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Clips from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

"I've come to kick ass. Oh!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"It's Betty, you son of a pig."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ever make it. Never make it."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm! Hmm!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hah! Huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hah! Hah!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I've come to finish something I should've done years ago."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Sorry, I didn't recognize you without crap in your pants."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ohh!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Water... everywhere!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Uuh! I'm falling! You're falling!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I am the Chosen One."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"you did scream like a wussy."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"You must reach the next level."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"This is CNN. Wait, Mu Shu."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"He's supposed to be dead. I am responsible."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I think it's great, 'cause it's so bad."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ventriloquists, huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Nyah, nyah, nyah!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Aiding the Chosen One..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm. In your dreams. Whee-oh!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I'm just a birdy too."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Okay, so here were my options."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Right into my trap!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm? Hmm?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ling? Hurry!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Wimp Lo?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Chosen One."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Chosen. Huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ling! Ohh!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Betty has gone too far."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Yes, killing is badong."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Do you know where I can find little, silver, triangular pyramid caps..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I'll never be able to do it, ever!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"So, what you... what you guys doing later, huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I do like the ladies, you know. I do like 'em."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Master Betty, my compliments."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Oh, man!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"N-Now batting, Mike Piazza!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"No, that-that is not possible."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Thank you, Evil Council."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"if I felt like it."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"are aliens."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ha ha!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Enjoy the paralyzer!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Oh, you need to open your mouth."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Chosen, you're alive."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"What is your purpose?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"You mustn't. You are not ready."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Yea-yea!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"The director said cut."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Kill it!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Uh-oh. Trouble."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Mm-mm. Well, twice."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Huh? I... Uh..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"or dramatically throw you to the ground and request a towel."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"He spends his time at the top of a waterfall, swinging a chain around."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"He gave his life for mine."
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"that will hurt many people..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ling! Chosen One."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I could always pretend I'm a bird."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Waah! Shirt ripper!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Another paralyzer!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hey! Ooh!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ling!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"You broke a thermometer in my hands."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"And why have you come to me?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"there would be a Chosen One."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"At that moment,"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Little did he know..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hey, wait, wait."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"He wasn't at the restaurant. Do you know where he is?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ahh!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"- Hmm! - Mmm!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Okay, maybe a little more than any one of us would."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was like one clean chunk."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I invite you to train with us..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Easy, easy!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"- Chosen One. - Oh, Master."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Excuse me, kind blacksmith."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Now, for my part of the bargain."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Open your mouth!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"They're French."
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"One over here,"
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"Hmm. Orson."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"The child had become a man."
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"There are so many things I've yet to understand."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Huuh, Chosen One, I am sorry."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"How 'bout now?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"On the life of my dummy, I swear this..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ling!"
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"and it's non-dairy."
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"I will always..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"And now..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Chosen!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"But Chosen One, I want to help you, but I..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"This works for both of us, huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"love... you."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Train, Cho-Simba."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I need gopher-chuks."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Mm, lighter, mm-hmm."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"But now I am in a quandary."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Thank you, Master Tang."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Mm! Mm, mm!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Master Tang, what are you doing here?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"They hurt like crap, man!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"You must listen to me."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I need you now in the worst way."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Oh, the council will not be pleased."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"It is a bad, bad plan..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I am the Chosen One, outside the wall! Yeah, the wall!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"And so began Betty's killing spree."
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"then roll on the ground and die."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
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