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Clips from American Dad! - Francine's Flashback (S01E01)

"Ah, Vaj- the little island boy who served as our tour guide."
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"Wait a minute."
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"Party foul! Consume!"
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"He survived three days on melted snow..."
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"and his grandfather found him..."
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"because he had a dream about the exact spot where he was trapped."
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"Oh, you have- You have a little thing."
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"- I don't have a hard time looking at you. - At me?"
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"I can see past your hydrocephalic head..."
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"and into your beautiful mind."
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"Uncomfortable."
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"Get a room, you two."
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"Maybe we should lead by example."
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"Yeah, okay, I understand."
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"- serving up body shots. - What a hostess."
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"- She's not here. - There's a note in frosting on the fridge."
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"Wait a minute. Daddy didn't think that through."
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"The sandman's starting to goose me."
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"Here. Have some coffee."
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"I heard you and Hayley talking about this Burning Man..."
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"so I says to mein self, "Road trip!""
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"- but you're a lot less of a dork than I thought. - Stick around."
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"You can do whatever you want to me."
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"Oh, so I can crate you and hide you in that warehouse at the end of Raiders?"
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"So funny. Kiss me, funny boy."
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"I know, I know. Bad for the ozone."
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"Ow! Ow!"
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"Dad, we've been searching all night."
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"Let's just start fresh in the morning."
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"I'm not just saying this to be clever-"
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"What's the deal with the flower?"
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"On our wedding day, I placed this yellow flower in your mom's white bouquet."
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"Dad, I've never seen this side of you. It's so sweet."
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"Well, if you tell anybody I'll kill you."
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"Ah. I'm serious. I will kill you."
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"I will reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart..."
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"and eat it- all of it, every last bit."
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"Well, sweet dreams, angel."
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"l-It's not you. It's the timing, you know?"
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"I just got out of a bad relationship."
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"You're lying. I'm a loser."
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"Don't be like that. You're not a loser."
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"Think how pretty you make people look by contrast."
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"Gotcha!"
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"Oh, my God! You're an alien!"
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"Oh, my God! Lindsay! Lindsay!"
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"- Roger is an ali-"
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"- Roger! - She was all over me, and my wig fell off..."
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"- and we'd be in big trouble."
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"- Who? - The black guys who did this."
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"Aah! Mr. Smith!"
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"- Please don't kill me! - Let me get this straight."
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"You ran away with my memory-erased mother to a pagan festival..."
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"- just to get my attention? - Did it work?"
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"Did it ever! Mmm!"
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"- You again? - Look what I have."
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"Remember. Please remember."
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"How long till it kicks in?"
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"Oh, Francine, for God's sake, we're married. You love me."
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"Look, you're a stiff. I could never fall in love with a suit like you."
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"Hey, it's never gonna happen with us. Never!"
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"Because hang-gliding makes me feel alive, Linda, okay?"
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"Francine!"
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"Don't worry. I'm leaving."
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"I just wanted you to be safe."
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"You're the best thing that ever happened to me, and I took it for granted."
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"Okay, my shoes are full. I better go now."
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"I love you, Francine. It's a little late, but happy anniversary."
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"- Stan? - Francine?"
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"Stan, it was so weird. And I was alone and confused."
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"And there was this raccoon, and I knew who I was again."
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"That was gross. I still love you."
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"Thanks for looking after me. I'm so embarrassed."
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"A little bit longer..."
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"and their last 24 hours will be completely forgotten."
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"I am deeply disappointed in you."
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"- Dad, I was with this one. - Oh. Well, outstanding."
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"Oh, boy it's swell to say"
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"Today? Wait!"
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"Hold up, Steve. I'm going with."
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"I can't believe that Dummkopf didn't remember your anniversary."
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"Sweetie, I made a mistake."
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"He or she has asked me to take you..."
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, I shot it in the eye."
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"Game on."
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"I'm "ganja" wear it all the time."
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"Besides, Jeff, I never said I was going."
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"I had this boyfriend. He was in an avalanche."
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"You're like Russell Crowe, and I'm Jennifer Connelly."
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"Yeah. Yeah, you're Jennifer Connelly."
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""Hayley- Me and Jeff went to Burning Man together."
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"Honestly, I only went out with you to getJewel a date..."
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"I just ran away with her to get a rise out of Hayley."
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"Remember."
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"Hey, Hayley, guess where I'm taking you this weekend."
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"Okay, okay. I'm cool."
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"Well, that's just what the experts at the lab say..."
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"Totally. I need a shower."
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"sung by America's sweetheart, Whitney Houston."
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"Jewel, I'd like you to meet my friends."
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"Come on, daddy. l- I need my fix."
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"- to a wonderful retirement home. - How lovely."
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"- Nope, first time we've met, Francine. - What?"
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"Sorry, but my mom decided to throw a rager."
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"Yeah, Burning Man is great this year."
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"Uh, that I got the privilege to be with you for the time that I did."
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"- Hayley, where's your mother? - Last time I saw her she was in the kitchen..."
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"- Hey, Jackson, you ever do it with a dead mermaid? - Mermaid? No."
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"and we'll name the discovery after you-"
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"Don't be. You were fun. In fact, you were cool."
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"No, it's all about a bunch of naked morons..."
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"Oh. Hey, funny story."
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"Oh, sweet masked bandit of nature..."
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"Imagine this, but 70 feet tall."
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"Reverse brain erasing? Now that's just science fiction."
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"Or these? Go on, kids, give 'em a squeeze."
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"What, are you crazy?"
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"Oh, Francine, thank God."
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"- Klaus! - When you come home und pack..."
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