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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Josh Is the Man of My Dreams, Right? (S02E02)

"of the firm."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Glenn? - Gene."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's George."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's weird how good-looking he is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You are everything I moved across country to get away from."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're the one who put this place on our radar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's your fault that I'm here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yay for me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Gosh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Didn't you read the forecast?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The Santa Ana winds are coming."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The Devil Winds. Oh, I hate them."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"They ruin my eyelash extensions."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have eyelash-specific alopecia; you know that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Karen, we are talking about"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"something important over here, okay?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just focus..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"on my ring!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have a ring! A ring! See?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, see?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, see?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, see?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a priceless family heirloom."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, he did buy it for me; he bought it back"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"from the pawn shop that I sold it to,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"which is so sweet, 'cause he knew how much it meant to me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I mean, if it meant that much to you,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you probably wouldn't have pawned it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(muffled mumble) Shh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look how good my ring looks on someone's face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ La-la-la, lovey-dove ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's an ingenue ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ They say love makes you crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Therefore, you can't call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You're just calling her in love. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Blam!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you guys got engaged so fast."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But I think"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- if you know, why wait, right? - Exactly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Maybe because making a permanent commitment to someone"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is not to be taken lightly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, so this is our thing now; you just say insulting things"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"To be fair, Mrs. H, Josh and Rebecca"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"have known each other since they were 16,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and they've been through a lot this last year, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you, Matron of Honor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See, that's how you read a room."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Don't condescend to me, little girl."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(mocking gibberish)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, guys,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"but we haven't even set a date yet."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I have been engaged to someone for 12 years."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"he's doing a life sentence"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in San Quentin, so..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Are you guys trying to decide"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if a dead spider's a black widow again?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That was a productive Wednesday afternoon."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hello, "Nathan-ay-El.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"How are you? What's new with you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't care. I just got "en-gahged"!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that why you look halfway decent?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"'Cause usually you look like"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"what librarians look like in real life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you. I loved Miss Patty and her squishy tummy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, condolences on the engagement."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shackled to one person for eternity."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"The pursuit is the fun."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're hunters by nature."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When I'm chasing a client, I'm on them 24/7."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But once I sign them, it's like,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles) "Quit calling me all the time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nobody likes a needy whore.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Who wants to talk budgets?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ah. This must be such a romantic time"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for you and Josh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I bet you're just..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"doing it all the time now, like newly engaged bunnies."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. It's kind of hard to walk most days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(gasps) Oh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Feels like the carrot's still in the dip,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"if you know what I'm saying."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles): Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Ew. But yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it's like total goose bumps, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and it's totally goose bump city."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, my skin looks like a cold, raw chicken."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(moans) Oh, I remember that"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"with Scott... once upon a time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, what's going on with you guys?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, I mean, we're barely talking, and..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"we just exchange the children like political prisoners"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"at a militarized border, but..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I find myself,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"sometimes, looking at old photos of us"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and... getting teary missing him,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Have you thought about calling him and telling him that?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He cheated on me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He cheat... and I, you know, I have my pride."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't want people thinking I'm a doormat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"No one would think that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"it'll work out great, because you're smart and amazing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thanks, babe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Geez! I for one"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"definitely don't think you're a doormat."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Darryl, have you been eavesdropping again?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Because we talked about that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I wasn't eavesdropping."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was actually listening actively from afar."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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