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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"You're not rampaging? I thought you were rampaging."
Archer (2009)
"A walk? Is that some sort of a joke?"
Archer (2009)
"A roll, then. Whatever."
Archer (2009)
"- Are you not listening to me? - Well, obviously not."
Archer (2009)
"My God, how is there not one picture of us together?"
Archer (2009)
"And JFK's father was a bootlegger."
Archer (2009)
"What? That's like comparing apples to Nazi oranges."
Archer (2009)
"No, not really."
Archer (2009)
"How about microwave ovens, Neil Armstrong, hook-and-loop fasteners?"
Archer (2009)
"Okay, you lost me."
Archer (2009)
"- The Nazis invented Neil Armstrong? - Rockets."
Archer (2009)
"Which put him on the moon."
Archer (2009)
"After the war ended, we were snatching up Kraut scientists like hotcakes."
Archer (2009)
"You don't believe me? Walk into NASA sometime and yell, "Heil Hitler.""
Archer (2009)
"Whoop. They all jump straight up."
Archer (2009)
"But, Cyril, I know all about Dr. Krieger's origins."
Archer (2009)
"And I also know that nobody likes a tattletale."
Archer (2009)
"...it's that you keep your friends close."
Archer (2009)
"- Yeah, what? MALORY: Hm?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, it was you."
Archer (2009)
"When they finish, bring me the boy."
Archer (2009)
"[MAN SCREAMING]"
Archer (2009)
"The day my pet Dobermans accidentally ate my father."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, Krieger."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY [OVER INTERCOM]: Nothing's an accident."
Archer (2009)
"- Krieger's one of the boys from Brazil. - Duh!"
Archer (2009)
"One more crack about monster hands..."
Archer (2009)
"I've got two perforated eardrums and I guess I've just been..."
Archer (2009)
"...getting hotboxed all day in my car."
Archer (2009)
"Shit. Which I'm trying to sell, but fat chance now."
Archer (2009)
"I bet it smells like weed and rampage."
Archer (2009)
"This is good, right here."
Archer (2009)
"For what, boyo? We having a picnic?"
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, my God, do you have snacks? - No."
Archer (2009)
"What I have is a plane to catch."
Archer (2009)
"...with the profits from your fake chemo drugs?"
Archer (2009)
"Pretty much, yeah."
Archer (2009)
"So if you're gonna shoot me..."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh, don't worry, I'm gonna shoot you. - Ha, ha. No, you're not."
Archer (2009)
"- Ha-ha-ha. - What?"
Archer (2009)
"You obviously haven't seen my movie, uh, Terms of Enrampagement."
Archer (2009)
"- Hang on, that was lame. - You killed my men, sure."
Archer (2009)
"I'm just a sick old man in a wheelchair."
Archer (2009)
"I know you better than your mother."
Archer (2009)
"Who I had for three days at Dûc Quay."
Archer (2009)
"Can you, uh, go ahead and repeat that?"
Archer (2009)
"I said, I had your mother for three days at Dûc Quay."
Archer (2009)
"And was that, hopefully, some sort of Vietcong prison camp?"
Archer (2009)
"Singles resort. Phuket, Thailand. Whole place ran on beads."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, yeah. Boop."
Archer (2009)
"- Ugh... - And then zing."
Archer (2009)
"Tell your mother to give me a call sometime."
Archer (2009)
"- Delaney? - Yes?"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Why?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Shut up. Shut up, here it comes."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, booyakasha!"
Archer (2009)
"Right in the face. I swear to God, I could watch this, like, a million times."
Archer (2009)
"- I'd swear to God we already have. - Well, that's too bad, Mother."
Archer (2009)
"It was two weeks in Phuket, anything goes over there."
Archer (2009)
"- Zing. - And, Mother, we had a deal."
Archer (2009)
"I supply the mimosas and bagels and lox..."
Archer (2009)
"...and you people shut up and ingest them and watch Terms of Enrampagement."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, every Friday for the past three months."
Archer (2009)
"- I'm not complaining. - See?"
Archer (2009)
"Twelve straight weeks and Pam's still on Team Live Badass."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, and Team Live Badass? That's the best you could come up with?"
Archer (2009)
"- Hey, shut up. - You shut up."
Archer (2009)
"And everybody else shut up and watch Terms of Enrampagement."
Archer (2009)
"Liked him better when he had cancer."
Archer (2009)
"...because the doctor says my cancer is in remission."
Archer (2009)
"So shut up and watch my movie."
Archer (2009)
"- For which I really need a better title. - Oh. How about Citizen Dickbag?"
Archer (2009)
"Snark Victory?"
Archer (2009)
"Casablumpkin."
Archer (2009)
"[English - US - SDH]"
Archer (2009)
"- What? - Sugar?"
Archer (2009)
"Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up."
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Wow, what a pussy."
Archer (2009)
"- I said it was a rampage. - Still, though."
Archer (2009)
"One more and the innocent Honduran janitors..."
Archer (2009)
"I have breast cancer."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, they... Wait, what?"
Archer (2009)
"...because my toenails are popping off like pogs."
Archer (2009)
"Well, I feel bad for Archer..."
Archer (2009)
"Because I grew up in Braz... Bristol County, Rhode Island."
Archer (2009)
"- Dallas? - Aha."
Archer (2009)
"But I bet he knows the capital of Brazil, don't you?"
Archer (2009)
"Heh, heh. Nobody's ever called me sweet before."
Archer (2009)
"Afraid it's just not responding to those chemo drugs."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, you two can't smoke in here."
Archer (2009)
"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Oh. Right. - You good?"
Archer (2009)
"ARCHER: Little help?"
Archer (2009)
"[ALL LAUGHING]"
Archer (2009)
"- Did he just crack on my scarf? - I think he did."
Archer (2009)
"- So I suggest you take your bull dyke... - Lana!"
Archer (2009)
"Because ain't nothing in the world can make me talk."
Archer (2009)
"[WHITEY GROANING]"
Archer (2009)
"Case in point, huh?"
Archer (2009)
"You're gonna leave him with a grenade up his ass?"
Archer (2009)
"Let's take a walk."
Archer (2009)
"Krieger's father was a Nazi scientist."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, seriously, I'm sorry. I think I need help or something."
Archer (2009)
"No shit."
Archer (2009)
"...I promise you, I will shoot your fat Irish faces off..."
Archer (2009)
"You're an ISIS agent."
Archer (2009)
"But they were armed."
Archer (2009)
"Did you see Regis this morning?"
Archer (2009)
"CHERYL: Hey, come on. - Why don't you call it Magnum, P.U.?"
Archer (2009)
"[SPEAKS IN PORTUGUESE]"
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, that's my point."
Archer (2009)
"Plus God knows how many cancer patients have been taking that stuff."
Archer (2009)
"- Name the douchebag who's in charge. - Vincent Van Go **** yourself."
Archer (2009)
"Victimless crimes, Mikey. Tell me about the counterfeit chemo drugs."
Archer (2009)
"[GROANS]"
Archer (2009)
"Because between the cancer and the chemo..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, actually, yeah, good idea. Let's hang back a sec and burn one down."
Archer (2009)
"My 15th birthday, you were at the compound."
Archer (2009)
"MALORY: Oh, for the love of..."
Archer (2009)
"[ALL GROAN AND MUTTER]"
Archer (2009)
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