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Clips from Nathan for You - Funeral Home/Burger Joint/Skydiving (S01E01)

"TO HELP STRUGGLING SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS"
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"MAKE IT IN THIS COMPETITIVE WORLD."
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"OF ALL THE WAYS TO MAKE MONEY WITH DEAD BODIES,"
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"AND WITH PEOPLE DYING DAILY"
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"FROM EVERYTHING FROM HEART ATTACKS"
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"THE FUNERAL BUSINESS HAS NEVER BEEN MORE PROFITABLE."
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"SHE'S BEEN RUNNING BOYD FUNERAL HOME"
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"IN LINWOOD, CALIFORNIA, FOR OVER 15 YEARS,"
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"UNBEKNOWNST TO CANDY, I WENT BY THE NIGHT BEFORE"
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"BUT MY BEARD WAS COMING LOOSE,"
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"- CORRECT. CORRECT."
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"- AND THAT MUST BE BITTERSWEET FOR YOU."
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"- BITTER BECAUSE PEOPLE DIE... - RIGHT."
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"- AND SWEET... - RIGHT."
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"BECAUSE YOU MAYBE GET EXCITED WHEN SOMEONE DIES."
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"- RIGHT, EXACTLY. - BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKE,"
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""I'M GONNA PROFIT FROM THIS..." - RIGHT, EXACTLY, EXACTLY."
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"- THEY'RE, LIKE, LOSING."
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"- EXACTLY. - SO IT'S A BALANCE."
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"- MONEY WAS CLEARLY IMPORTANT TO MRS. BOYD,"
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"TO OFFER HER CUSTOMERS."
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"THE PLAN--I WANTED HER TO GIVE PEOPLE"
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"THE OPTION OF BUYING MORE FRIENDS."
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"WHEN YOU DIE, YOU WANT TO HAVE"
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"- CORRECT. - SO I THINK YOU SHOULD"
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"TO BE FAMILY OR FRIENDS AT A FUNERAL."
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"- OH, I SEE, I SEE. - LIKE, TO FILL THE ROOM."
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"DO YOU UNDERSTAND? - YEAH."
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"- AND IT COULD BE A VERY PROFITABLE ADD-ON SERVICE"
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"TO OFFER TO PEOPLE. - WELL, I MEAN,"
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"IT IS PRETTY INTERESTING. I DON'T KNOW--"
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"-AND MAYBE THAT WOULD HELP SELL IT TO YOU."
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"I NEEDED TO ASSEMBLE A DREAM TEAM OF ACTORS"
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"SO I MET WITH SOME PROFESSIONAL ACTORS"
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"TO PICK OUT THE BEST."
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"THIS WIDOW JUST LOST HER HUSBAND."
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"- I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND. I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR LOSS."
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"- AND MAYBE YOU'D HUG HER AND KISS HER."
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"- PLEASE CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING."
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"- SO YOU CAN DO A LOT OF DIALECTS, YOU WROTE."
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"- YES, I PICK UP PEOPLE'S LANGUAGES"
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"- IT SAYS "CANADIAN" YOU CAN DO?"
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"CANADIAN IS A LOT LIKE BRITISH."
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"DURING THE SERVICE. HOW DO YOU HANDLE THIS?"
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"OR I'M GONNA TELL YOUR [bleep] PARENTS!"
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"I WANTED TO DEMONSTRATE FOR CANDY"
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"MIGHT LOOK LIKE,"
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"SO SPENT THE NIGHT WRITING A SCRIPT"
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"FOR THE FUNERAL OF A FAKE DEAD GUY"
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"AND SENT IT TO ALL THE ACTORS."
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"THE NEXT DAY, WE ARRIVED AT THE FUNERAL HOME"
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"THE WOMAN IN THE BLACK HAT"
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"- AND SHE HIRED SEVEN ACTORS"
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"TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THAT MAN WHO JUST DIED,"
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"- OKAY. - OKAY,"
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"AND I THINK WE'RE READY TO BEGIN."
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"- WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY"
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"- SID WAS SUCH A GOOD GUY."
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"HE ONCE GAVE ME $1,000 FOR NO REASON."
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"I'M SO SAD. I AM SO SAD."
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"I AM SO...SAD."
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"- I CAN'T HOLD IT IN ANYMORE. [sobbing]"
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"ME AND SID WERE LOVERS."
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"[sobs] - I KNEW IT!"
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"- I'M SORRY. - WE CANNOT BE MAD."
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"- NOW, PLEASE JOIN ME IN SINGING DEATH HAPPENS,"
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"YOU NEED TO KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED."
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"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD. DO YOU--"
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"- I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS MOVING IT."
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"OKAY, JUST--I NEED YOU TO BE-- I'M JUST GONNA CLOSE THIS,"
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"BECAUSE I THINK IT'D JUST BE BETTER FOR THE REST OF US."
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"- ♪ DEATH IS SAD"
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"all: ♪ BUT IT HA-APPENS"
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"♪ THINGS GET BETTER FOR FRIE-IENDS ♪"
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"SO HOW SOON DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE IMPLEMENTING IT?"
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"- YOU KNOW WHAT? I NEED A LITTLE MORE TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT."
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"BUT LIKE I SAID, MORE "YES" THAN "NO.""
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"PEOPLE WILL HAVE A "THANK YOU" GIFT FOR ME."
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"I DON'T KNOW IF YOU-- - OKAY, NO, I GUESS NOT."
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"WE JUST HAVE SOMETHING PREPARED."
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"- MM-HMM. - SO MAYBE I COULD"
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"GIVE IT TO YOU AND YOU COULD HAND IT TO ME"
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"SO IT'S LIKE YOU'RE GIVING IT TO ME ON CAMERA."
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"- [laughs]"
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"OKAY. - OKAY."
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"SO I'LL--I'LL COME IN AGAIN. - OKAY."
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"- HI, GREAT. - GOOD, GOOD. GOOD TO SEE YOU."
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"- UM, WHAT IS THIS? - THIS IS A--"
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"A SMALL TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION"
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"- OH, MY GOD. THANK YOU."
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"YOU REALLY DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS."
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"- THANK YOU. - OKAY."
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"SO WHY IS THE PLACE THAT CLAIMS TO HAVE"
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"THE BEST BURGER IN LOS ANGELES COMPLETELY EMPTY?"
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"GUSTAVO MUNOZ OWNS L.A. BURGER IN LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA,"
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"- SO I PAID HIM A VISIT WITH A WAY"
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"TO GET EVERYONE TO TRY HIS BURGER."
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"- IT IS THE BEST, RIGHT? - IT'S THE BEST."
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"- OKAY, GREAT. SO THEN WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"
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"- WELL, I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE--"
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"- UNLESS YOUR BURGER ISN'T THE BEST."
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"- WAIT, IS YOUR BURGER THE BEST?"
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"- OF COURSE, IT'S THE BEST."
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"- 'CAUSE NO BURGER PLACE HAS EVER MADE A CLAIM LIKE THIS,"
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"- WELL, IT SOUNDS GOOD."
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"- YEAH - IT SOUNDS GOOD."
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"- GUSTAVO AGREED TO PUT UP HIS OWN CASH FOR THE PROMOTION,"
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"AND IT WAS SUCH AN AMAZING OFFER,"
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"ON L.A.'S MOST LISTENED-TO MORNING RADIO SHOW."
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"- COME OVER, TRY OUR--OUR BURGERS."
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"IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, IT'S GONNA BE $100 BILL."
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"- WOW, THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. - THAT'S--"
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"THAT'S A LOT OF BALLS, GUSTAVO..."
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"- AND I TRUST HIM,"
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"BECAUSE I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY TRIED THE BURGER."
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"- WHAT? - WHAT?"
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"- SO I MEAN, WHEN HE SAYS IT'S THE BEST,"
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"I--YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE THAT IT'S THE BEST."
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"HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE LISTENING RIGHT NOW?"
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"both: MILLIONS. - MILLIONS?"
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