know, the Titans?"
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Do you remember them?
"Do you remember them?"
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Well, you have nothing to worry about,
"Well, you have nothing to worry about,"
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'cause when the Titans take the field,
"'cause when the Titans take the field,"
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- Washington. - Yeah.
"- Washington. - Yeah."
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Ready, break!
"Ready, break!"
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Their first score of the season.
"Their first score of the season."
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- Touchdown! - Whoo!
"- Touchdown! - Whoo!"
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Set. Hut!
"Set. Hut!"
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He's to the 30, the 20, the 10!
"He's to the 30, the 20, the 10!"
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Wha-What's this part?
"Wha-What's this part?"
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It all rests in the hands of quarterback Lance Truman.
"It all rests in the hands of quarterback Lance Truman."
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Touchdown! The Comebacks win!
"Touchdown! The Comebacks win!"
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Whoo-hah!
"Whoo-hah!"
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- Take it like a man. - All right!
"- Take it like a man. - All right!"
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Please tell me you're gonna start chopping up lettuce and tomatoes.
"Please tell me you're gonna start chopping up lettuce and tomatoes."
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Please tell me you're a patriot.
"Please tell me you're a patriot."
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I'll pack your fudge.
"I'll pack your fudge."
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Please tell me you're a confectioner's assistant.
"Please tell me you're a confectioner's assistant."
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whatever it is you kids are into these days.
"whatever it is you kids are into these days."
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Bling-bling, baby.
"Bling-bling, baby."
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Because everyone's labeled me rebellious,
"Because everyone's labeled me rebellious,"
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Duh.
"Duh."
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bobbled your boobies...
"bobbled your boobies..."
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I don't want to talk about it.
"I don't want to talk about it."
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there's something very warm and soft.
"there's something very warm and soft."
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Shakespeare?
"Shakespeare?"
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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Look at me now, man.
"Look at me now, man."
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It's the cops!
"It's the cops!"
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