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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S03E03)

"Because you can forget ransom, now you and your friends will die here."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, speaking of forgetting, couple things. One, these aren't my friends."
Archer (2009)
"Got that right. I mean her, yes, kind of, maybe..."
Archer (2009)
"- ...but there's a lot of weird sexual tension. - Ha!"
Archer (2009)
"So now you thinking, "Did he fire eight shots, or only...?""
Archer (2009)
"Okay, can I just run up to my hovel quick and grab the only extant copy of my dissertation?"
Archer (2009)
"Noah, still got four bullets. Oh, God, do you know what "extant" means?"
Archer (2009)
"You know what "license to kill" means?"
Archer (2009)
"I'll write another one."
Archer (2009)
"The world holds its breath."
Archer (2009)
"Ray? Ray, come on honey, stay with me."
Archer (2009)
"Ray? Ray?"
Archer (2009)
"Ray?"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, I only have two hands."
Archer (2009)
"There, I finished. Jeez, damn."
Archer (2009)
"How you doing, Riley? How the hell do you think I'm doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Hey, relax, Nick Furious. Save your strength for flying the chopper."
Archer (2009)
"What's your blood type? Heh. How would I know?"
Archer (2009)
"How would you not? Who am I, Karl Landsteiner?"
Archer (2009)
"Discoverer of blood groups?"
Archer (2009)
"You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, now."
Archer (2009)
""Dr. Charles Drew, or I will eat a bag of dicks.""
Archer (2009)
"Bring them."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn it, Archer. Ray needs O-positive blood or he's gonna die."
Archer (2009)
"So give him some of yours. I'm A-negative."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, me too. And even if Riley is O-positive..."
Archer (2009)
"No, I'm A-negative too. Eh? Blow it up."
Archer (2009)
"- He's already a quart low, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh..."
Archer (2009)
"Positive? Yeah."
Archer (2009)
"One of these days, I swear to God, I'm gonna burn this place straight down to the ground."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, my God, yes."
Archer (2009)
"What about this Sunday?"
Archer (2009)
"Unless you want people in here, in which case..."
Archer (2009)
"Cyril, never mind moving that money."
Archer (2009)
"Sterling can get himself out of this jam, for once."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and don't be here on Sunday, Pam."
Archer (2009)
"Why just me? What's happening Sunday?"
Archer (2009)
"Probably my grisly murder, because we still haven't found that password."
Archer (2009)
"Did you try "guest"?"
Archer (2009)
"No, Pam, I didn't, because I'm not an id..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, eat a dick."
Archer (2009)
"Bring it."
Archer (2009)
"How much of my blood does he need? I don't know, 10 gills?"
Archer (2009)
"What? U.S. Or imperial?"
Archer (2009)
"Just keep squeezing that gag-ball that I don't wanna know why you have."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, no, you do not."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks, human shield. Although, where the hell are all your men?"
Archer (2009)
"Are you serious?"
Archer (2009)
"They're all at the intramural lacrosse finals."
Archer (2009)
"The what? Ow!"
Archer (2009)
"Lana, shut up. That's today? Yeah, it's right now. Well, in 10 minutes."
Archer (2009)
"- Who's playing? - Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, the Lax-mi Singhers..."
Archer (2009)
"They made it to the finals? Uh-huh."
Archer (2009)
"- Versus the Archers of Loafcrosse."
Archer (2009)
"What? That's my team. Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Lana, I'm team captain. I built that team from nothing, and..."
Archer (2009)
"Archer. Ray is dying."
Archer (2009)
"Does that mean so must my dream?"
Archer (2009)
"I think it's great that for once you're getting out of a jam without your mother's help, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Not for once, Lana. Hello? Columbia House."
Archer (2009)
"Of course. I mean, I know we fight a lot, but..."
Archer (2009)
"God, now that I think about it, you're my only friend."
Archer (2009)
"Uh, wow."
Archer (2009)
"Please don't make me choose."
Archer (2009)
"- I will never, ever forgive you, and we will never, ever be friends again."
Archer (2009)
"Birds-eye view of lacrosse!"
Archer (2009)
"Now, can we please get out of here?"
Archer (2009)
"Because we are totally vulnerable."
Archer (2009)
"I know, look at our defenders."
Archer (2009)
"He's not talking about the defenders."
Archer (2009)
"The crease, idiots! Guard the crease!"
Archer (2009)
"Lurch, what are you doing?"
Archer (2009)
"Middies, come on, get in position!"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, shit, they are. No, look, they're all bunched... Oh. Oh!"
Archer (2009)
"Incoming!"
Archer (2009)
"Yee... Oh, no!"
Archer (2009)
"Wait, Lana. Don't... Aah!"
Archer (2009)
"Suck it! No!"
Archer (2009)
"- Lana! - Archer!"
Archer (2009)
"- What, Lana? - I..."
Archer (2009)
"Nothing. I got you."
Archer (2009)
"You got me. Well, that's just super."
Archer (2009)
"My problem, Lana, is you just Bonnie and Clyded my starting middies."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, they were... Redshirt freshmen, Lana, who I was grooming."
Archer (2009)
"But now I guess the Archers of Loafcrosse..."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah, that's not a thing. If and when that becomes a thing!"
Archer (2009)
"No. Lana, seriously, she... She would literally kill you."
Archer (2009)
"So now, for the rest of your idiot life, I've got that on you."
Archer (2009)
"Wow. Right?"
Archer (2009)
"Just screw already. Seriously."
Archer (2009)
"Then kill each other. And then shut up."
Archer (2009)
"And then kill each other again. And call me, so I can watch you do it."
Archer (2009)
"Well, except for Rip's eye, you got everyone home in one piece."
Archer (2009)
"No thanks to you."
Archer (2009)
"Well, it's about time you did something on your own."
Archer (2009)
"Columbia House Record Club."
Archer (2009)
"Archer, the important thing is that we're home."
Archer (2009)
"And that we spare Malory the details of your time on Pirate Island."
Archer (2009)
"Why, what happened?"
Archer (2009)
"Nothing. Well, you know, besides a lot of, um, pretty horrific torture..."
Archer (2009)
"...which, Mother, if you had seen, would have broken your heart."
Archer (2009)
"And my mourning period for, um... Katya?"
Archer (2009)
"Is over. So, hey, it's a happy ending."
Archer (2009)
"Yeah. Yeah, it's just a big old goddamn fairy tale."
Archer (2009)
"Ray, I'm kidding. Don't be like that."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh, gross. Keep it moving, cripple."
Archer (2009)
"Shut up. Ray? Ray."
Archer (2009)
"Ray?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, okay. Then I guess just pout."
Archer (2009)
"You were in the Army? Oh, who remembers?"
Archer (2009)
"And before you see one thin dime, I want to talk to Sterling."
Archer (2009)
"Noah! Wounded! No, no, I'm..."
Archer (2009)
"And not to diminish the accomplishments of Dr. Charles Drew, but..."
Archer (2009)
"Re-evaluate your entire life. And yes, I'm sure."
Archer (2009)
"You will never make it to the helicopter. My men will cut you down like dogs."
Archer (2009)
"Lana. Lana, we got the face-off. Hooray."
Archer (2009)
"But these other three, whatever, who cares? I mean, Noah's a slave."
Archer (2009)
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