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Clips from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman - Barbarians at the Planet (S01E01)

- You know what? It's right here. - Okay.

"- You know what? It's right here. - Okay."

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If I'm still alive on Monday morning, she won't be.

"If I'm still alive on Monday morning, she won't be."

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Hey, Clark.

"Hey, Clark."

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No. They're not doing what I think they're doing?

"No. They're not doing what I think they're doing?"

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Come on, pull.

"Come on, pull."

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Well, it looks like they found Dragonetti's vault.

"Well, it looks like they found Dragonetti's vault."

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Door number one!

"Door number one!"

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That's a dead end...

"That's a dead end..."

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- We're close. - Good.

"- We're close. - Good."

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We're ready for you, sir.

"We're ready for you, sir."

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Willie, how could you do this? I mean...

"Willie, how could you do this? I mean..."

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Would you have recommended me if you knew I had a prison record?

"Would you have recommended me if you knew I had a prison record?"

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it doesn't mean you have to turn to a life of crime in your sunset years.

"it doesn't mean you have to turn to a life of crime in your sunset years."

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I just got out 10 months ago.

"I just got out 10 months ago."

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Don't be ridiculous. I couldn't hurt a fly.

"Don't be ridiculous. I couldn't hurt a fly."

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No, I did. I couldn't stand it anymore. I couldn't be away from you.

"No, I did. I couldn't stand it anymore. I couldn't be away from you."

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Dragonetti?

"Dragonetti?"

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I realized this is becoming a one-man operation.

"I realized this is becoming a one-man operation."

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You two conveniently complied.

"You two conveniently complied."

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You think you can get rid of me so easily...

"You think you can get rid of me so easily..."

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But I'm the one who told you about the vault in the first place.

"But I'm the one who told you about the vault in the first place."

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We've got to make a clean getaway...

"We've got to make a clean getaway..."

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- Hey, we're in. - Good. Load the bags.

"- Hey, we're in. - Good. Load the bags."

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They're all yours.

"They're all yours."

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Get them up. Come on. Let's go.

"Get them up. Come on. Let's go."

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Hold him.

"Hold him."

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Here, let's go. Leave her.

"Here, let's go. Leave her."

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- Neuberg. - He can't even drive a car.

"- Neuberg. - He can't even drive a car."

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- Take care of him. - Okay, let's go.

"- Take care of him. - Okay, let's go."

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Lois. Are you all right?

"Lois. Are you all right?"

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Well. That was a date to remember.

"Well. That was a date to remember."

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- We even got to spend the night together. - Well, yeah.

"- We even got to spend the night together. - Well, yeah."

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- Amazing night. - Yeah, pretty unbelievable.

"- Amazing night. - Yeah, pretty unbelievable."

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You know, you still owe me a movie.

"You know, you still owe me a movie."

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- Next weekend. I promise. - You're on.

"- Next weekend. I promise. - You're on."

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I'm sure he always had his eye on us.

"I'm sure he always had his eye on us."

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Yeah.

"Yeah."

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Nah!

"Nah!"

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Well...

"Well..."

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So, what did you guys do this weekend?

"So, what did you guys do this weekend?"

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- Hey! Where are you going with that? - What?

"- Hey! Where are you going with that? - What?"

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This!

"This!"

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This marked the way to the hospitality suite. '76 Republican Convention.

"This marked the way to the hospitality suite. '76 Republican Convention."

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Judas Priest, man.

"Judas Priest, man."

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Chief, if you want me to help you spring-clean...

"Chief, if you want me to help you spring-clean..."

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you've got to be willing to part with some stuff.

"you've got to be willing to part with some stuff."

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But it's my junk, okay?

"But it's my junk, okay?"

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All right.

"All right."

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Let's keep going, okay? All right.

"Let's keep going, okay? All right."

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I have exactly 30 minutes before the opera.

"I have exactly 30 minutes before the opera."

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I'll just have to rewrite my lead-in. I don't know.

"I'll just have to rewrite my lead-in. I don't know."

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- What are you doing here? - Taxes.

"- What are you doing here? - Taxes."

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I'll be 10 minutes.

"I'll be 10 minutes."

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Super Bowl '20, the Packs and the Bears.

"Super Bowl '20, the Packs and the Bears."

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Well, it's a party.

"Well, it's a party."

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Good evening, Perry.

"Good evening, Perry."

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Good evening, we're just doing a little cleaning here.

"Good evening, we're just doing a little cleaning here."

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It's cool.

"It's cool."

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There you go. Fresh tomatoes, mushrooms, onions, and olives.

"There you go. Fresh tomatoes, mushrooms, onions, and olives."

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Goes on a salad, doesn't go on a pizza.

"Goes on a salad, doesn't go on a pizza."

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Hi, everybody, this is...

"Hi, everybody, this is..."

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You know, I could have lived without hearing that, thank you.

"You know, I could have lived without hearing that, thank you."

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But you're not supposed to be here now.

"But you're not supposed to be here now."

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Don't worry, Willie. Everything's fine. You just keep up the good work.

"Don't worry, Willie. Everything's fine. You just keep up the good work."

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Yes, sir, Mr. White.

"Yes, sir, Mr. White."

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Anybody there? All right, who cut me off?

"Anybody there? All right, who cut me off?"

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The Daily Planet building is now ours.

"The Daily Planet building is now ours."

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So I suggest you cooperate and everything will go smoothly.

"So I suggest you cooperate and everything will go smoothly."

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And in case you feel the need to contact the authorities or your friend Superman...

"And in case you feel the need to contact the authorities or your friend Superman..."

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you can tell them I'm holding a small but dirty nuclear device.

"you can tell them I'm holding a small but dirty nuclear device."

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It could be morning before anybody even realizes something's wrong.

"It could be morning before anybody even realizes something's wrong."

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But what on earth do they want with the Daily Planet?

"But what on earth do they want with the Daily Planet?"

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What're they gonna do when they're done?

"What're they gonna do when they're done?"

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- We've got to find a way out of here. - We negotiate.

"- We've got to find a way out of here. - We negotiate."

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I've dealt with worse across a boardroom table.

"I've dealt with worse across a boardroom table."

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- We find out what they want... - If I can just burn the wires...

"- We find out what they want... - If I can just burn the wires..."

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leading to the bomb.

"leading to the bomb."

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It's five against five. I say we can take them. I bet that bomb's not even real.

"It's five against five. I say we can take them. I bet that bomb's not even real."

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I mean, we can't take that chance, can we?

"I mean, we can't take that chance, can we?"

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- We don't know that. - We can identify them.

"- We don't know that. - We can identify them."

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What about Jimmy? Maybe Jimmy can save us.

"What about Jimmy? Maybe Jimmy can save us."

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Jimmy couldn't save baseball cards.

"Jimmy couldn't save baseball cards."

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All right, stay calm, I'm calm.

"All right, stay calm, I'm calm."

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I'm in here, and there are terrorists out there with a million guns.

"I'm in here, and there are terrorists out there with a million guns."

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Okay, I can handle this. No problem.

"Okay, I can handle this. No problem."

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Luthor, he may be holding the lives of thousands of people in his hands.

"Luthor, he may be holding the lives of thousands of people in his hands."

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and keen judgment to take charge.

"and keen judgment to take charge."

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- You? - Well, who else?

"- You? - Well, who else?"

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- Lois, it's too risky. - We're wasting time.

"- Lois, it's too risky. - We're wasting time."

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We need a doctor. Do something.

"We need a doctor. Do something."

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He's going to die, and then where will you be?

"He's going to die, and then where will you be?"

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Better than a triple bypass. Am I right?

"Better than a triple bypass. Am I right?"

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Yes, sir.

"Yes, sir."

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I feel a whole lot better already.

"I feel a whole lot better already."

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There will be no more tests of my patience.

"There will be no more tests of my patience."

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Lois, if you ever try...

"Lois, if you ever try..."

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the only writing you'll ever do is writing recipes...

"the only writing you'll ever do is writing recipes..."

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There's not going to be a food section...

"There's not going to be a food section..."

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if we don't do something to stop them.

"if we don't do something to stop them."

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It was a good try...

"It was a good try..."

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but division among the ranks is a sure sign of weakness.

"but division among the ranks is a sure sign of weakness."

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So I suggest we just put this little incident behind us...

"So I suggest we just put this little incident behind us..."

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What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

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They've seen our faces. We can't just let them go.

"They've seen our faces. We can't just let them go."

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Clark. Hey, Kent.

"Clark. Hey, Kent."

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That's just what I was about to ask you. You look kind of out of it.

"That's just what I was about to ask you. You look kind of out of it."

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I was just thinking.

"I was just thinking."

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Well, whatever's in that box, we can't take any chances.

"Well, whatever's in that box, we can't take any chances."

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I hear you can hardly feel a thing at ground zero.

"I hear you can hardly feel a thing at ground zero."

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Terrorists believe that the value of life, even if it's their own...

"Terrorists believe that the value of life, even if it's their own..."

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isn't as important as their cause.

"isn't as important as their cause."

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I don't think we need worst-case scenarios right now, Luthor.

"I don't think we need worst-case scenarios right now, Luthor."

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The point is, it's up to us to stop them.

"The point is, it's up to us to stop them."

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and wait for them to kill us?

"and wait for them to kill us?"

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it could go off before I could stop it, and I can't take that risk.

"it could go off before I could stop it, and I can't take that risk."

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I know.

"I know."

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- But if I was... - Superman would find a way to save us.

"- But if I was... - Superman would find a way to save us."

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I know he will.

"I know he will."

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- I have to go. - Okay, see you tomorrow.

"- I have to go. - Okay, see you tomorrow."

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Just since you mentioned it, thank you very much.

"Just since you mentioned it, thank you very much."

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