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Clips from Peep Show - Holiday (S04E04)

"This doesn't feel great."
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"- Cos it might've been micro-chipped. - Exactly. No."
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"this is probably the best thing to do."
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"There's a hell of a lot of steam."
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"Put the legs back on in the middle. Maybe it'll burn better."
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"You shouldn't need firelighters to burn a dog, Jeremy!"
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"How would you know?"
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"Shit, it's going out."
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"Look, I've gotta get my pitch sorted before I see Malcolm."
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"- What spade? - You didn't bring a spade?"
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"'I'll just take it to one of those massive council bins. Dump and run."
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"'Just like my paperboy days. (Chuckles) Screw you, Murdoch.'"
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"- Jeremy. - Hi!"
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"This is my last poster. How did you get on?"
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"OK."
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"'Shit. Gotta dump the evidence.'"
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"Jeremy, you've dropped your bag."
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"Thanks, honey."
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"'Just act normal. I'll tell her what happened immediately after I've come.'"
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"of performers at JLB for the last three financial years in a row, so..."
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"'Shit! I'm losing him! '"
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"And if you look at the bottom,"
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"you'll see that my hobbies include history and going to the movies."
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"- I like going to the movies. - 'Of course you do. Everyone does."
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"'Man seeks woman. Must be interested in film,"
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"'breathing oxygen and converting protein intake into muscle energy.'"
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"Hi, guys."
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"We're interrupting. We should probably..."
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"Sit down, Jez! Join the party!"
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"- (Lucy) Any luck? - No. Still nothing."
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"Bollocks. OK, Dad, time to turn on the money hose. Up the reward."
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"'He's brought a dead dog into my pitch, the stupid bastard! '"
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"Sorry, Mark. Carry on. What were you saying?"
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"What's in the bag?"
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"Oh, er, Mark and I had a... barbecue."
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"Oh, a barbecue. Yum. Have you got any left?"
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"Well, it's really, really badly cooked. Mark couldn't be bothered to get firelighters."
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"Well, just keeping a handle on the purse strings there."
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"ABC, Always Be Cost-cutting."
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"- Come on, Jez. - I really don't think it's a good..."
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"Oh, we've only got cheese and humus."
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"What is it? It doesn't look very much like..."
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"It's turkey. It's turkey leg."
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"Is that all right?"
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"What can I tell you, I'm no Ainsley Harriott."
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"What's going on, Jeremy?"
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"Nothing! It's just turkey, look."
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"You see. Mmmm, just... undercooked, disgusting turkey."
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"- No, thanks. - Here, eat some turkey."
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"It was your idea to barbecue it."
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"I really don't feel like eating turkey, Jeremy. I'm full."
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"'I'm eating dog leg. I have definitely reached a new low.'"
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"- What's that on it? - Urgh! There's hairs on it, Jeremy!"
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"- Hairs? - It's just a hairy turkey!"
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"What's this? "Mummy"?"
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"Mummy is probably the turkey's nickname. It could easily be."
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"They ate Mummy! They burned Mummy, killed her and ate her!"
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"WAILING"
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"Look, er, I'II... I'll e-mail through my references, Malcolm."
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"(Jez) 'Probably good things didn't work out, she is totally over-reacting!"
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"'It's not like I ate her mum or dad! '"
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"Did you actually have to eat it?"
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"I don't know. I keep wondering that."
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"But, y'know, in the moment it really did feel like I needed to eat it."
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"Uh-huh."
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"time."
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"Really? 45 minutes."
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"- No. - Can I water ski off the back?"
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"You're very welcome to try."
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"- I don't wanna play any more. - Because I'm winning?"
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"Here, Mark, I tell you what, you piss in this bottle, I'll drink it."
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"For a laugh! It's the stag!"
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"I'm sorry, but no."
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"I wanna take your bishop and grind you down."
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"Yeah? Come on, tiger, let's roar!"
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"'Oh, God! I wish I lived with the chess computer."
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"Everybody isn't just wanting it the whole time."
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"God!"
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"with a couple of yardies, whether maybe we could join you for a drink?"
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"I'm Aurora and this is my sister, Lucy."
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"You might get an interdenominational..."
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"'Just stay mute, Mark."
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"Actually it's our dad's."
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"'He's cross-breeding with the beautiful aliens"
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"I've just been hurt too many times, you know."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Brilliant."
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"I have experience of managing a team."
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"But this will be 300-odd employees!"
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"'or getting a bone-on, which is basically the same thing"
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"Sophie couldn't ask me to turn down the opportunity of a lifetime!"
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"You could always come! You could start again, find a new career."
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"Then she made me make posters."
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"All things considered - my career prospects, your sexual desperation -"
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"If you hadn't refused to pay for firelighters it would've gone by now."
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"We'll have to bury it. Get the spade."
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"(Mark) 'Fucking hell! He's got Mummy!"
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"Everybody's coming to get me"
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"Oh, yeah, like a shot."
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"Oh, here we go. Dad's back."
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"And in the last quarter at JLB,"
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"I'm not sick but I'm not well"
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"Cos I'm in hell."
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"'Don't overdo it.'"
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"and gave his wife that aggressive yeast infection?"
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"It's not great, Jez, that's why."
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"but digging a hole in the wintry earth with my bare hands"
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"Digging holes."
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"You say you never met me"
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"'they don't even seem to mind.'"
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"That actually sounds fun! Unfortunately,"
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"S'pose."
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"So I've got together my last scraps of cash to give you"
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"'The chess computer wouldn't make me do things.'"
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"Hey, Mark, would you like some?"
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"Bollocks. They're hot and they want it. Come on."
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"Yards. Really?"
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"- Let's go and say hello. - No, let's definitely not."
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"I want you both to relax. This is just a safe place"
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"'My attraction to her is so minimal for once I might have been able to do it for hours."
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