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Clips from Transparent - Bulnerable (S02E02)

"Okay, can we just..."
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"Good night, you two."
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"Sal: No. These are actually real people."
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"with, like, a box of crackers or some shit."
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"[chuckling]"
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"Then one day I realized"
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"Has Davina met your family?"
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"You like women?"
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"♪ I just kept hoping ♪"
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"[meow]"
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"I'm going to bed."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"♪ Mm ♪"
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"Where is she?"
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"might just become an elected official."
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"Hi, Joshie."
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"- Hi. - Hi. Come here, tushy."
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"- Can we talk? - Oh, hi, baby doll."
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"Hey, Sarie, did you tell Joshie"
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"that I'm running for a seat on the condo board?"
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"- Hey, I need to talk to you. - I haven't had a chance yet."
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"And I am putting these monsters to work."
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"around cleaning up that horrendous duck pond."
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"- Mom. - She's, uh..."
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"You're not gonna... You're just going to have to spit it out."
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"Your task, should you choose to accept it..."
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"- Hey! - ...is that you..."
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"I need to speak to you not in front of children."
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"You want to do this right here, or do you want to..."
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"♪ ♪ [theme]"
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"You forgot?"
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"That I had a kid?"
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"- for 17 years. - Oh, please."
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"I mean, other things were going on."
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"Every day you kids had some mishegoss or another."
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"And your father was diddly..."
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"I was... I was all alone."
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"I can't get those years back."
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"You don't seem to understand that."
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"I put him out of our world"
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"to protect you, Josh."
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"You have no idea how difficult it is"
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"to be a parent, right, Sarie?"
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"Okay."
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"You think I was so terrible?"
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"I didn't beat you."
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"I kept you fed."
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"You had a credit card."
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"Other people throw babies in dumpsters."
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"They raise kids, right?"
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"They raise kids in closets."
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"You guys had it pretty good."
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"Oh, now she's going to go out."
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"And the prompts? Look at them."
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"They are, I mean, dumb."
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"in a larger historical context.""
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"What about this?"
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"What if you replace the word "work""
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"with the word "cunt"?"
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"Then you have a really great essay."
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"You mean like "Please expand upon the way"
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"By Ali Pfefferman."
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"I mean, yeah,"
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"You know, it couldn't hurt to ask her, right?"
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"Or it could hurt to ask her,"
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"and I should just be, like,"
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"a serious, independent thinker"
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"who wants to go to graduate school."
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"All right."
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"Run it by me."
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"Okay."
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"which is called... which are called Jew shoes."
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"You're wowing me."
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"Jew shoes. It's a real thing from back in the old days"
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"where they used to make Jewish women"
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"One was red, and one was black,"
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"and they had bells on them"
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"so that you could hear them coming."
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"That's what your essay's going to be about?"
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"It shouldn't be about that?"
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"Well, now I'm completely embarrassed."
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"Well, you should be."
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"Well... [scoff]... I think you should be."
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"Come on. It's a great idea."
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"I think you're the one who's really embarrassed."
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"By what? I can't think of one thing you could do to embarrass me."
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"I think this situation here really embarrasses you..."
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"No. God, I just..."
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"I think especially when I do that. Mm!"
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"- I don't think so. - So much, it..."
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"[grunt] Embarrassing!"
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"Stop it. Stop..."
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"She just does not admit shit."
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"It's hard because you're looking for a parent,"
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"and they're just not..."
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"Oh, I'm not even looking for a parent."
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"I'm just looking for a fucking human being."
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"- Oh, honey. - You know?"
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"I can't stop thinking"
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"about what it would be like"
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"I guess one could argue"
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"that if they hadn't lied to you..."
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"that maybe you wouldn't be in this room"
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"trying to fold your T-shirts across..."
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"From... From the most amazing human being that I've ever met,"
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"who is inspiring a huge boner in me right now."
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"Your Honor, permission"
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"for said boner to approach the bench."
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"May... May... May I, Your Highness?"
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"I think... [laughing]"
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"Um..."
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"- Want me on my back? - No, no, no, no."
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"- but it kind of... - Where?"
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"...mm, looks a little bit like measles."
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"Maybe it's measles."
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"There's no measles, but I'm just saying..."
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"It's probably something that you ate"
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"because it looks like a rash"
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"or, you know, people have a reaction..."
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"Let me call Dr. Susan just because I don't know..."
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