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Clips from King of the Hill - Torch Song Hillogy (S06E06)

"Those poor athletes. All their training for nothing."
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"Thanks a lot."
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"I was just trying to help."
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"No. I already ruined the most important game in Texas history."
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"I didn't fall and the flame didn't go out."
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"Is everybody clear on the plan?"
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"That's not the real flame. That's just fire. It's cheating."
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"No, no, it's fine. It looks exactly like the old flame."
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"[Crowd cheering]"
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"Now, I can go back to using my maiden name."
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"Come on, Arlen! Only 20 more feet and it's all you."
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"Yeah, you got it! This is for the rings, baby!"
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"Come on, man. It's only a couple more steps."
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"Why is he slowing down?"
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"He's 40. Cut him some slack."
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"Come on, baby. Give me some flame."
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"[Booing]"
King of the Hill
"What are you doing?"
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"'Cause he's a quitter. I never quit. Hell, I've been smoking for 30 years."
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"The flame!"
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"But you don't understand. That wasn't the real flame."
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"Don't worry, Dad! I'm coming as fast as I can!"
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"This cigarette was lit with the Olympic torch."
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"Mr. Gribble, smoke!"
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"All right. The last guy put it out."
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"The bar's pretty low, Todd. You can do it!"
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"That's right, Mc Maynerbury."
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"For preserving the honor and integrity..."
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"I hereby award this trophy to Bobby Hill."
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"I guess if you wanted to do a celebration dance, that'd be all right."
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"Now!"
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"[Humming]"
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"BlLL: Uh huh, Hey!"
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"The flame iow begiis its loig jouriey from Atheis, Greece,,,"
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"I'll never be able to win a trophy or build a shelf."
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"[Bobby sighs]"
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"You get most of your clothes in the basket."
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"Frankly, the contest wasn't even close."
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"They don't give trophies for being a sweet, sweet, sweet boy."
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"Sausage, the breakfast of champions."
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"So, this one is yours, too?"
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"I will open with a joke, but not at your expense..."
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"Hey!"
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"Oh, what the heck?"
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"[Bobby exclaims]"
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"You must want the Hank Hill from West Arlen."
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"The identity of the secret essay writer's a secret."
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"Until now."
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"-It's from the essay. -Damn, that's good."
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"[Exclaiming in pain]"
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"Running all over those men. He doesn't care who he steps on to get his glory."
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"Touchdown!"
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"I'm not a hero. I'm a disgrace."
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"That's amazing!"
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"I broke my ankle."
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"[Mumbling]"
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"I do love America."
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"I will let you run unopposed."
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"Well, my torch hand is getting a little slippery."
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"ALL: [Chanting] Hank! Hank! Hank!"
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"The right."
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"[Whooping]"
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"I have no idea what you will do."
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"What the...."
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"He put it out."
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"My oral fixation!"
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"Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org"
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"Those leafy green plants can suck the oxygen right out of your body."
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"You don't give someone an award they don't deserve just to cheer them up."
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"in Burbank by actors impersonating lranian fanatics."
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"I will write an essay nominating you."
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"[Car horn blaring]"
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"Bobby, if your father doesn't go through with this..."
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"Remember, Dad. Haste, grace and dignity. Now, move out!"
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"and no one is ""bummed out""?"
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"Look at Spiro's run."
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"[All cheering]"
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"[All cheering]"
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"[Crowd exclaiming]"
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"when you guys washed my truck without permission."
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"The year is 1979."
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"but maybe Bobby is onto something with this ""it's okay to feel good"" stuff."
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"Come on. Less talky, more walky."
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"Ow!"
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"The flame lives!"
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"WOMAN: Way to go! Way to go, Hank!"
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"I don't want to see my ankle, and I don't want to carry the dang torch."
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"I don't want to be here."
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"the sui,"
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"And remember, Arlen is still looking for one local hero..."
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"Yep. Your dad's a real hero."
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"Iike when we told Bill there was a woman out there for him."
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"But why don't you let this be Bobby's moment?"
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"but the Durndle torch guy cried. Very moving."
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"You're a good loser, Son."
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"I don't know. Probably just some satisfied customer."
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"[Bobby exclaims]"
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"You're a hero. You took Arlen High to State."
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"[Sighing]"
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"No, it wasn't. It was God."
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"But He made his point."
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"That's crazy."
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"You see, Bobby? This is what happens when you act happy."
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"Okay. I will go find an Olympic official."
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"Or would you like to turn yourself in, Hank?"
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"Hold on. Bobby, you earned it."
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"Not now, Dad."
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"HANK: Okay, that's eiough, Bobby,"
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