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Clips from Dr. Ken - Episode #2.17 (S02E02)

"Dave prefers to think of her as "deliberate" and "unwavering.""
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"Okay, so no backgammon."
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"What about cards? I bet you like Go Fish."
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"We could bake cookies."
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"There's this chai snickerdoodle recipe"
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"I've been dying to try."
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"Hey, how about your new puzzle, Dave?"
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"What do you think, Emily?"
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"Want to give "Dozens of Dalmatians" a try?"
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"Okay. From one puzzle to another."
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"Yeah, and the itching is unbearable."
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"Pat, I hope this isn't uncomfortable for you,"
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"but I'm gonna have to look at every..."
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"Oh, right."
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"Uh, not presenting anywhere else."
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"Thank you. You can close it."
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"- I'm good. - Please?"
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"When did this start happening?"
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"Well, off and on over the past few weeks."
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"Ever have any similar reactions to shellfish?"
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"Peanuts? Any wheezing?"
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"No."
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"Oh, it's Megan. I'm gonna have to take this."
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"Hello, milady."
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"Ah, yeah. We're taking care of it."
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"Yeah, Welltopia's fifth-best doctor is on the case."
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"All right, I'll keep you po... oh, she already hung up."
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"Did you just call me Welltopia's fifth-best doctor?"
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"Yeah. Sorry. Did I miscount?"
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"I mean, there's, uh..."
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"Oh, no, that's right. You're the sixth."
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"Okay, Pat, I'm gonna give you some Benadryl,"
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"but first you need to see an allergist"
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"to determine what's causing these hives."
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"So I'm sending you upstairs for skin testing with Dr. Jenkins."
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"Oh, I forgot Jenkins. That makes you seventh."
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"You're pacing. What's wrong?"
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"It's also your erratic food choices,"
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"but mostly the rash thing."
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"I just got off the phone with the allergist."
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"All his tests came back negative."
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"I don't know what's causing his hives."
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"Huh."
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"Could be stress urticaria."
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"Any unusual stressors in his life?"
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"Uh, I don't know. Let's see."
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"He went through that crazy divorce."
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"He lived on a boat in a driveway."
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"He even slept in the clinic for a while."
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"He was fully committed to the hobo lifestyle."
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"Respect."
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"But these are more recent."
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"I'm thinking Pat may be allergic to nuts."
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"Well, the testing ruled out nuts."
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"No, I mean that nut, Megan, he's dating."
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"Zing. Good one."
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"The hives did appear right when they started dating."
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"Yeah, you're right. Megan is a nut."
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"Oh, Nut-Meg. Double zing."
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"Aw, I feel awful."
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"I have to tell the loneliest man on Earth"
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"Maybe spend five more minutes on the phrasing."
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"But he's so into her."
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"Look, I know he really likes her."
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"But some relationships aren't healthy,"
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"and it's important for him to recognize"
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"that she's just not good for him."
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"Yeah, ideally, before his face falls off."
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"Molly, I'm experiencing some emotions,"
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"which I'm not sure how to process."
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"It's just boredom, not actual hunger."
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"Well, that's not true, but... this is about Emily."
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"I'm thinking of breaking up with her."
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"Really?"
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"I was starting to suspect"
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"we're not as compatible as I thought,"
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"and overhearing Mom and Dad talk about it"
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"really drove the point home."
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"What did they say?"
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"Mom called our relationship unhealthy."
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"Oh, and Dad thinks it could make my face fall off."
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"But there was nothing on WebMD to back him up."
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"Sorry, Dave. Breakups are hard."
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"And this isn't just any breakup."
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"I'm the light of her life."
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"Well, I'm sure you'll find the right way to do it."
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"- Do what? - Break up with Emily."
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"Bless you, Grandpa."
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"No. No one deserves, "Dave doesn't like you anymore!"
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"Go away!""
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"Please, I would never beat around the bush like that."
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"No, no. Molly's right."
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"Oy vey."
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"This is not gonna be fun."
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"Dave, don't worry about it."
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"Are you kidding? This is gonna be great."
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"Friends, the goal of meditation is to clear our minds."
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"Inevitably, certain thoughts will sneak in,"
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"but it's important to acknowledge"
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"and then release them."
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"What I like to say to these thoughts is,"
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""Thank you. Not now.""
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"So let's close our eyes and begin."
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"Finally."
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"Sweet silence."
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"Just what I needed."
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"Oh, wait."
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"I'm not supposed to be thinking."
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"Man, Ken was right."
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"The silence is awkward."
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"Ugh, Ken is so annoying."
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"Ah, pure silence."
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"Nope, someone's wheezing."
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"I'm a good nurse."
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"Okay, meditation, take two."
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"Do I have bananas at home?"
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"Why can't I clear my head? I should be good at this."
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"I'm a vegan. This is on brand for me."
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"Maybe I can't turn my brain off 'cause it's made of meat."
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"How is she so Zen?"
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