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Clips from BrainDead - Playing Politics: Living Life in the Shadow of the Budget Showdown (S01E01)

TV Series 1992 –2016 Season 1, Episode 2 44 min ★ 8.0/10 (12,973 ratings) 914 clips
Drama Horror Comedy
♪ They shipped it off ♪
"♪ They shipped it off ♪"
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♪ So they could study it in Washington ♪
"♪ So they could study it in Washington ♪"
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♪ Now they're loose and eating peoples' brains ♪
"♪ Now they're loose and eating peoples' brains ♪"
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♪ To make her documentaries ♪
"♪ To make her documentaries ♪"
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♪ She listens to constituents complain ♪
"♪ She listens to constituents complain ♪"
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♪ A Southerner, Republican ♪
"♪ A Southerner, Republican ♪"
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♪ And start controlling him ♪
"♪ And start controlling him ♪"
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♪ And flips him to Republican ♪
"♪ And flips him to Republican ♪"
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♪ And now everybody's mad again ♪
"♪ And now everybody's mad again ♪"
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♪ Probably has a space bug problem, too ♪
"♪ Probably has a space bug problem, too ♪"
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I can tell you, they are very ashamed.
"I can tell you, they are very ashamed."
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Many of the women have come forward saying,
"Many of the women have come forward saying,"
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But let's not forget
"But let's not forget"
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during that previous government shutdown,
"during that previous government shutdown,"
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It's now 9:10 a.m. and time to get an update
"It's now 9:10 a.m. and time to get an update"
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Highs today are expected to hit 72 degrees.
"Highs today are expected to hit 72 degrees."
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Yes?
"Yes?"
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trashing the U.S. Constitution?
"trashing the U.S. Constitution?"
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- to back-alley abortions? - Uh, uh, I don't know.
"- to back-alley abortions? - Uh, uh, I don't know."
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of Denmark's energy comes from wind power?
"of Denmark's energy comes from wind power?"
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Yeah, FBI, too.
"Yeah, FBI, too."
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His head just...
"His head just..."
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...exploded.
"...exploded."
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You ever met the driver before?
"You ever met the driver before?"
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I mean, I don't even know who the driver is.
"I mean, I don't even know who the driver is."
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Not on any of our watch lists.
"Not on any of our watch lists."
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- About what? - Terrorism.
"- About what? - Terrorism."
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- Thank you for answering my questions. - Of course.
"- Thank you for answering my questions. - Of course."
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Sure, yeah.
"Sure, yeah."
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He likes you.
"He likes you."
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Democratic caucus in five minutes.
"Democratic caucus in five minutes."
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On my way.
"On my way."
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It's the first caucus after losing the majority.
"It's the first caucus after losing the majority."
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She's a little intense this morning.
"She's a little intense this morning."
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Get some rest, come back tomorrow.
"Get some rest, come back tomorrow."
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Okay. Well, then, there's two constituents
"Okay. Well, then, there's two constituents"
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No, well, I mean...
"No, well, I mean..."
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Uh, we-we just need a picture inside in front of Lincoln
"Uh, we-we just need a picture inside in front of Lincoln"
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She knows the whole Gettysburg Address.
"She knows the whole Gettysburg Address."
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Okay.
"Okay."
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Luke, you need to man up and accept that this is your fault.
"Luke, you need to man up and accept that this is your fault."
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You lost us the majority.
"You lost us the majority."
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Look, I understand everyone's frustration,
"Look, I understand everyone's frustration,"
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The job is not just counting votes, you're supposed
"The job is not just counting votes, you're supposed"
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Finally.
"Finally."
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This is exactly what the Republicans want.
"This is exactly what the Republicans want."
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and go back out there and fight.
"and go back out there and fight."
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Yes, and offer that person the moon to flip to our side.
"Yes, and offer that person the moon to flip to our side."
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but at a certain point, the mob needs blood.
"but at a certain point, the mob needs blood."
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We're suddenly talking about you again.
"We're suddenly talking about you again."
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and she couldn't sing.
"and she couldn't sing."
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if it makes you effective.
"if it makes you effective."
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I want you to come to DoubleSpeak today.
"I want you to come to DoubleSpeak today."
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I'm on with Red.
"I'm on with Red."
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You know, for someone who disdains politics,
"You know, for someone who disdains politics,"
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so use him back.
"so use him back."
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- Senator Wheatus? - It's simple. The Democrat Party...
"- Senator Wheatus? - It's simple. The Democrat Party..."
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- It's Democratic. - Well, not lately.
"- It's Democratic. - Well, not lately."
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Why don't we speak to what's right
"Why don't we speak to what's right"
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- with our constituents and the GOZ, - Teeing them up,
"- with our constituents and the GOZ, - Teeing them up,"
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Really?
"Really?"
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- How did I take advantage of you? - Oh, my God, seriously?
"- How did I take advantage of you? - Oh, my God, seriously?"
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"People are going hungry."
""People are going hungry.""
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Red changed his mind, okay?
"Red changed his mind, okay?"
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Apology accepted.
"Apology accepted."
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Senator Spitz switched parties
"Senator Spitz switched parties"
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Tax Prom.
"Tax Prom."
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Hill staffers dress up, get drunk,
"Hill staffers dress up, get drunk,"
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Well, it's got to be good.
"Well, it's got to be good."
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- No. - Hmm.
"- No. - Hmm."
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Boom.
"Boom."
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It's okay to go. Do-do-do-do-do-do.
"It's okay to go. Do-do-do-do-do-do."
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Check.
"Check."
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The King's Indian defense.
"The King's Indian defense."
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Nope, sorry.
"Nope, sorry."
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I'm gonna count down.
"I'm gonna count down."
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911!
"911!"
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Make 'em stop!
"Make 'em stop!"
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Focus on the board. Queen's pawn to E4.
"Focus on the board. Queen's pawn to E4."
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Which one? Which pawn?
"Which one? Which pawn?"
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Come on, Oscar. You really gonna let me win?
"Come on, Oscar. You really gonna let me win?"
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Thanks for coming out during the shutdown.
"Thanks for coming out during the shutdown."
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We all need to do something, right?
"We all need to do something, right?"
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It's been a great year for tax policy.
"It's been a great year for tax policy."
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That's right. Conforming SECA Taxes for Professional
"That's right. Conforming SECA Taxes for Professional"
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Service Businesses. Yeah.
"Service Businesses. Yeah."
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And now it's time to celebrate.
"And now it's time to celebrate."
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Come on! Are you ready for some major tax funk?!
"Come on! Are you ready for some major tax funk?!"
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I came back to make some money. What about you?
"I came back to make some money. What about you?"
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You had all those amazing photos online.
"You had all those amazing photos online."
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I thought she was whitewater rafting
"I thought she was whitewater rafting"
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Come on.
"Come on."
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At the Tax Prom?
"At the Tax Prom?"
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Look, Laurel, I know you're into Democratic politics,
"Look, Laurel, I know you're into Democratic politics,"
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It makes a lot of sense.
"It makes a lot of sense."
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you said you won the Genius Grant last month
"you said you won the Genius Grant last month"
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It's my boss.
"It's my boss."
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There you are.
"There you are."
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- Here I am. - You look great.
"- Here I am. - You look great."
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Thank you.
"Thank you."
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The Clintons, 2:00 in the morning.
"The Clintons, 2:00 in the morning."
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they're idealists and then they get it beaten out of them.
"they're idealists and then they get it beaten out of them."
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shells of themselves.
"shells of themselves."
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I mean, that's where we find the...
"I mean, that's where we find the..."
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Don't leave.
"Don't leave."
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Oh, he's not gonna be very happy about that, sir.
"Oh, he's not gonna be very happy about that, sir."
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He already thinks Spitz took his chair.
"He already thinks Spitz took his chair."
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No, yeah, no problem. I'll make the call.
"No, yeah, no problem. I'll make the call."
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Hey.
"Hey."
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That makes sense. Barneki is a moderate, and Red hates him.
"That makes sense. Barneki is a moderate, and Red hates him."
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I know. She's a real human being with a real name.
"I know. She's a real human being with a real name."
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Let's dance.
"Let's dance."
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I believe you're next.
"I believe you're next."
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How may I help you, Rochelle...
"How may I help you, Rochelle..."
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You were with him in the ambulance?
"You were with him in the ambulance?"
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The autopsy said he died of tepefactisque sanguinem.
"The autopsy said he died of tepefactisque sanguinem."
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And that's what happened, right?
"And that's what happened, right?"
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Anything you have to say,
"Anything you have to say,"
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He said they were inside him.
"He said they were inside him."
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A CAT scan was performed.
"A CAT scan was performed."
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