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Clips from Super Troopers (2001)

"Well, I'll be damaged if Mr. Rich didn't pull out his cigarette lighter..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"So you're saying you'll set my Country Music Award on fire?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Or you'll light my ass on fire?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"You wanna go? You smell pretty - You wanna take one?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Hey! I hate to break up the honky convention, but we got a 10-92."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I bet you do-"
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"- Thank you, sir. - You-"
Super Troopers (2001)
"How'd the locals beat us here? We're, like, ten miles out."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Look at this chump. - Oh, Mr. Tough Guy here."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Take a walk, buddy, take a walk."
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"Holy shit! It's a cool Winnebago."
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"My Uncle Denny used to have one just like this."
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"Oh, yes."
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"- This investigation is already under control. - Well, now it is."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Quit slappin' me. - Would you stop touching my rookie, Grady?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"This is the Spurbury Police. Put your hands up and come outta there!"
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"Get the fuck out of here!"
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"What's the point? Didn't you guys get shut down already?"
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"Your bust. You know there's a dead chick in there?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"- My arm! - Mac!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Get off of me! Get off!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"I'll give you the fat guy for Foster and, uh..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"how about that stupid guy for Rabbit?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Well, you're gonna have to be more specific."
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"Get these damn handcuffs off now, Ramathorn!"
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"You want to tell me what bug crawled up your big ass, Grady?"
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"Yeah, I will tell you."
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"This is our crime scene. We are talkin' it."
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"- It's highway. It's our jurisdiction. - No. No."
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"Aw, fuck it. You deal with the hog."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I told you to be good. I told you this was a bad time."
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"But you go ahead and get into a battle royale with the locals at a crime scene."
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"- But they started that fight. - Of course they started the fight."
Super Troopers (2001)
"They want us to blow it."
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"I mean, a murder on the highway..."
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"and you give them the investigation."
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"All right, come on out, Rabbit."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I guess I just go take a shower then, huh?"
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"Strike three! You're out of there!"
Super Troopers (2001)
"All right, good cut, Ritchie. Good cut. Come on."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Next batter! Batter up! Next batter! Let's go."
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"But, Thorn, if they do shut you down..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"maybe you could stick around here?"
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"You can always come work in my shop."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Yeah, retired cop goes to work for his hippie girlfriend in her head shop. Too sitcom."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Okay. You better pay attention, Coach. Our son's up."
Super Troopers (2001)
"All right, Arlo. Watch the ball. Get a hit."
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"You got it."
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"- Let's do it. - All right, Arlo."
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"- Hey, you gotta keep on your toes. - Do something' about that, ref."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Sorry-ass local cops."
Super Troopers (2001)
"The next thing you know, they're trying to take you out."
Super Troopers (2001)
"we'll all just stay here, open up a roller disco."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Uh, anybody want a corn dog?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"See if they got any chocolate bananas. Foster?"
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"Hey, congratulations. You're the one millionth person to say that to me."
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"- Oh. What do I win? - Um..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"So, listen, I, um, had a really good time at that Winnebago fight."
Super Troopers (2001)
"You can slug me back if you want to."
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"Hold my snow cone."
Super Troopers (2001)
"How about a little pep?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Assholes."
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"So, about my field time."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Pink stick, eat it or lose it. - Hey, shut your pie hole, buddy."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I'm goin' nuts being on the radio all the time."
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"Yeah? Why don't you take your radio and go stand in a field."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Move that gigantic cotton candy!"
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"Goddamn it! How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?"
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"Hi. I'm looking for Chief Grady. I have some files for him."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Grady's not here. I'll take the file."
Super Troopers (2001)
"It's kind of important. How about Officer Rando?"
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"Nope."
Super Troopers (2001)
"What do you need? I'm the only one here?"
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"Just give me the file."
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"What's this?"
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"You know, you've got a lot of courage, walking' into the lion's den."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Ours are nine by nine. No big deal."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Listen, you seem like a really nice guy, but I just don't date cops."
Super Troopers (2001)
"I'm not much of a cop, really. More like a civilian trapped in a cop's body."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Oh. Well, I hear you can get an operation for that."
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"Yeah, those stories about us are mostly lies, really."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Except for the one about how we pulled over AC/DC's bus..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"and then they flew us down to Jamaica to party with them; that one's true."
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"- But, yeah, other than that, it's pretty boring out there."
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"Yeah, well, I wouldn't know."
Super Troopers (2001)
"All right, it's probably time for you to get out of here."
Super Troopers (2001)
"A couple of hyenas."
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"Well, you know, they are speeding."
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"- Come in, Radio. - Don't call me Radio, Unit 91."
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"Then don't call me Unit 91, Radio."
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"- Are you done? - Yeah, okay, Radio."
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"Tijuana-Gringo-Oner-Fiver-Zero."
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"Unit 91, that license plate belongs to a local Spurbury police vehicle."
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"It does? Oh, my God!"
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"- Very funny, 91. - Thank you, Radio."
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"Whoa! Looks like that truck's planning on skipping the weigh-in."
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"Whoa! What's this jack-off doin', trying to pull him over?"
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"There's no fuckin' way that is happenin'."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Yeah. That's right, doofus. Move it along."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Good morning."
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"- Sure. I was just- - Good morning."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Would you mind stepping down from there with your license and registration?"
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"because I know I wasn't speeding."
Super Troopers (2001)
"- Why didn't you weigh in? - Yeah, why didn't you weigh in?"
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"Did I miss that weigh station?"
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"They got me runnin' so many miles..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Well, uh, mostly just soap, I think."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Why don't we take a look?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"Let's go, Mr. Galilkanolkus."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Well, you heard him. Let's go, Mr..."
Super Troopers (2001)
"Hop on up."
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"Okay-silly-dilly-dokey-o. I'm an idiot."
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"Yeah, that's true."
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"Sorry about the light there."
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"I have a flashlight in the cab."
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"Mr. Galikanokus!"
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"- We should have seen that comin'. - We should have seen that comin'."
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"- It is time to stop now, Mac. - It is..."
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"time to stop now, Mac?"
Super Troopers (2001)
"And that was the second time I got crabs."
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