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Clips from Super Troopers

Movies 2001 100 min ★ 7.0/10 (121,177 ratings) 1,450 clips
Mystery Crime Comedy

Credits

Nobody owns the water. God owns-It's God's water.
"Nobody owns the water. God owns-It's God's water."
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What if there's a naked girl on the beach?
"What if there's a naked girl on the beach?"
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Sue me! Sue me!
"Sue me! Sue me!"
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- Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag?
"- Dude, can you eat it? - The whole bag?"
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Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it?
"Hey, Mike, um, while you're at it?"
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- No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay!
"- No! Throw it out the window! - Okay! Okay! Okay!"
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All right, we're cool. We're cool.
"All right, we're cool. We're cool."
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- We was freaking' out for nothing. - Man, I almost had a heart attack.
"- We was freaking' out for nothing. - Man, I almost had a heart attack."
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License and registration, please.
"License and registration, please."
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The regis-
"The regis-"
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- How fast you were goin'? - Uh, 65?
"- How fast you were goin'? - Uh, 65?"
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- What'd you say, man? - Well, I said, "Yeah, sure"...
"- What'd you say, man? - Well, I said, "Yeah, sure"..."
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Now hand over that registration.
"Now hand over that registration."
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- Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man.
"- Oh, my God. - I don't get it, man."
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Am I fucked up or is this fucked up, man?
"Am I fucked up or is this fucked up, man?"
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Oh, my God!
"Oh, my God!"
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He can't pull over any farther!
"He can't pull over any farther!"
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License and registration, please.
"License and registration, please."
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You know how fast you were goin'?
"You know how fast you were goin'?"
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You want to know why I pulled you over?
"You want to know why I pulled you over?"
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Littering and, uh-
"Littering and, uh-"
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Littering and smoking the reefer.
"Littering and smoking the reefer."
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Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here...
"Now to teach you boys a lesson, Officer Rabbit and I are gonna stand here..."
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- while you three smoke the whole bag. - Please, no.
"- while you three smoke the whole bag. - Please, no."
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What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes.
"What are you doing out there, 91? Quit counting your pubes."
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Rabbit, get that gun out!
"Rabbit, get that gun out!"
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Jesus!
"Jesus!"
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- Hello. - You boys like Mexico?
"- Hello. - You boys like Mexico?"
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- Every time. - Finish it up.
"- Every time. - Finish it up."
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See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong.
"See, there you have it. You're doing it all wrong."
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This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn?
"This guy's got these big old powerful lips. Am I correct, Thorn?"
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So much of my authority is derived from the power right here.
"So much of my authority is derived from the power right here."
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Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying?
"Another highway cop? What, are you guys multiplying?"
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That's it!
"That's it!"
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- Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it!
"- Cut it out, you turkeys! - He fuckin' started it!"
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A-number one top gun cadets
"A-number one top gun cadets"
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Farva.
"Farva."
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And you better believe that Grady and his goons...
"And you better believe that Grady and his goons..."
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Thorny, you're the ranking officer here.
"Thorny, you're the ranking officer here."
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Oh, yes.
"Oh, yes."
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- Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six...
"- Cat Game? What's, uh, what's the record? - Thorny did six..."
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Starting right meow?
"Starting right meow?"
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hand over your license and registration.
"hand over your license and registration."
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- Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh.
"- Your registration? Hurry up meow. - Oh."
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Sorry.
"Sorry."
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Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson?
"Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson?"
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- I-I-I thought- - Don't think, boy.
"- I-I-I thought- - Don't think, boy."
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Do I look like a cat to you, boy?
"Do I look like a cat to you, boy?"
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Yes, sir.
"Yes, sir."
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- Think that's funny, do you? - Yeah, I do.
"- Think that's funny, do you? - Yeah, I do."
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and light that award on fire in front of everyone.
"and light that award on fire in front of everyone."
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Do you get it?
"Do you get it?"
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I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass.
"I'm saying when my suspension's up, you better watch your ass."
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Make your first move.
"Make your first move."
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- You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah!
"- You wanna take this one, Rod? - Hell, yeah!"
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Nice wax job, Rook.
"Nice wax job, Rook."
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What the hell is this? We got local pigs runnin' around?
"What the hell is this? We got local pigs runnin' around?"
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You got it, boss.
"You got it, boss."
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- Hey, what the fuck? - Oh-oh!
"- Hey, what the fuck? - Oh-oh!"
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Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo.
"Rabbit. Hey, look at that. Johnny Chimpo."
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Hey, I'll touch you.
"Hey, I'll touch you."
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Mac, I'm serious. Be careful, Mac. He's angry.
"Mac, I'm serious. Be careful, Mac. He's angry."
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Move it, Ramashit!
"Move it, Ramashit!"
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- Back it up Grady! - Fight, fight, fight!
"- Back it up Grady! - Fight, fight, fight!"
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Hey, Chief.
"Hey, Chief."
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Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies.
"Christ! We look like a bunch of pussies."
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I don't know, get a different job?
"I don't know, get a different job?"
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Whoa!
"Whoa!"
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You think you have a nice relationship with someone...
"You think you have a nice relationship with someone..."
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based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom.
"based on professional courtesy and mutual boredom."
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I don't wanna get transferred.
"I don't wanna get transferred."
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And have to be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. - Don't worry about it.
"And have to be a rookie again with a bunch of random dudes. - Don't worry about it."
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If it happens, we'll, uh,
"If it happens, we'll, uh,"
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Hey, Charlie's Angel.
"Hey, Charlie's Angel."
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Hope I don't get brain freeze.
"Hope I don't get brain freeze."
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I'm not sure you've got the required equipment.
"I'm not sure you've got the required equipment."
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Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime.
"Maybe, uh, I don't know, we could do it again sometime."
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- Really? Okay. - Yeah.
"- Really? Okay. - Yeah."
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- Okay. - Heads up!
"- Okay. - Heads up!"
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What? Wh-Why?
"What? Wh-Why?"
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You want to move that, buddy. Now!
"You want to move that, buddy. Now!"
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I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you.
"I think I might be able to talk to Grady for you."
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I'd like to get some field work.
"I'd like to get some field work."
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So you originally from Vermont or, uh, or what?
"So you originally from Vermont or, uh, or what?"
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What are your cells, eight by eight?
"What are your cells, eight by eight?"
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But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do.
"But then, I guess you'd miss out on all those wacky things you highway guys do."
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- I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired.
"- I don't want to get fired too. - Oh, I'm not getting fired."
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- In our cells, the door is over here. - Right.
"- In our cells, the door is over here. - Right."
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We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates.
"We got a suspicious vehicle. White Caprice, Vermont plates."
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Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle.
"Yeah, well, you don't weigh in, you don't wrestle."
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No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said.
"No. I've been thinking a lot about what the captain said."
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- I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay.
"- I'd like to play it straight this time, okay? - Okay."
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- For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan.
"- For O'Hagan. - For O'Hagan."
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Excuse me one second. No.
"Excuse me one second. No."
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Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers...
"Did, uh, I do something wrong, officers..."
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I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay?
"I'll pull into the next one and get weighed, okay?"
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What are you pulling back there?
"What are you pulling back there?"
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- Awesome. - Afternoon.
"- Awesome. - Afternoon."
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- Hey. - Hey.
"- Hey. - Hey."
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It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head.
"It's easy for you to say. He's got a tiny little head."
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Yeah. What's this guy movin'?
"Yeah. What's this guy movin'?"
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Whoo-hoo! That's one stinky pyramid.
"Whoo-hoo! That's one stinky pyramid."
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All right, what do we know about this Galilkanolkus guy?
"All right, what do we know about this Galilkanolkus guy?"
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So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'.
"So, we got 150 kilos of marijuana and no arrests. We got nothin'."
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See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
"See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name."
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See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
"See! Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?"
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Shut up, Farva.
"Shut up, Farva."
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It's this monkey that basically travels around the world...
"It's this monkey that basically travels around the world..."
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- Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know?
"- Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny? - How the hell should I know?"
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- Pull down your pants. - Shut up, Farva, you idiot. Come on, do it.
"- Pull down your pants. - Shut up, Farva, you idiot. Come on, do it."
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- Could I get in on that? - Sure. Why not?
"- Could I get in on that? - Sure. Why not?"
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We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next.
"We got a murder one day, a drug bust the next."
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I'm thinkin' we need as much police as we can get.
"I'm thinkin' we need as much police as we can get."
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Tell that to the budget committee.
"Tell that to the budget committee."
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I am so used to driving on the Autobahn.
"I am so used to driving on the Autobahn."
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Yummy, yummy.
"Yummy, yummy."
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- Do you know why I pulled you over? - We were driving way too fast.
"- Do you know why I pulled you over? - We were driving way too fast."
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Rabbit?
"Rabbit?"
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What? Stolen?
"What? Stolen?"
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Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this.
"Hold on! Come on, Thorn, I need this."
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