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Clips from Desperate Housewives (2004) - Romance (S02E02)

"No! I need her."
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"Here we go!"
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"You forgot her umbrella."
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"Well, Parker, we don't have time."
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"No!"
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"She needs it."
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"- Hi. - Hey, what are you still doing here?"
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"I'm looking for Parker's umbrella. Have you seen it?"
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"No. Nope, sorry."
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"I couldn't find Mrs Mulberry's umbrella,"
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"- It's in the shower. - What?"
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"Mrs Mulberry says she left it in the shower."
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"Well, why didn't Mrs Mulberry volunteer that information"
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"- Are you going to get it? - I'm not gonna get the umbrella!"
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"I'm so sorry, sweetie. I am not mad at you."
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"Andrew! You are not leaving the house dressed like that."
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"I'm just going to meet some of the guys at the swim club."
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"The least you can you do is not humiliate us."
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"A ripped T-shirt is just a look."
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"Yes. A bad one."
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"I hope you haven't made plans for tomorrow night."
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"If you think I'm having dinner with the pharmacist, you're crazy."
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"[sighs] Honey, the feelings that you're having are perfectly normal."
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"But George isn't trying to take your father's place. He's..."
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"Well, he's just a friend."
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"- Really? Just a friend? - Mm-hmm."
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"I'll be serving dinner tomorrow at seven. Don't be late."
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"I'm sorry, but I already have plans."
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"Andrew, don't you have a meet at the swim club?"
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"Doesn't it require a large entrance fee?"
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"One that you can't afford by yourself?"
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"Oh, sorry. I'm helping Mike find Zach."
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"You know, so we can all rest easy at night."
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"Uh-huh. And put him in jail?"
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"I don't think Mike would do that to his own son."
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"- You know? - That Mike is Zach's real father?"
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"Julie told Karl. Karl told me. And I..."
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"Well, thanks for your discretion."
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"Boy, you would do anything to get Mike Delfino to love you."
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"What's gonna happen to Little Creepy when he gets here?"
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"Are you gonna tuck him in at night?"
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"Make him breakfast in the morning?"
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"Careful to bob and weave as he tries to blow your head off?"
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"The truth is, we're probably never gonna find Zach."
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"You'll still come off as Little Miss Perfect Self-Sacrificing Girlfriend,"
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"putting his needs ahead of yours."
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"I don't know why we're not closer."
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"His arguments were persuasive..."
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"Take it off. Take it off!"
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"... and he tended to win on appeal."
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"Come on. Please."
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"he knew it was to his advantage to raise the first objection."
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"- Yes? - [over intercom] Sorry to interrupt."
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"Dinner cancelled. Want me to pull your reservation?"
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"No, I still have to eat. I'm sorry. Where were we?"
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"You were about to turn me down and reconsidered"
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"once you realised I was gonna throw a ton of money at you. Which I am."
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"Ah!"
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"If I don't feel passionately about a client,"
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"Is this about the gay-bashing thing? He's innocent."
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"He went berserk, attacked a man in court."
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"That was a jealousy thing."
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"The man my husband was trying to kill in court is not the least bit gay."
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"Trust me."
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"Your file also says you're seeking conjugal visits."
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"Trying to keep the old marriage alive, huh?"
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"Only if it ends with me getting what I want."
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"- Your marriage is doomed. - Excuse me?"
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"I've been doing this for a long time."
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"it tends to go downhill rather quickly..."
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"...conjugal visits notwithstanding. - But I..."
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"You're young."
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"Hey, you made a mistake. You'll learn from it."
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"Maybe next time you'll marry smarter."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have dinner reservations."
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"Reservation. You're eating alone, remember?"
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"And I have a feeling it's not the first time."
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"[Lynette] Sorry I couldn't get here sooner."
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"I forgot my husband had to take our youngest to the paediatrician..."
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"That's all right, Mrs Scavo."
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"So, what did Parker do?"
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"- Uh, Mrs Mulberry? - Yes. We've met. [laughs]"
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"Well, um, yesterday, Parker demanded"
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"Which was fine, but today it was a desk."
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"Oh."
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"- That must have been ugly. - It was."
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"Patty was... rammed... with this."
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"No. No. Why?"
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"lmaginary friends are often created as a coping mechanism to..."
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"- To deal with loss. - Uh-huh."
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"Or it might occur as the result of some major change"
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"or extensive alteration in their lives."
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"Exactly. A manifestation of some deep-seated unhappiness."
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"Thank you."
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"what a great place to get a picture of the sunset."
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"Next thing I know, the police arrive."
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"People had called 911 from their cell phones."
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"Thought I was suicidal! [laughing]"
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"I can't believe how well those two are getting along."
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"Yeah. It's freaky."
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"He's even laughing at George's jokes."
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"That's why it's freaky. George's jokes aren't funny."
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"- Uh, it's kind of personal. - Sure."
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"Have you ever actually been with a woman?"
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"[chuckles] Excuse me?"
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"It's obvious by the way that you talk and act that you're not a player."
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"So I was curious to find out if you'd ever gotten in the game."
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"Oh, I think it is. I mean, you're dating my mom."
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"And we both know that, at your age,"
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"dating's a little more than holding hands."
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"This is inappropriate."
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"Please shut up."
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"You should have heard my mom too. She had this... this weird moan."
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"Isn't that bizarre? That's the sound my mom makes when she climaxes."
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"OK, time for cobbler. Sorry, one of the dessert plates doesn't match."
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"I tried to replace it, but it's Spode Florence."
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"It's a rare pattern. Belonged to my grandmother."
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"Hopefully once you taste the dessert you'll forget about it."
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"- I'm not hungry. - [Bree] You have to have this."
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"It's absolutely scrumptious."
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