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Clips from Peep Show - Conference (S04E04)

"'It's not even a proper disability.'"
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"Right, well, thanks, guys, for coming to the first get-together"
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"of the Project Zeus work group."
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"so before we start the pitter-patter of grey matter..."
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"... I'll go get the pizzas."
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"I was telling them it doesn't matter what they say tonight,"
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"Jeremy, have you been eating my pizza?"
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"Big Suze was hungry. She's rich."
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"'I'm not a corporate cocksucker, I'm a human being. Sure.'"
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"Sorry."
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"No apology required."
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"SHE GIGGLES"
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"Just wanted to say, "Have fun." Tonight should be an idea zone."
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"I'm serious. Fuck a chicken, if that's what it takes."
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"'Oh, he is good. Taboo-busting, semi-incomprehensible pep talk.'"
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"Hi there, can I come in?"
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"What, Big Suze?"
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"In business, Jeremy, every man has his price,"
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"- What? - I'm not going to beat around the bush."
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"I want to make you a real-life indecent proposal."
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"but I don't like playing the game with women, talking to them,"
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"but I do like some of the things they do, so..."
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"That's my indecent proposal."
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"Is that so very different from hiring a solicitor"
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"or leasing a Spanish villa?"
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"It is, because you'd be putting your dick..."
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"Maybe you could finger her for 300."
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"'but no-one's going to give me a medal for saying no. I am broke.'"
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"OK, it's a deal."
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"'Is this a terrible idea? It can't be, it's in a film."
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"'They wouldn't put a terrible idea in a film. They'd get sued.'"
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"I want you to have fun with these. Don't sweat it, go mental."
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"'Tube up his nose, man with a tube up his nose! '"
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"...funding implications?"
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"Yep, just relax and take your time, OK?"
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"'Shit."
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"'This could be a tricky sell.'"
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"Say, Suze, do you like the films of Robert Redford?"
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"I don't know. Who is he?"
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"and he started the Sundance Film Festival."
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"Exactly!"
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"Sounds like you want to pimp me out."
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"I'm a human being, Jeremy."
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"Yes, sure. From one perspective."
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"from hiring a solicitor or leasing a villa in Spain?"
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"I can't believe this, Jeremy. This is really horrible."
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"No, look, Suze. Sorry."
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"No, we're not. You tried to make me a hooker."
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"It was a joke, Suze. I'm hitting the reset button."
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"- Goodbye, Jeremy. - Don't go."
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"Johnson will be here around three, so I want to pull together your work"
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"ahead of the big presentation tomorrow."
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"What have you got? Have you got the logistics figures, Lisa?"
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"The finance projections, Katie? Jeff?"
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"We chatted, and you said, "Relax and take your time", so we thought,"
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"You did say, "Relax and take your time.""
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"I'm giving the presentation tomorrow. Johnson is here at three."
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"My balls are on the line here."
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"I don't care how you do it as long as you fucking well do it!"
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"- OK. - Listen, I did have a little look,"
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"and one of the concepts I came up with"
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"but also putting Planning into the mix,"
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"That sounds interesting. Why don't I take that?"
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"and I can then wipe my fucking arse on it."
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"If integrating two departments is a nightmare,"
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"'Here we go, Big Suze's place. If she won't take my calls,"
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"Johnson!"
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"- What do you mean? - It's fun. We eat breakfast off each other."
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"Come on, let's get moving."
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"It's two hours to Kettering, even in a Beemer."
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"'He didn't even pay for her.'"
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"He's an alpha male, Jeremy."
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"And you'd be the first to admit you're a bottom-feeder."
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"I'll take this to the Citizens Advice Bureau."
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"How do you like those guys on your ass? I don't give up, Alan!"
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"But... you can't."
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"I was shocked when you called Kathy a knucklehead."
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"- That was an accident. - It wasn't."
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"It could have been. I was careful to be sure that it could have been."
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"I was nice to you,"
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"even when you gave me shit about the earnings projections."
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"That's not how you should treat people. You should be nice."
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"'Oh, sure. It's nice to be nice.'"
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"Fine. I guess it's just Gerrard and me from here on in. Right, Gerrard?"
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"Sorry?"
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"I said, it's just you and me from here on in. Right?"
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"I've got a mucus build-up in my ears..."
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"Cool. Cool, dude. Sit down."
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"on the biggest hairy motherfucking business shit-storm since Enron."
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"'AII I'm doing is scrolling up and down this useless document,"
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"'inserting words, almost at random.'"
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"You're following Johnson and Big Suze!"
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"I need to find Big Suze. There's no answer at her room."
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"Johnson."
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"Yeah, this is Camilla."
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"'Even Bernie Winters and Schnorbitz would've been an improvement.'"
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"So, how's Project Zeus coming along?"
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"I think I've cracked it, Alan."
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"Cool. So let's roll out somewhere spicy and celebrate."
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"Sales is going to get shit-faced with Marketing."
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"Come on, Mark. Let's get wankered."
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"Jez..."
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"Let's sort this. What do you see in Johnson?"
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"- I just like him. - Come on, is it because he's black?"
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"What? No!"
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"I'm a better black man than he is."
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"That sounds almost..."
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"Look, Suze, being black isn't about the colour of your skin."
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"fighting prejudice and negative stereotypes wherever you find them!"
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"You mean, apart from his mentoring and his community work?"
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"I don't want to talk to you. Goodbye."
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"Wasn't the last one a bit... thin?"
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"You don't want a fat lap dancer, do you?"
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"Oh, it is looking so good, Alan."
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"'Maybe I can work in a back room. There must be a back room somewhere"
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"(Big Suze) I'm going to get you a dance."
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"and Soph, and everything."
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"Hello, you, yes you."
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"- Suze, I really... - Shh."
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"Mar-tin."
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