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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"Harvey's parents are dead."
House (2004)
"They died two years ago in a car crash."
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"I see. So, Harvey, you have any siblings?"
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"No. And no grandparents,"
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"or uncles or aunts."
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"Why'd you come to the clinic this morning?"
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"Teeth."
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"Harvey's experiencing a little nominal aphasia. Hmm."
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"You know, when you can't remember nouns."
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"Yeah, I think I know what nominal aphasia is."
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"Have you had any treatment for the teeth grinding?"
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"I went to a--"
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"You know, they do that thing with the sharp pointy things."
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"- Pulmonologist? - No. She had this, uh--"
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"She had this electrical machine."
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"He saw an acupuncturist."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Do you know what the acupuncturist did?"
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"She diagnosed liver chi stagnation and sent Harvey to a shen balancer."
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"He referred him to a homeopathic doctor, who sent him to a chiropractor."
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"Naturally. The chiropractor thought it might be"
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"food sensitivity and sent Harvey to a naturopath."
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"The naturopath sent me back to the--"
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"- Back to the acupuncturist. - Yes."
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"of all of those, uh, practitioners."
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"Cameron's got the E.M.G. first. Who's that?"
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"- That's what she called herself? - That's what she acted like."
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"My OB/GYN died recently. He was a nice man."
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"Yeah, that's when it's worst."
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"You have some vaginal tearing."
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"No sign of bruising."
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"No indication of trauma, forced entry."
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"Ramona, you naughty girl."
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"Either you've got yourself an 18-year-old boyfriend,"
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"Myron thought he'd just try 'em out."
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"- Lucky you. - I guess."
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"You'd prefer it if Myron was a little..."
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"droopier? Maybe a little."
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"I haven't seen Jeopardy in almost a month."
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"Have you talked to him about this?"
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"You try talking a 73-year-old out of sex."
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"It's worse than high school."
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"He doesn't get what he wants from me, he'll get it from Connie in the corner condo."
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"She's dying her hair red. Major league slut."
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"Here's a prescription..."
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"Thank you."
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"Maybe you could give Myron a prescription--"
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"something weaker than he's got now."
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"Tell him it's better for his heart. He'd buy that."
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"You can't tell him the truth so you want me to lie to him?"
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"- Would you? - Close your legs."
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"Nerves stimulate muscles to move by creating a small electrical current."
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"And I will insert this needle into various muscles and ask you to flex."
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"Sometimes it can be painful. Let me know. I can pull back."
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"I mean, it's okay."
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"Okay. Put your arm out to the side."
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"Based on this history, it's either toxic herbs from the homeopath,"
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"or the shen balancer--"
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"What the hell is a shen, and how come it's lopsided?"
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"The only abnormal test result we found was on the echo report."
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"You can make a damn fine living."
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"Clots form on the faulty valve, get sent to the brain, voilà-- stroke."
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"Ofcourse, no harm, no foul."
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"Just taking a few bucks from superstitious idiots, right?"
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"Could also be an aneurysm due to trauma."
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"Trauma? From what, the chiropractic treatments?"
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"It's bacterial endocarditis, an infected valve. We should do blood cultures."
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"might have been better spent going to someone who"
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"looks at things that exist in the real world."
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"But that's just me being all narrow again."
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"Quite a dilemma."
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"Oh, great pool-hall oracle, grant me guidance."
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"Do we go with Foreman's theory, which is at least"
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"or Chase's theory, that is completely unsupported by medical evidence?"
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"The guy obviously broke his jaw somehow."
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"Ah. Sorry, Chase. The gods have spoken."
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"Start Harvey on blood thinners and antibiotics."
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"Wow. Yeah, I get it. House is adorable."
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"I just want to hold him and never let go."
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"- She's choking him. - Foreman, stop. Let her go."
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"- She was trying to kill him. - No. No, she wasn't."
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"She's-- She's a dominatrix."
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"Right, Annette?"
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"The patient asked you to strangle him?"
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"He likes to be strangled or smothered."
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"Geez. What kind of a lawyer is he?"
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"Then what was the point? Harvey was upset."
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"He needed to calm down--"
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"to feel in control by being controlled."
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"In return, he does my taxes and cleans my house."
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"Bar her from the hospital. Force her to pierce your nipples."
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"Not really medical decisions."
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"I was seeing this woman, a banker,"
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"and, uh, turns out she liked to be burned."
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"You actually dated someone who likes to get burned?"
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"Yeah, why would you want to be in a relationship..."
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"with someone that's so obviously only gonna lead to pain?"
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"- Shut up. - It was a weird scene."
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"- I observed-- - Chase, did you know about this woman, what she does?"
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"- I met her at some parties, yeah. - I wouldn't have tortured you if I knew you liked it."
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"Well, here's a phrase to remember."
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""Hey, this guy might have been pounded on the head one too many times"."
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"I said I thought it was a trauma-induced aneurysm. Yeah. Could have carried..."
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"a tad more weight if you'd mentioned the "liking pain" thing."
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"You're on my naughty list."
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"Sorry. No leather stethoscope this Christmas."
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"- I'm not into-- - I assume you never started him on antibiotics and blood thinners..."
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"- That was probably a good thing, given-- - Start him on antibiotics and blood thinners."
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"You still think Chase is wrong?"
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"No, he's probably right."
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"Then we should schedule him for vascular surgery."
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"We put him on blood thinners, he might bleed out."
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"I think Chase is right."
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"Okay. If Foreman used to be right about it being blood clots..."
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"So start him on blood thinners, and if he has another stroke, we'll schedule the surgery."
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"- Yeah? - You Dr. House?"
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"I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this, but yes."
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"Uh, you know, the--"
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"The wood's beginning to droop."
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