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Clips from House (2004) - Mystery (S01E01)

"Actually, I saved you some rush hour traffic."
House (2004)
"I'm calling our lawyer."
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"Fine. Just as soon as you've signed the surgery consent."
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"He humiliated us."
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"Humiliation comes in all kinds of packages."
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"People finding out that your son's a perv."
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"Trust me, if I have to paste up a sign..."
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"Dumplings. That was a cheap shot."
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"I will be fine. Everybody's acting like I'm going out with Jack the Ripper."
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"You better be absolutely sure you want this,"
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"You're worried I'm gonna break his heart?"
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"You're gonna look like Lou Costello."
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"- And if you need condoms, I've got some. - Did your wife give them to you?"
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"Drug rep. They've got antibiotics built in somehow."
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"And if you were a surgeon, that would actually matter."
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"You're gonna eat before dinner?"
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"I think she likes lame."
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"Used to be a strip joint."
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"According to Freud-- and I'm paraphrasing--"
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"Like an eighth-grade boy punching a girl."
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"Given your Freudian theory, what does it mean if I start being nice to you?"
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"or what movies you hate."
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"you're looking for your new charity case."
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"I'm damaged."
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"3.0 silk--"
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"Well, I did have a little indigestion afterwards."
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"Or the wine. Something made my eyes puffy."
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"- Crying in your pillow can do that. - It was the wine."
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"Nothing deep. Mostly small talk. I'm sure."
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"Well, good to see you've got the correct perspective on the thing."
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"Nice visual."
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"But the new ones, I might as well be eating candy."
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"Well, less. If I wanted none, I'd stay home with Esther."
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"I should just have told you how I felt."
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"Aw."
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"Uh, hey, how about the pills?"
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"are they a new fetish?"
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"I found them at Harvey's. What? I just took two boxes."
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"The mints weren't high up on the list."
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"Wrong."
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"If you're trying to humiliate me,"
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"breaks off, blocks blood flow to the brain."
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"Anybody got a buzz saw? Okay, call a surgeon."
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"Hi. I'm Dr. House."
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"I'll leave."
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"It's okay. I came to talk to you both."
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"you've simply got to say no to strangulation."
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"or he'll die."
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"Lock him in a cage."
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"Did they come to see me?"
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"There's a brand of acetaminophen--"
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"- Dr. House. - Little busy here."
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"I heard about Dr. Cameron's conditions for coming back to work."
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"What happened in your last relationship,"
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"it's no reason to wall yourself off from people forever."
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"Five years of self-pity is probably enough."
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"Wow. You've certainly given me a lot to think about."
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"- Well-- - Actually, it was your blouse I was talking about."
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"Bear in mind, Cameron's probably the only female who could tolerate you."
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"Harvey, you're lucky she wasn't arrested."
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"Squeeze my fingers?"
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"I am."
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"Weakness in his right arm and hand."
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"Harvey's having mini-strokes. The blood thinners aren't making a difference."
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"Stop the treatment."
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"Sorry. We tried your way. You could not have been "wronger"."
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"I said Chase was probably right. Oh, yeah."
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"We've all got perfect 20/20 hindsight."
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"- About tomorrow night. - You couldn't keep your mouth shut."
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"I didn't see any reason to."
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"Where are we going? I want to make sure I dress appropriately."
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"That would be army boots and T-shirt."
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"It's the county paint ball tourney. First prize is 50 bucks."
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"I'll split it with you if you hold your end up."
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"I'm not sure that was the deal."
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"Relax. I made a reservation at Café Spoleto."
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"Regarding wardrobe,"
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"I'll figure something out."
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"and your strokes will stop."
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"More like strangulations."
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"My parents are right."
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"I don't -- I don't know what--"
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"Surgery's the only-- She hates me."
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"I've been calling. I've been calling and she--"
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"- Harvey, you don't need-- - I can't. I can't."
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"Harvey, you will do what I say."
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"I don't want surgery."
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"- Sign the consent. Sign it! - I can't do anything."
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"No surgery. No surgery!"
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"No surgery!"
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"We could give him antidepressants. See if he changes his mind."
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"I already did. Mashed 'em up in his apple sauce."
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"It'll lighten him up soon enough. Someone should just tell him to do it."
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"And I already tried. Not you."
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"Where's a good dominatrix when you need one?"
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"They let you come back."
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"You will have the surgery. Do you understand?"
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"No."
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"Do not laugh at me."
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"Is this a part of their deal?"
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"- Something's wrong. - Get out!"
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"Get out! Get out! Get out!"
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"He's crashing. Can we get a cart in here?"
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"So what's that? Two strokes you've scared this guy into?"
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"Now you want to do surgery on him without his consent?"
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"The kid's in a coma. He needs the surgery."
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"He said no. We can't do it."
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"You need a court order. Great. Where do I get me one of them?"
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"- He'll want proof. - Like what, Dad's hand? I don't even know where they're buried."
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"Bring me a published obit, or death certificate, and we'll run with it."
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"His parents were accountants."
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"Maybe there's an obit in the trade papers. Guy lives in Market Town."
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"I don't know if he grew up there, but we could check the local funeral homes."
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"Great, and when your searches turn up nothing,"
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"you should try and find where they live. He said they were dead."
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"so how come he lives in a slum like Market Town?"
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"Maybe they were bad accountants."
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"The odds are astronomical. Maybe Harvey burned through their money."
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"Gotta be my bet. Go to his apartment. See if you can find his folks."
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"Number, address, something."
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