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Clips from Childrens Hospital (2008) - Episode 3 (S01E01)

"- Hey, Robin. - Hey."
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"Never really understood any of that stuff away."
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"Come back to the police force. I need my partner back."
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"Owen: I wish I could, but I can't."
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"Not after the tragic events of September 11, 2001."
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"And there you go. Looks pretty easy, huh?"
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"Looks like we lost another one, huh?"
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"I guess it takes more than the healing power of laughter to perform a successful operation."
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"What happened to you, Dr. Downs?"
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"- So, what does that make today? - 9/11 Eve?"
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"Attention, staff."
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"He believes in the healing power of laughter."
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"Well, I'm not laughing."
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"Am I a white knight? Or a black checker?"
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"All I know is if you have to ask..."
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"- Trick or treat. - you're on the wrong side."
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"I play Dr. Blake Downs on Childrens Hospital."
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"- by our very own Cutter Spindel. - Guilty."
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"Um, I did direct, uh, Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants."
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"Please enjoy this very special episode of "Childrens Hôpital. ""
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"I wonder when that visiting doctor is gonna get here."
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"- I don't see him anywhere. - Excuse me. Is this the fifth floor?"
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"I'm Chief, the chief here."
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"Uh, we do things a little bit differently here at Childrens,"
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"new advances in Puerto Rican medicine."
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"It's like a graceful ballet..."
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"Looks like it's time to turn off the MRI machine."
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"Time of dry humping in the supply closet, 6:01."
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"Sorry. Was that your fist? What was that?"
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""But you get all the doctors here in one room,"
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"- Rob, what's going on? - I had that dream again."
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"- Ohh. - It all took place inside"
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"this whole world of Childrens Hospital takes place"
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"- in the story. - Right, right, right."
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"Huh. Well, thanks, everyone,"
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"Dr. Blake Downs was based."
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"- You're saying Cutter Spindel was based on me? - No, no, no, Cutter Spindel"
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"How's the house hunting going?"
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"Well, the prices are right, finally,"
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"but we're gonna have trouble selling our current house in this market."
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"Mm-hmm. Yeah. And loans aren't so easy to get anymore either."
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"I just wish someone would admit that we're going through a recession."
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"Robin: Tell me about it."
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"Who does?"
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"Ahh."
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"Well, try it with a few cocktails in ya."
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"Calling it."
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"Time of death... 1:59 P. M."
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"Yeah, sometimes it takes actual medical procedure."
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"Hey! What are you, a savage?!"
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"Shut the door!"
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"I want you to take a look at the girl in 319,"
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"and I don't want to tell you why because you always laugh"
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"She's covered in bruises."
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"Yeah, just say it. I promise I won't laugh."
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"Okay. I suspect child abuse."
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"Blake."
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"- Okay. - 319, now get over there right a..."
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"- You know what tomorrow is? - The anniversary of 9/11, right?"
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"Bingo. Doing anything special?"
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"Probably just get a piñata, throw some ribs on the grill."
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"- Sure, sure. - How about yourself?"
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"The usual. Make my tobacco bread."
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"- Rob Schneider film fest. - Rob Schneider. Send me an evite, will you?"
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"- You got it. - Hey. You gonna rewrite this again, okay?"
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"The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."
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"There is no stopping in the red zone."
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"- What the balls is this? - That's Nate Schachter,"
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"Yeah? What's with the schtick-a-la?"
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"Glenn: You have a dick on your face."
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"To catch a terrorist,"
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"you need to think like one, act like one."
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"Terrorize someone."
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"- Perhaps... I'm like Jenga. - Tell me your future thoughts!"
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"- I quit! - I don't negotiate with terrorists..."
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"because I am one."
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"National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle."
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"Tonight, a very special episode of Childrens Hospital."
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"Hi. I am, of course, Cutter Spindel."
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"My name is David Wain. I am one of the producers of Childrens Hospital."
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"- I don't know the word... different. - Different, yes."
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"- Yeah. - That's a great way to describe it."
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"I like that a lot... "Different," you know?"
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"I like that a real lot, because it really does describe the episode."
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"- "Different"... I like that. - Well, I mean..."
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"the reason why is this episode is told entirely from the point of view"
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"of a visiting colleague from Puerto Rico,"
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"- Who just happen... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"- We want to let the audience use their brain. - I like that."
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"Yes, because that's what television's all about... using your brain."
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"And what's very exciting is this episode is written and directed"
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"- In his directorial debut. - Uh, not exactly."
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"That one I did not see and I do not care for."
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"Directed by Cutter Spindel."
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"The numbers in the elevator are too high up for me to see."
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"- Oh, my God! You're a midget! - And you're Puerto Rican."
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"- What? - And you got a little piece of food right here."
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"That's just some hot sauce left over from my burrito."
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"pick up and bring back home to Havana."
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"Bring our techniques back to Puerto Rico, not our white women."
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"Okay?"
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"I do hope that I can teach you some of our"
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"Oh, I'd always wanted to learn how to breed fighting chickens."
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""Dear Papi, you'd like it here at Childrens Hospital. ""
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"It's chaos, sure, but organized chaos."
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"or like that funeral we had for one of our dogs."
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"First off, there's the chief."
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"Oh. Uh-oh."
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"It smells like Thanksgiving in here... but bad."
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""You'd love the doctors here, Papi. They work hard. ""
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"Time of death, 5:59."
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"and you understand why they all work so well together."
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"only they don't have a jeep. ""
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"- Jefe, check this out. - No, but I got to..."
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"My mustache is now a mess. Where is the mirror?"
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"I must oil it again."
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"- a Puerto Rican midget's fart. - Well, it's just a dream."
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"- It doesn't make any sense! - Rob, go back to sleep."
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"Don't forget to set the snow globe."
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"- You're right, Megan Mullally. Good night. - Good night, Rob Corddry."
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