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Clips from Caddyshack

Movies 1980 98 min ★ 7.2/10 (134,900 ratings) 1,127 clips
Comedy Sport

Credits

Come on, girls! Enough with the hair!
"Come on, girls! Enough with the hair!"
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I talked to Pete Scalary last night.
"I talked to Pete Scalary last night."
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You think you're cool, Danny.
"You think you're cool, Danny."
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Who are you? What's your name?
"Who are you? What's your name?"
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Twice. I caddied for Ty Webb in the morning...
"Twice. I caddied for Ty Webb in the morning..."
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It's about 30 bucks plus tips.
"It's about 30 bucks plus tips."
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What are you, a diabetic?
"What are you, a diabetic?"
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Well, he isn't going to be a caddy all his life, is he?
"Well, he isn't going to be a caddy all his life, is he?"
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Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy.
"Sure thing. Shoot, Timmy."
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When you were my age, did you ever have trouble...
"When you were my age, did you ever have trouble..."
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Forget it. I didn't think you'd understand.
"Forget it. I didn't think you'd understand."
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Good. So what's the problem?
"Good. So what's the problem?"
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What are you supposed to be?
"What are you supposed to be?"
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An underachiever.
"An underachiever."
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Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia.
"Oh, Danny, this isn't Russia."
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In Nebraska? Besides, it costs like $8,000 a year.
"In Nebraska? Besides, it costs like $8,000 a year."
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What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumber yards.
"What's wrong with lumber? I own two lumber yards."
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I notice you don't spend too much time there.
"I notice you don't spend too much time there."
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Stop thinking. Let things happen...
"Stop thinking. Let things happen..."
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Find your center.
"Find your center."
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Do you know what I just saw?
"Do you know what I just saw?"
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You get rid of those gophers...
"You get rid of those gophers..."
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That was right where you wanted it.
"That was right where you wanted it."
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Damn your eyes, man!
"Damn your eyes, man!"
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Well, you can forget about the 13th and the practice green.
"Well, you can forget about the 13th and the practice green."
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Gophers! Gophers! The little brown furry rodents!
"Gophers! Gophers! The little brown furry rodents!"
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We can do that.
"We can do that."
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I'll call you back.
"I'll call you back."
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Caddyshack!
"Caddyshack!"
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All right. I'll be right up.
"All right. I'll be right up."
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Take over for me.
"Take over for me."
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A looper?
"A looper?"
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...a jock.
"...a jock."
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The flowing robes, the grace, bald, striking.
"The flowing robes, the grace, bald, striking."
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...you will receive total consciousness.
"...you will receive total consciousness."
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...just straight up. That's fine. Great.
"...just straight up. That's fine. Great."
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That's a peach, hon!
"That's a peach, hon!"
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You've had it, Noonan! Come on, open this door!
"You've had it, Noonan! Come on, open this door!"
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Whip his ass, Tony!
"Whip his ass, Tony!"
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You owe me one gumball machine! What's that candy wrapper doing there?
"You owe me one gumball machine! What's that candy wrapper doing there?"
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Well, pick it up!
"Well, pick it up!"
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So, if you guys want to get fired...
"So, if you guys want to get fired..."
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...if you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.
"...if you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up."
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Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer school from a severe anxiety attack.
"Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer school from a severe anxiety attack."
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...and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails.
"...and anyone who's interested should go see Judge Smails."
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And kiss his ass!
"And kiss his ass!"
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No, I'm not, Grandpa! I'm playing tennis!
"No, I'm not, Grandpa! I'm playing tennis!"
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You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself.
"You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself."
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I mean, he's been Club champion for three years running,
"I mean, he's been Club champion for three years running,"
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Hey, kid, I'm Al Czervik.
"Hey, kid, I'm Al Czervik."
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This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!
"This is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!"
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I'll take Smails if nobody wants him.
"I'll take Smails if nobody wants him."
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Brown nose!
"Brown nose!"
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Double turds!
"Double turds!"
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Hey, where do we tee off?
"Hey, where do we tee off?"
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Let's go while we're young!
"Let's go while we're young!"
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Do you mind, sir? I'm trying to tee off.
"Do you mind, sir? I'm trying to tee off."
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I bet you slice it into the woods. A hundred bucks!
"I bet you slice it into the woods. A hundred bucks!"
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Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice!
"Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice!"
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I owe you nothing!
"I owe you nothing!"
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I know, but just guess. Eighty? Seventy-five?
"I know, but just guess. Eighty? Seventy-five?"
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Yes, Yes. Winter rules.
"Yes, Yes. Winter rules."
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Now, what the devil!
"Now, what the devil!"
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...to put me through college.
"...to put me through college."
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Well, the world needs ditchdiggers, too.
"Well, the world needs ditchdiggers, too."
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Nice try.
"Nice try."
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I think it's about time somebody teaches these varmints...
"I think it's about time somebody teaches these varmints..."
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...and about what it's like to be a decent upstanding member of a society!
"...and about what it's like to be a decent upstanding member of a society!"
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Come to Carl, varmint.
"Come to Carl, varmint."
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...gallons of water down there...
"...gallons of water down there..."
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Say, you guys are brothers, huh?
"Say, you guys are brothers, huh?"
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Albert Einstein gave me this.
"Albert Einstein gave me this."
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Nice man.
"Nice man."
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Why don't you drop by some time?
"Why don't you drop by some time?"
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Oh, are you Roman Catholic?
"Oh, are you Roman Catholic?"
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Go for it.
"Go for it."
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...are the biggest wasters of prime real estate!
"...are the biggest wasters of prime real estate!"
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Dead people? They don't want to be buried nowadays. Ecology, right?
"Dead people? They don't want to be buried nowadays. Ecology, right?"
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No, a cheeseburger.
"No, a cheeseburger."
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Stop it. The judge will see you.
"Stop it. The judge will see you."
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I don't think I can handle that.
"I don't think I can handle that."
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Of all the nerve!
"Of all the nerve!"
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It slipped!
"It slipped!"
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It's a good idea. Next time be more careful!
"It's a good idea. Next time be more careful!"
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I'll see you at the table. I'll sign your card.
"I'll see you at the table. I'll sign your card."
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Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!
"Ever! They're like the Viet Cong. Varmint Cong!"
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So what you have to do, you have to fall back...
"So what you have to do, you have to fall back..."
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...on superior firepower...
"...on superior firepower..."
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Are you going to eat your fat?
"Are you going to eat your fat?"
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I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.
"I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it."
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Ain't that right, sir?
"Ain't that right, sir?"
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Oh, the graveyard is two blocks to the left, okay?
"Oh, the graveyard is two blocks to the left, okay?"
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Hey, doll, how are you, huh? You live alone?
"Hey, doll, how are you, huh? You live alone?"
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Yeah, he's a good boy.
"Yeah, he's a good boy."
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I know why you came here tonight.
"I know why you came here tonight."
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Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told!
"Biggest whore on Fifth Avenue, I'm told!"
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Nothing to be alarmed about.
"Nothing to be alarmed about."
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Oh, I, uh... play a lot of golf.
"Oh, I, uh... play a lot of golf."
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I'll bet you've got a lot of interesting stories...
"I'll bet you've got a lot of interesting stories..."
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Hey, you two should get a room, you know?
"Hey, you two should get a room, you know?"
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Hey, Ringo, play something hot, will you?
"Hey, Ringo, play something hot, will you?"
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You savage.
"You savage."
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I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro.
"I once knew a guy who could have been a great golfer. Could have gone pro."
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All he needed was a little time and some practice.
"All he needed was a little time and some practice."
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...a flute with no holes is not a flute...
"...a flute with no holes is not a flute..."
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...between two points is a straight line...
"...between two points is a straight line..."
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Unbelievable!
"Unbelievable!"
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No, no! Nice shot! Right on the beach.
"No, no! Nice shot! Right on the beach."
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I'm having a little party at the Yacht Club this Sunday.
"I'm having a little party at the Yacht Club this Sunday."
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- What are you doing this Sunday? - I...
"- What are you doing this Sunday? - I..."
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And... when you're finished...
"And... when you're finished..."
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Why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?
"Why don't you come on in and help me sort my holy cards first?"
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Hey, Bigfoot, don't trip in the water!
"Hey, Bigfoot, don't trip in the water!"
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All right. Stand up!
"All right. Stand up!"
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Give me some.
"Give me some."
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Hey, thanks a lot!
"Hey, thanks a lot!"
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Don't touch it!
"Don't touch it!"
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Uh... no... Homo.
"Uh... no... Homo."
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Here's an uncashed check for $70,000.
"Here's an uncashed check for $70,000."
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Pathetic? Maybe for you, Lacey.
"Pathetic? Maybe for you, Lacey."
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