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Clips from Dr. Ken - Dr. Ken: Child of Divorce (S02E02)

"Maybe a little more."
Dr. Ken
"Come on, Em."
Dr. Ken
"We'll get to the tale of the other city tomorrow."
Dr. Ken
"See you later, babe."
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, I do have some news."
Dr. Ken
"Molly, why don't you join Dave on the couch?"
Dr. Ken
"Grandma and Grandpa Park have gotten divorced."
Dr. Ken
"Now, I know this news comes as a shock,"
Dr. Ken
"so it's perfectly natural for you to feel sad or upset."
Dr. Ken
"- Thanks. - Okay."
Dr. Ken
"That's it?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, it's a bummer, but 52% of marriages end in divorce,"
Dr. Ken
"and if it's for the best..."
Dr. Ken
"From what Grandpa told Dad, it is for the best,"
Dr. Ken
"and he and Grandma are both fine."
Dr. Ken
"What about Dad? Is he okay?"
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, he's in the shower."
Dr. Ken
"That's where Dad goes to cry."
Dr. Ken
"He also cries in the shed."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, we all know your dad"
Dr. Ken
"has the emotional stability of a contestant on "The Bachelor.""
Dr. Ken
"But that's why we're gonna help him get through this."
Dr. Ken
"Got it?"
Dr. Ken
"Wow. Life unfolds so unpredictably."
Dr. Ken
"According to my A.P. psychology textbook,"
Dr. Ken
"it seems like a simple case of adjustment disorder."
Dr. Ken
"I'll watch him for signs of stress"
Dr. Ken
"and recommend a treatment protocol if necessary."
Dr. Ken
"Aren't you only two weeks into that psychology class?"
Dr. Ken
"I read ahead."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, Mom."
Dr. Ken
"When you get a chance, call me back."
Dr. Ken
"Seems we have a couple things to catch up on,"
Dr. Ken
"like, I don't know, who's married and who isn't."
Dr. Ken
"Call me."
Dr. Ken
"Hey. How you doing?"
Dr. Ken
"They "grew apart." What does that even mean?"
Dr. Ken
"If anything, they've grown more alike."
Dr. Ken
"I think it looks distinguished."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know. I need to fix this, Allison."
Dr. Ken
"Honey, unfortunately, you can't fix it."
Dr. Ken
"You accept it!"
Dr. Ken
"I have."
Dr. Ken
"Whoa! Stop yelling at me."
Dr. Ken
"Listen, I know this is upsetting, but..."
Dr. Ken
"How do I put this gently?"
Dr. Ken
"You're in your mid 40s."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, and all those years,"
Dr. Ken
"I never questioned my parents' marriage."
Dr. Ken
"They moved here from Korea."
Dr. Ken
"All they had was each other and that's what got them through."
Dr. Ken
"Or at least that's the lie they were shucking."
Dr. Ken
"I don't even know what to believe anymore."
Dr. Ken
"Maybe they were never really happy."
Dr. Ken
"This doesn't mean they were never happy."
Dr. Ken
"Do they look happy?"
Dr. Ken
"Hard-core Koreans never smile in pictures."
Dr. Ken
"They're probably happy. They're at Sizzler."
Dr. Ken
"Or maybe they're thinking,"
Dr. Ken
""I can't wait to run screaming from this marriage.""
Dr. Ken
"And why am I in a sailor suit?!"
Dr. Ken
"Was I in the navy when I was 4?"
Dr. Ken
"I don't know what's real anymore."
Dr. Ken
"I'll be in the shower."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, what are you still doing up?"
Dr. Ken
"It turns out as a child of a child of divorce,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm more likely to get divorced myself someday."
Dr. Ken
"Not great, Molly."
Dr. Ken
"Emily and I are doomed."
Dr. Ken
"Okay."
Dr. Ken
"This is a transference of worry that's not age-appropriate."
Dr. Ken
"You're being dumb."
Dr. Ken
"Could've split the difference."
Dr. Ken
"So, get this."
Dr. Ken
"My dad wasn't cheating on my mom."
Dr. Ken
"They got divorced after 50 years."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and I may have been in the navy."
Dr. Ken
"You should look at this from your dad's point of view."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, through a lot of tail."
Dr. Ken
"He's out there crushing it like an Asian Charles Bronson."
Dr. Ken
"Rocking that stainless-steel barbecue brush of a mustache"
Dr. Ken
"Ken, I need to prowl the single scene"
Dr. Ken
"with the silver fox you call Dad."
Dr. Ken
"Make it happen."
Dr. Ken
"You want to know the worst part of all this?"
Dr. Ken
"Sorry. That wasn't it?"
Dr. Ken
"Their marriage seemed so solid."
Dr. Ken
"I mean, if they could crap out, anybody could."
Dr. Ken
"Unh-unh! Unh-unh! Not Barack and Michelle!"
Dr. Ken
"Don't you even!"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, you're not worried about you and Allison, are you?"
Dr. Ken
"Yo! Why would you say that to him?!"
Dr. Ken
"I w... I wasn't worried, but I am now."
Dr. Ken
"Ow!"
Dr. Ken
"But... but... I-I mean, your parents,"
Dr. Ken
"they probably got married really young, right?"
Dr. Ken
"- Yeah, that's true. - Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"But Allison and I got married young,"
Dr. Ken
"and they had a daughter and a son"
Dr. Ken
"with the same age difference as Molly and Dave."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God, I have the same marriage as my parents,"
Dr. Ken
"is less aggressive than my mom's!"
Dr. Ken
"Will you stop freaking out? No two marriages are alike."
Dr. Ken
"They never argued!"
Dr. Ken
"I mean, I can't go two days"
Dr. Ken
"without doing something to piss off Allison."
Dr. Ken
"Not just Allison."
Dr. Ken
"Well, what does she complain about?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, she's always saying I'm not attentive,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm not romantic, I minimize her feelings."
Dr. Ken
"You know who else has those same flaws?"
Dr. Ken
"Papa."
Dr. Ken
"I have to fix this marriage before it's too late."
Dr. Ken
"The cycle of shattered families ends now."
Dr. Ken
"Hold up. Mr. Zimmer's here for a follow-up on his tendonitis."
Dr. Ken
"Happy lunch hour, colleague and light of my life."
Dr. Ken
"Ditch that soggy sandwich."
Dr. Ken
"Kobe."
Dr. Ken
"'Cause you're about to feast on a taste of Bangkok."
Dr. Ken
"Which I know you love because you said it in the past,"
Dr. Ken
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