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Clips from Daria (1997) - This Year's Model (S01E01)

""Lawndale High quarterback Kevin Thompson apparently has a winning form off the field, too."
Daria (1997)
"You're not flexing for your milkmaid girlfriend anymore!"
Daria (1997)
"Was it that big when we signed him?"
Daria (1997)
"you have the coolest room."
Daria (1997)
"They got my letter!"
Daria (1997)
"both of which are inevitably declared over by age twenty-five?"
Daria (1997)
"every cent is going to capital improvements!"
Daria (1997)
"It's completely voluntary. What's the problem?"
Daria (1997)
"The business insures its own survival by training consumers to focus on arbitrary styling distinctions,"
Daria (1997)
"you'd have a look as up to date as tomorrow."
Daria (1997)
"Show off those gams, girlfriend!"
Daria (1997)
"You! You have a very interesting look!"
Daria (1997)
"...so then Ms. Li admits they're doing this to pay for new bulletproof skylights."
Daria (1997)
"You really feel strongly about this."
Daria (1997)
"What do you mean I'm not the modeling type?"
Daria (1997)
"This conversation is making me really uncomfortable."
Daria (1997)
"Wow, she is upset."
Daria (1997)
"Hello?"
Daria (1997)
"Am I speaking to the mother of Quinn Morgendorffer?"
Daria (1997)
"All the students are invited, but Quinn will be among the lucky few to be coached on stage."
Daria (1997)
"we feel that Quinn is something quite special!"
Daria (1997)
"What Quinn has is special."
Daria (1997)
"I'll discuss this with my daughter, Monica, and we'll let you know."
Daria (1997)
"Yes!"
Daria (1997)
"Now, what do I have to do to make you go to that class and keep an eye on her, hmmm?"
Daria (1997)
"Have you seen the paper?"
Daria (1997)
"Nothing like a decoy."
Daria (1997)
"Thanks."
Daria (1997)
"Now, when you stride down the runway, you're walking towards your car."
Daria (1997)
"and it's a brand new car!"
Daria (1997)
"Oh, you know. Whatever."
Daria (1997)
"Might we have some male volunteers from the audience?"
Daria (1997)
"Very good. Anymore?"
Daria (1997)
"All right, girls, caress those perfect pectorals."
Daria (1997)
"We agreed that you would take that one class and that was it."
Daria (1997)
"I'm talking about winning the modeling contract."
Daria (1997)
""Kill the enemy! Whoever it happens to be!""
Daria (1997)
"I'm General Buck Conroy, publisher of Brutal Mercenary Magazine,"
Daria (1997)
"Wow! That's all I can say."
Daria (1997)
"I gotta call that baby formula guy."
Daria (1997)
"If that... that General hadn't showed up,"
Daria (1997)
"That should have been me!"
Daria (1997)
"You call that a pose?"
Daria (1997)
"Sit down, Jake. Quinn, this isn't about your body."
Daria (1997)
"You gotta let me do this!"
Daria (1997)
"You mean, apparently?"
Daria (1997)
"I mean, I should be up there on stage with the winners instead of out here in the audience with the losers!"
Daria (1997)
"You too, Kevin."
Daria (1997)
"That's it!"
Daria (1997)
"They're all going to kitty heaven."
Daria (1997)
"Muh-om! I'm not talking about taking classes!"
Daria (1997)
"How could you do that to me? In front of everyone!"
Daria (1997)
"Maybe you call it modeling. I call it hormones!"
Daria (1997)
"Ms. Li, I presume. Thanks, I'll take it from here."
Daria (1997)
"We're finally going to get those bulletproof skylights for the swimming pool."
Daria (1997)
"Do you hear anything that goes on here?"
Daria (1997)
"...in which your value as a human being is decided entirely on how you look."
Daria (1997)
"Unless it's a really fun catalog."
Daria (1997)
"Sad to say, America no longer engages in the kind of ground wars that made this country great!"
Daria (1997)
"Where's your lunch?"
Daria (1997)
"I can feel myself getting into the modeling spirit."
Daria (1997)
"That was just wonderful! Don't you think so, Claude?"
Daria (1997)
"Come on up here and help our pretty little sparrows learn to pose with handsome young eagles."
Daria (1997)
"We're a little long in the tooth to be attending high school."
Daria (1997)
"Excuse me."
Daria (1997)
"I don't want you students to think that modeling has to have anything to do with sex."
Daria (1997)
"The school is receiving a fee for its cooperation, but"
Daria (1997)
"You know, for the future."
Daria (1997)
"Girls, your runway work is truly superb."
Daria (1997)
"Oh yeah, and helping the starving kids in the desert, or wherever."
Daria (1997)
"What a strange woman."
Daria (1997)
"I mean besides being the girlfriend of the cutest guy on the team!"
Daria (1997)
"And don't fashion people squander their lives loudly worshiping all that is superficial and meaningless"
Daria (1997)
"Tell me I should just be glad she's going."
Daria (1997)
"What?"
Daria (1997)
"Hello?"
Daria (1997)
"You're not killing anyone, Jake."
Daria (1997)
"May I be excused?"
Daria (1997)
"That's almost the same thing."
Daria (1997)
"In a really bad outfit."
Daria (1997)
"Anyway, as I was saying..."
Daria (1997)
"Is Mr. Thoreau really turning his back on the world by moving to Walden Pond, or"
Daria (1997)
"You know, he was her father in real life, too."
Daria (1997)
"They have to wait behind the parking lot."
Daria (1997)
"Because I was thinking of changing it to... Blue."
Daria (1997)
"That's an excellent likeness of you, darling."
Daria (1997)
"Yeah, well... yeah."
Daria (1997)
"Brittany? Is that okay?"
Daria (1997)
"Hey, Daria."
Daria (1997)
"You got any ideas?"
Daria (1997)
"Yes!"
Daria (1997)
"I knew I should've stayed home."
Daria (1997)
"You don't get it."
Daria (1997)
"You appear truly to be savoring another's misfortune."
Daria (1997)
"Smirk, I said smirk, damn you!"
Daria (1997)
"That reminds me."
Daria (1997)
"Mercenary soldiers go where the money is."
Daria (1997)
"On the contrary, I was thinking about going anyway."
Daria (1997)
"Um, all right."
Daria (1997)
"And then I thought, if I sign up with a charity now, before I'm famous, later on I can say,"
Daria (1997)
"Now, now, ma'am, a deal's a deal."
Daria (1997)
"What are you talking about? Who invited you here?"
Daria (1997)
"Cut yourself badly."
Daria (1997)
"Next on Sick, Sad World: the Malibu Primate Diet."
Daria (1997)
"Come on, you're not fooling anybody. You fed your lunch to a stray dog."
Daria (1997)
"She's gonna have that modeling contract sewn up before we even get a chance."
Daria (1997)
"This is the most exciting day of my life!"
Daria (1997)
"Romonica DeGregory, with the New York Amazon Fashion Agency."
Daria (1997)
"Have I called at a bad time, Mrs. Morgendorffer?"
Daria (1997)
"Absolutely complimentary, Helen,"
Daria (1997)
"We think she's pretty special, too."
Daria (1997)
"Goodbye."
Daria (1997)
"Do I look like I'm all right?"
Daria (1997)
"Sure!"
Daria (1997)
"Put your shirt back on!"
Daria (1997)
""A model's what I'd like to be..."
Daria (1997)
"You can't take that away from me."
Daria (1997)
"and an experience that we expect will generate many compliments."
Daria (1997)
"Students, young people, red-blooded youth of America!"
Daria (1997)
"All right, he's yours now, but I'll always be his first."
Daria (1997)
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