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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Vatman (S01E01)

and she continued to please him in ways I won't go into.

"and she continued to please him in ways I won't go into."

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Don't flatter yourself.

"Don't flatter yourself."

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Why not? You say yes to her party and yes to her lunch...

"Why not? You say yes to her party and yes to her lunch..."

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and yes to walking her home. You're turning into her indentured servant.

"and yes to walking her home. You're turning into her indentured servant."

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So it's okay for me to be your servant but nobody else's?

"So it's okay for me to be your servant but nobody else's?"

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Clark, you are my partner and what you do reflects on me.

"Clark, you are my partner and what you do reflects on me."

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I don't want the world to know that my partner is a doormat for women.

"I don't want the world to know that my partner is a doormat for women."

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You want the truth? The truth is that you're a doormat with no taste.

"You want the truth? The truth is that you're a doormat with no taste."

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That's it. I'm out of here. Forget it.

"That's it. I'm out of here. Forget it."

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Fine! Perfect! Go! She's probably waiting for you.

"Fine! Perfect! Go! She's probably waiting for you."

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You know, I'd love to hear her side of this whole story.

"You know, I'd love to hear her side of this whole story."

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And I could tell her about how impossible you are to work with.

"And I could tell her about how impossible you are to work with."

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You two deserve each other.

"You two deserve each other."

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Her obsession with Linda King is affecting her performance.

"Her obsession with Linda King is affecting her performance."

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and I don't wanna be the one to have to turn out the lights.

"and I don't wanna be the one to have to turn out the lights."

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We don't pull any punches here, Kent.

"We don't pull any punches here, Kent."

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I want you to go all out.

"I want you to go all out."

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Yes, sir. That's what I intend to do.

"Yes, sir. That's what I intend to do."

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Perry, I just got off the phone.

"Perry, I just got off the phone."

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- Kent. - CK?

"- Kent. - CK?"

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It's her. It's Linda King. Don't you see what she's done?

"It's her. It's Linda King. Don't you see what she's done?"

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I really couldn't give him much of an argument.

"I really couldn't give him much of an argument."

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Did he mention what kind of medical plan they got over there?

"Did he mention what kind of medical plan they got over there?"

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Don't you see what she's done?

"Don't you see what she's done?"

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She waves her skirt in front of him and he turns into some pathetic little puppy.

"She waves her skirt in front of him and he turns into some pathetic little puppy."

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- What about going down with the ship? - That's for captains.

"- What about going down with the ship? - That's for captains."

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How can you be so calm?

"How can you be so calm?"

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What's my choice?

"What's my choice?"

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I even saw you put your fist through the wall once.

"I even saw you put your fist through the wall once."

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The only thing we can do is just continue what we're supposed to be doing.

"The only thing we can do is just continue what we're supposed to be doing."

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By the by, what you're supposed to be doing...

"By the by, what you're supposed to be doing..."

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according to this, is covering the Irani jewels...

"according to this, is covering the Irani jewels..."

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that the Ambassador of Omer is giving to Secretary Wallace...

"that the Ambassador of Omer is giving to Secretary Wallace..."

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as a lovely parting gift.

"as a lovely parting gift."

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That's what Clark told me.

"That's what Clark told me."

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Are you sure you don't mind me suggesting to Carpenter that we team up?

"Are you sure you don't mind me suggesting to Carpenter that we team up?"

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I'm just mad I didn't suggest it first.

"I'm just mad I didn't suggest it first."

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King. Yeah, we're here in the main room.

"King. Yeah, we're here in the main room."

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Carpenter.

"Carpenter."

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The man really keeps close tabs on you, doesn't he?

"The man really keeps close tabs on you, doesn't he?"

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Sure. Absolutely.

"Sure. Absolutely."

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He's been hitting on me.

"He's been hitting on me."

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Don't worry, I only have eyes for you.

"Don't worry, I only have eyes for you."

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will be happy to answer a few questions before the unveiling.

"will be happy to answer a few questions before the unveiling."

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Mr. Secretary, Clark Kent, Metropolis Star.

"Mr. Secretary, Clark Kent, Metropolis Star."

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- What do you think... - Mr. Secretary.

"- What do you think... - Mr. Secretary."

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Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Is it true...

"Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Is it true..."

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Excuse me, but I believe that Mr. Kent was asking the question.

"Excuse me, but I believe that Mr. Kent was asking the question."

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Mr. Kent can speak for himself.

"Mr. Kent can speak for himself."

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Maybe, except he's so used to you doing it for him.

"Maybe, except he's so used to you doing it for him."

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Me? You can sure dish it out but you can't take it.

"Me? You can sure dish it out but you can't take it."

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Why don't you just get off your high horse?

"Why don't you just get off your high horse?"

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Let's get to the real reason we're here...

"Let's get to the real reason we're here..."

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the ceremonial exchange from the Kingdom of Omer to the United States.

"the ceremonial exchange from the Kingdom of Omer to the United States."

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Ladies and gentlemen, the gift from the Ambassador of Omer...

"Ladies and gentlemen, the gift from the Ambassador of Omer..."

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the Irani jewels.

"the Irani jewels."

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Me?

"Me?"

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- I get it. She's here, isn't she? - No.

"- I get it. She's here, isn't she? - No."

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Is she in there?

"Is she in there?"

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This is either not what I thought I thought or...

"This is either not what I thought I thought or..."

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Oh, no.

"Oh, no."

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Oh, of course.

"Oh, of course."

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Of course. Yes, you wouldn't throw everything that you have away...

"Of course. Yes, you wouldn't throw everything that you have away..."

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Well, you are right about that, Lois.

"Well, you are right about that, Lois."

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Okay, these accidents aren't accidents.

"Okay, these accidents aren't accidents."

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The arson fire that Linda just happened to be at...

"The arson fire that Linda just happened to be at..."

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the elevator cable that snapped during lunch.

"the elevator cable that snapped during lunch."

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You could have told me that!

"You could have told me that!"

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No, that was my idea.

"No, that was my idea."

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You seemed to be personally involved here and I didn't want to risk it.

"You seemed to be personally involved here and I didn't want to risk it."

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So you mean I have been having all these feelings for nothing?

"So you mean I have been having all these feelings for nothing?"

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This means that Linda is in this up to her surgically-sculptured chin.

"This means that Linda is in this up to her surgically-sculptured chin."

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I thought that was it and that's why I asked to be partners with her...

"I thought that was it and that's why I asked to be partners with her..."

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but I think she's out of the loop.

"but I think she's out of the loop."

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So what do we do now?

"So what do we do now?"

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Well, now that you know...

"Well, now that you know..."

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Me? You're the one who jumped in the black hole the minute she came to town.

"Me? You're the one who jumped in the black hole the minute she came to town."

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"Clark, will you take me to the station?"

""Clark, will you take me to the station?""

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I think I'll let you two work this out.

"I think I'll let you two work this out."

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- I was just being polite. - Oh, really?

"- I was just being polite. - Oh, really?"

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This can't be true. It can't be.

"This can't be true. It can't be."

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Think about it.

"Think about it."

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He doesn't have to do that. He's your publisher.

"He doesn't have to do that. He's your publisher."

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before he pulls the trigger on whatever he has planned.

"before he pulls the trigger on whatever he has planned."

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Just like Carpenter happened to have a front-page editorial ready...

"Just like Carpenter happened to have a front-page editorial ready..."

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I just feel so...

"I just feel so..."

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- What are you, a thesaurus? - Why don't you guys just put this on hold?

"- What are you, a thesaurus? - Why don't you guys just put this on hold?"

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Bottom line, it's a Planet story.

"Bottom line, it's a Planet story."

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Exactly.

"Exactly."

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for us to break into his computer.

"for us to break into his computer."

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How?

"How?"

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I only have a moment. What can I do for you?

"I only have a moment. What can I do for you?"

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I think the question is what can I do for you?

"I think the question is what can I do for you?"

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Soon the Metropolis Star will be the most widely-read paper in the country.

"Soon the Metropolis Star will be the most widely-read paper in the country."

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And it's all because of you. Congratulations.

"And it's all because of you. Congratulations."

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Yes, may she be a beacon for the country.

"Yes, may she be a beacon for the country."

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That's very tempting, but like I say, I'm pressed for time.

"That's very tempting, but like I say, I'm pressed for time."

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Preston, even a busy publisher has to eat.

"Preston, even a busy publisher has to eat."

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Maybe we should just eat here.

"Maybe we should just eat here."

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And the day is still young.

"And the day is still young."

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We're in luck. I know this program.

"We're in luck. I know this program."

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Quick, under here.

"Quick, under here."

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Perhaps. But only as an interim step.

"Perhaps. But only as an interim step."

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A United Nations with real teeth.

"A United Nations with real teeth."

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A government to govern all governments.

"A government to govern all governments."

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Try Kane. K-A-N-E. Linda says he has a Citizen Kane fixation.

"Try Kane. K-A-N-E. Linda says he has a Citizen Kane fixation."

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That's not it. What else could it be?

"That's not it. What else could it be?"

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Rosebud.

"Rosebud."

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We're in.

"We're in."

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"An eye for an eye is the only course this country can take...

""An eye for an eye is the only course this country can take..."

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- Secretary Wallace isn't dead. - Not yet.

"- Secretary Wallace isn't dead. - Not yet."

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Carpenter is willing to kill a member of the Cabinet to sell a few papers?

"Carpenter is willing to kill a member of the Cabinet to sell a few papers?"

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To drag us into a war.

"To drag us into a war."

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And he's also willing to kill Linda if he finds out that she's on to him. Let's go.

"And he's also willing to kill Linda if he finds out that she's on to him. Let's go."

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- He wants us inside. - Go.

"- He wants us inside. - Go."

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Please, just order dessert for us.

"Please, just order dessert for us."

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Carpenter's gonna kill Secretary Wallace.

"Carpenter's gonna kill Secretary Wallace."

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He's already written the editorial. He's just waiting for your exclusive report.

"He's already written the editorial. He's just waiting for your exclusive report."

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Nice try.

"Nice try."

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Okay, boys, gather around.

"Okay, boys, gather around."

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