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Clips from The Mick - The Intruder (S01E01)

"Sound good?"
The Mick
"I think that sounds good."
The Mick
"Where's the butter?"
The Mick
"I'm the victim."
The Mick
"You also have several outstanding warrants."
The Mick
"Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Massachusetts."
The Mick
"with a response."
The Mick
"The judge is a straight-up racist."
The Mick
"Says here you urinated in public and failed to appear in court."
The Mick
"What am I looking at here?"
The Mick
"I'd say at least 30 days."
The Mick
"Did you say "13" or "30"?"
The Mick
"Oh, come on."
The Mick
"I'll do community service."
The Mick
"You want me to do the jobs no one else wants?"
The Mick
"I'll run the furnace at the dog shelter."
The Mick
"Okay."
The Mick
"How 'bout, uh, I catch you a marlin"
The Mick
"Look, moron, I don't know what the hell that means."
The Mick
"I can get you Chris and Pamela Pemberton."
The Mick
"Don't know who that is."
The Mick
"They're known fugitives, okay?"
The Mick
"Call somebody with some proper clearances. They'll know."
The Mick
"Oh."
The Mick
"Well, unfortunately, our room looks like you hosted"
The Mick
"- a bum fight in it. - Yeah."
The Mick
"You can thank your psychotic kids for that."
The Mick
"so... pretty tired."
The Mick
"Actually, it's my room."
The Mick
"Is this about the kids sticking up for me?"
The Mick
"Because I'm sure they didn't"
The Mick
"- mean anything... - No. No, no."
The Mick
"It has nothing to do with that."
The Mick
"Okay? Now please leave."
The Mick
"Hey. How come you guys are up?"
The Mick
"That meant a lot."
The Mick
"That had nothing to do with you."
The Mick
"I was just trying to hurt them."
The Mick
"Yeah."
The Mick
"Yeah, obviously."
The Mick
"It's kind of crazy,"
The Mick
"what's going on with your parents, huh?"
The Mick
"I just want you to know I'm here."
The Mick
"No, I'm good. Thanks."
The Mick
"are back, things can finally go back to the way they were."
The Mick
"You know, before you showed up."
The Mick
"Yeah. I get it."
The Mick
"Okay."
The Mick
"I'll just go."
The Mick
"I'm just gonna..."
The Mick
"just gonna go."
The Mick
"Just go to sleep and I'll answer in the morning, okay?"
The Mick
"Oh. Hey."
The Mick
"I just came to tuck Ben in."
The Mick
"Yeah, of course. You should know though that there's,"
The Mick
"like, a whole routine now."
The Mick
"Starts by killing all the monsters in the closet."
The Mick
"but it-it doesn't hurt to check."
The Mick
"Am I right, Ben?"
The Mick
"Oh, Ben!"
The Mick
"A huge monster! What do I do?!"
The Mick
"- Get out of Ben's... Oh! Oh, no. - Kill him! Slit his throat!"
The Mick
"- Rip his eyes out! - I'm killing the monster!"
The Mick
"Get him! Hit him in the face!"
The Mick
"My maid."
The Mick
"what these kids have put me through?"
The Mick
"Plus, you haven't paid me yet, by the way."
The Mick
"Oh. Okay."
The Mick
"Is that what this is about? Fine."
The Mick
"All right, um, how much do you want for being their aunt?"
The Mick
"Do you mean, how much do you owe me for everything I've done?"
The Mick
"'Cause I don't think I could put a price tag on all of it."
The Mick
"F-Fine. Fine. That's fair."
The Mick
"Sounds super fair. Yeah."
The Mick
"You got everything you wanted."
The Mick
"You happy?"
The Mick
"I hear you have information on the Pembertons."
The Mick
"Okay, hold your horses, Serpico."
The Mick
"For starters, I don't want to do any time."
The Mick
"the first pitch at Fenway next season."
The Mick
"I want a wife that doesn't laugh when I cry."
The Mick
"Think smaller."
The Mick
"The food here sucks."
The Mick
"Get this idiot a hamburger, okay?"
The Mick
"One from Randy's over on North Street."
The Mick
"- And a piece of pie. - They don't have pie."
The Mick
"Well, looks like you're gonna be making two stops then."
The Mick
"Get the pie."
The Mick
"Okay, what is the plan?"
The Mick
"What plan?"
The Mick
"Eh? Are we gonna drug 'em? Throw 'em on a train?"
The Mick
"Oh. Chloroform."
The Mick
"I, uh, found a recipe online."
The Mick
"No. Nobody's drugging anybody. I'm leaving."
The Mick
"Well, where are you going?"
The Mick
"I don't know, man. That's the great thing about freedom."
The Mick
"You just kind of roam around, do whatever you want."
The Mick
"All right, run away, little muskrat."
The Mick
"I'm not doing anything."
The Mick
"What? I'm not even moving."
The Mick
"- Just take it! - Come on! Let go!"
The Mick
"Oh! Come on!"
The Mick
"You know how long it took me to make that?"
The Mick
"I'm not a quitter."
The Mick
"All right, enough."
The Mick
"We got you the food and the beer,"
The Mick
"the Wu-Tang headband."
The Mick
"Guys, I want to tell you, I really do,"
The Mick
"No."
The Mick
"Last one."
The Mick
"Oh, like Ariana Grande."
The Mick
"All right. What is it?"
The Mick
"Oh, you lay a hand on me"
The Mick
"and I will sue the whole department."
The Mick
"- Nothing. What are you.... - Mackenzie."
The Mick
"- What? - Oh, we're just, uh,"
The Mick
"Oh, my God, you guys are bailing again."
The Mick
"I thought you were innocent."
The Mick
"Ugh, don't be an idiot."
The Mick
"Innocent people don't sneak in and out of their own houses."
The Mick
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