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Clips from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)

"Go get some snacks."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Perhaps a carbonated soda."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I... will... not... be stopped..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"O-On a scale from one to ten..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I think there's a Harpo."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I will write their next hit, maybe."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"They are sharp, and they hurt."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Master, no!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Chosen One, I'm... dying."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"- No, it's not. Huh? - Chosen One."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"- But I thought... - Huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Wimp!"
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"There should be a new, stronger word for killing..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"gnodab."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"- roughly an inch and a half in diameter? - Right here in my hand."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"In order to defeat him, they would have to be removed."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Chosen One tried and tried,"
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"but they were too smooth to pull and pointy."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"So he got frustrated, as any one of us would."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"And now?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I don't know. They feel like they're on fire."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"You have helped me reach the next level."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I was just going to hang out, but..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"This is all I need."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I-I, uh, got-got your message."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"No, no."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"This guy is toast."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I got everything but the last part, through you should be able."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"While I'm ripping out the caps, I'm completely defenseless."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"But that would just look stupid and leave my small, sensitive balls completely exposed."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"The best approach would be to go for both caps at once."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"No matter what the tactic, they all have a flaw."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"No matter. I think I have an idea."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"He just left with nuts!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Eh? Oh, doggie hump."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"And then all hell broke loose."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Oh, yes, the council."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Ho-ho!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Yes, the Evil Council..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Oh, God."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Say good night, floppy."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Uh... Huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Thank you, squirrel friend."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Your soft, cushy body helped absorb the force of his blow."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm. I see you brought your friends this time."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Rub it all in my hair."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Let me know if you see a Radio Shack."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"And playback."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"That... Why don't you turn it down a little bit?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"At least the winking... the winking has to stop. Stop the..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Up and over!"
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"And now he's dead."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I think it's..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Oh, thank you."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Oh."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"You don't seem too sweaty..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"No, don't do that. It hurts."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Oh, jeez. Did I say game?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hey, is someone going to come get me?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"could you please, uh, stop with the leg-eating?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Master Pain, what do we do?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Open the mouth."
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"Baby..."
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"Mm? Hmm!"
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"Bye-bye!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Rolling to the bottom of a gully,"
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"Having no true home, he wandered the wilderness..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"in search of the one who stole his life."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"So on he walked..."
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"and sometimes drove."
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"that before him lied a mystical road..."
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"of great warriors and legends."
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"He lived under constant attack."
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"What they had not accomplished when he was a child..."
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"they sought to now finish."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"and fight well."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I mean, that doesn't really even seem possible if you think about it,"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"with body organs and cartilage and bones and..."
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"Our... sexual... preferences..."
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"are... our... own... business."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Yeah. Oh, you."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Alfalfa."
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"Hey, oh. Huh?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"He's an outsider. Have you ever seen him before?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hey, who's he?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I don't know."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Can you help me?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"You are Master Tang. Your skills are greatly known."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Eh... No, I don't think ten million."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm. Your story makes my heart heavy..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I feel for you and your grave loss."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"However, it will be impossible for us to help you."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Master, I implore you to reconsider."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hmm. Okay!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"The man you seek, his name is Master Pain."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"He has great powers and is well protected by the Evil Council."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"What are the odds of that?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Master!"
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"Ah, again with the squeaky shoes."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Master, I was hoping one day I could be the Chosen One."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I don't like him very much. Let's kill him."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"- Sit down! - Eeyah!"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I must apologize for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Hah! If you've got an ass, I'll kick it."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"- Hmm. - Legend tells us..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"What in God's name is that thing?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"He seems to be the reason I'm pursued."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"I should not have asked."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Still, this is a glorious day,"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"for the Chosen One has come to free us from the Evil Council."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"when a good friend of mine told me..."
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist (2002)
"Then he told me..."
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"It will be significant."
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"And then he killed the dog."
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"- No, please! - Very well, Chosen One."
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"until you find the whereabouts of Master Pain."
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"Ohh..."
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"By the way, my student Ling, here, will assist you."
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"Be not concerned of her shyness, for it will pass."
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